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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2010, 01:15:04 PM »

it is kind of a bullshit extension though

I mean when you read

"and then darth vader was killed and everyone was happy"

you don't expect a sequel to come over and say

"except darth vader was not really dead and then he defeated luke"

Well actually the Emporer was revived via cloning iirc and came back not Vader but I see your point.
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2010, 01:18:20 PM »

it is kind of a bullshit extension though

I mean when you read

"and then darth vader was killed and everyone was happy"

you don't expect a sequel to come over and say

"except darth vader was not really dead and then he defeated luke"

I dunno, sounds like a lot of sequels I could think of. Or at least certain TV shows.
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #22 on: March 08, 2010, 01:37:43 PM »

Zara, did you not get the hidden subtext behind "Still Alive"?
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2010, 01:45:03 PM »

SHE'S NOT EVEN STILL ALIVE IN PORTAL 2
YOU HAVE TO REVIVE HER
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2010, 01:48:12 PM »

She's hibernating like a big cuddly bear :3
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #26 on: March 09, 2010, 10:20:50 AM »

"A"??????
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #27 on: March 09, 2010, 10:26:54 AM »

Perhaps he's using the technical definition?
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #28 on: March 09, 2010, 11:47:12 AM »

I wouldn't be surprised if it the new joke is something like "The cake wasn't a lie, but it's inedible now because it's been sitting around for over a hundred years!!!"

Or "The cake went stale!"
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #29 on: March 09, 2010, 12:53:50 PM »

I wouldn't be surprised if it the new joke is something like "The cake wasn't a lie, but it's inedible now because it's been sitting around for over a hundred years!!!"

Or "The cake went stale!"
The preview linked in op specifically mentions that the writers are plenty aware that the internet ruined* the joke, and aren't interested in hitting on past memes.

*That is, for people who let the internet ruin awe-some things for them.  I personally don't allow it to do that.  Everyone else is a bunch of whiny pussies.
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #30 on: March 09, 2010, 01:11:55 PM »

The preview linked in op specifically mentions that the writers are plenty aware that the internet ruined* the joke, and aren't interested in hitting on past memes.

At the same time I am both overjoyed at this and saddened. The internet ruined Portal for me for the most part, but I did enjoy the humor at the time.

I hope they at least make a single metajoke about it regarding the popularity or repeating the meme. For example: "This companion cube was reported by a test subject to repeat the line 'The cake is a lie' endlessly. Incinerate it."
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #31 on: March 09, 2010, 01:28:58 PM »

this is why you're not a writer for portal 2.
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #32 on: March 09, 2010, 01:35:11 PM »

MY FANFICTION HUMOR IS OF THE HIGHEST QUALITY AND SHOULD BE USED FOR THE SEQUEL
 :rage:

HOW DARE YOU IMPLY OTHERWISE. HOW DARE YOU.
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #33 on: March 09, 2010, 01:37:11 PM »

hay guys my name is niku and i like to typhoon, tsunami, and hurricane on everyone's parade

NOTE: THIS POST WAS MADE COMPLETELY IN JEST AND IS NOT FIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION OR THE CREATION OF DRAMA THREADS
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #34 on: March 09, 2010, 01:51:15 PM »

No no no, McDohl!
To make Niku mad is a very simple thing to do.
I do it all the time!
All you have to do is modify the way you type.
Press "Enter" often.
Then you can have Niku hate you too!
YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO MAKE FUN OF HIM
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #35 on: March 09, 2010, 01:54:44 PM »

he's right, i hate bad posters.
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #36 on: March 09, 2010, 03:00:04 PM »

I will imply here that Niku hates himself. When he suggests that I am projecting, I will add that we both hate ourselves because we're fat.
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #37 on: March 09, 2010, 03:27:02 PM »

...

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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #38 on: March 09, 2010, 03:37:06 PM »

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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #39 on: March 09, 2010, 03:45:24 PM »

Your commentary about my substanceless posting is noted. We should go to jail together. Then we can have fat prisony butt-surprise sex and cry together about our lost innocence.
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