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[yyler]

it is kind of a bullshit extension though

I mean when you read

"and then darth vader was killed and everyone was happy"

you don't expect a sequel to come over and say

"except darth vader was not really dead and then he defeated luke"

Well actually the Emporer was revived via cloning iirc and came back not Vader but I see your point.

[Mongrel]

it is kind of a bullshit extension though

I mean when you read

"and then darth vader was killed and everyone was happy"

you don't expect a sequel to come over and say

"except darth vader was not really dead and then he defeated luke"

I dunno, sounds like a lot of sequels I could think of. Or at least certain TV shows.

[Detonator]

Zara, did you not get the hidden subtext behind "Still Alive"?

[Zaratustra]

SHE'S NOT EVEN STILL ALIVE IN PORTAL 2
YOU HAVE TO REVIVE HER
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[yyler]

She's hibernating like a big cuddly bear :3

[megaman10]

I loved the first Portal! I wonder if this one will spout a meme too.

[Ocksi]

"A"??????

[Classic]

Perhaps he's using the technical definition?

[Catloaf]

I wouldn't be surprised if it the new joke is something like "The cake wasn't a lie, but it's inedible now because it's been sitting around for over a hundred years!!!"

Or "The cake went stale!"

[Torgo]

I wouldn't be surprised if it the new joke is something like "The cake wasn't a lie, but it's inedible now because it's been sitting around for over a hundred years!!!"

Or "The cake went stale!"

The preview linked in op specifically mentions that the writers are plenty aware that the internet ruined* the joke, and aren't interested in hitting on past memes.

*That is, for people who let the internet ruin awe-some things for them.  I personally don't allow it to do that.  Everyone else is a bunch of whiny pussies.

[Ziiro]

The preview linked in op specifically mentions that the writers are plenty aware that the internet ruined* the joke, and aren't interested in hitting on past memes.

At the same time I am both overjoyed at this and saddened. The internet ruined Portal for me for the most part, but I did enjoy the humor at the time.

I hope they at least make a single metajoke about it regarding the popularity or repeating the meme. For example: "This companion cube was reported by a test subject to repeat the line 'The cake is a lie' endlessly. Incinerate it."

[Niku]

this is why you're not a writer for portal 2.

[Ziiro]

MY FANFICTION HUMOR IS OF THE HIGHEST QUALITY AND SHOULD BE USED FOR THE SEQUEL
 

HOW DARE YOU IMPLY OTHERWISE. HOW DARE YOU.

[McDohl]

hay guys my name is niku and i like to typhoon, tsunami, and hurricane on everyone's parade

NOTE: THIS POST WAS MADE COMPLETELY IN JEST AND IS NOT FIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION OR THE CREATION OF DRAMA THREADS

[Lottel]

No no no, McDohl!
To make Niku mad is a very simple thing to do.
I do it all the time!
All you have to do is modify the way you type.
Press "Enter" often.
Then you can have Niku hate you too!
YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO MAKE FUN OF HIM

[Niku]

he's right, i hate bad posters.

[Classic]

I will imply here that Niku hates himself. When he suggests that I am projecting, I will add that we both hate ourselves because we're fat.

[A²]

...

[Niku]

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[move step=300][/move]
[move step=200 direction=right] [/move]

[Classic]

Your commentary about my substanceless posting is noted. We should go to jail together. Then we can have fat prisony butt-surprise sex and cry together about our lost innocence.