Last night for Hello Kitty Online Founder's Beta. Hadn't bothered
since launch night, so I thought I'd sit around to watch the sugary facade crumble apart. After ten minutes of patches, we once again enter the world of survival fashionista:
First off, Elvis greeted me right away,
The NPCs were either aware The End Times were near,
Or tripped out on mescaline,
To give you an idea of what missions consist of:
Epic. The new emotes were inappropriately tits.
Since nearly a month passed, how were fellow players leveled and dressed?
Bottom, Kuchisake-onna, and Top. Gotcha.
Only an hour remained until the server cascaded, and I had yet to play any mini-games. As if on cue, another gal invited me over and we baked each other pies, served each other drinks, and harnessed the power of the stars.
FRAPS failed to capture a single screenshot, since mini-games open in another window.
After our smexy encounter, word of a naked farewell party on the beach reached us.
Kitty herself appeared, walking gently across the water, hallowed be thy name. An outcry of love and fornication reached an apex until
Mini-games were the highlight. Dying at the hands of bears made to resemble sugar cubes was memorable. Open Beta isn't out until December, dunno if I'll keep the client instal-
!!!Maybe I'll become a GM? Or better yet, marry one?!?
