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important news about jennifer love hewitt
« on: February 26, 2010, 03:32:39 PM »

did you guys hear that she got vajazzled?

this is an important development.

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Re: important news about jennifer love hewitt
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2010, 03:34:44 PM »

I would very much like to see a vajazzled vagina.
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Re: important news about jennifer love hewitt
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2010, 03:43:33 PM »

Wait a bit, I'm sure it won't be long until Paris Hilton does it.

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Re: important news about jennifer love hewitt
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2010, 03:47:06 PM »

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Re: important news about jennifer love hewitt
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2010, 03:50:02 PM »

oh god that is mega nasty

that is dog shit

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Re: important news about jennifer love hewitt
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2010, 04:04:15 PM »

:pukin:
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Re: important news about jennifer love hewitt
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2010, 04:35:04 PM »

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Re: important news about jennifer love hewitt
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2010, 04:43:17 PM »

If you're going to get vagazzled, I suggest getting it done all over your body. Like, even on your face a little. Make it a consistent look. Be classy about it.
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Re: important news about jennifer love hewitt
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2010, 04:45:27 PM »

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Re: important news about jennifer love hewitt
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2010, 04:46:00 PM »

okay i guess that looks more like someone gave her an undersea facial and sent her to the grammys or w/e but you get it
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Re: important news about jennifer love hewitt
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2010, 04:47:10 PM »

Kinda reminds me of Mystique.
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Re: important news about jennifer love hewitt
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2010, 04:49:19 PM »

the grossest thing about that photo of lady gaga, to me, is her teeth

mods please split this thread into properly organized threads so i dont get confused when i want to read about j-lo hewitt's vagina in the future
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Re: important news about jennifer love hewitt
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2010, 09:46:14 AM »

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Re: important news about jennifer love hewitt
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2010, 10:34:33 AM »

I want to pretend this is all empowering for womyn, but from a guy perspective, the Vattoo is basically the sluttiest thing I can possibly think of. Esp. that glow in the dark 69.

And no, this is not a double standard. Any man who gets anything tattooed, temporary or otherwise, anywhere near his nether regions is p. gross, ok.
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Re: important news about jennifer love hewitt
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2010, 10:53:03 AM »

Why are tattoos forbidden, but piercings totally OK?
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Re: important news about jennifer love hewitt
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2010, 11:18:42 AM »

I want to pretend this is all empowering for womyn,

It's empowering the same way that retail therapy or voting for Sarah Palin is.
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Re: important news about jennifer love hewitt
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2010, 12:35:52 PM »

It's less empowering because it discourages women from knowing their own anatomy.  Those tattoos are nowhere near the vagina!
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Re: important news about jennifer love hewitt
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2010, 01:52:40 PM »

Here I was expecting a video about putting pictures and colors on the vulva.  Turns out it's just a reverse tramp stamp that is also just a dumb henna-tattoo.  This is nowhere near vajazzle levels.

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Re: important news about jennifer love hewitt
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2010, 02:01:29 PM »

Why are tattoos forbidden, but piercings totally OK?

The tattoo is slutty and gross for the same reason the tramp stamp is. It's basically a sign that says 'Open for business'. Piercings are sexy because they're private.

(you can also take them out)
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