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PICK AN ANIMAL

dog
- 1 (2.2%)
cat
- 1 (2.2%)
octopus
- 5 (10.9%)
squid
- 1 (2.2%)
shrimp
- 0 (0%)
boar
- 0 (0%)
robot
- 3 (6.5%)
vampire
- 1 (2.2%)
bear
- 3 (6.5%)
vulture
- 0 (0%)
tree
- 4 (8.7%)
worm
- 0 (0%)
roach
- 0 (0%)
ant
- 0 (0%)
tiger
- 0 (0%)
cow
- 1 (2.2%)
shark
- 2 (4.3%)
beetle
- 0 (0%)
turtle
- 0 (0%)
tank
- 2 (4.3%)
mouse
- 0 (0%)
predator
- 2 (4.3%)
daddy longlegs
- 0 (0%)
emu
- 0 (0%)
swordfish
- 1 (2.2%)
lion
- 1 (2.2%)
goat
- 0 (0%)
sheep
- 0 (0%)
mole
- 0 (0%)
salamander
- 1 (2.2%)
bison
- 1 (2.2%)
whale
- 1 (2.2%)
panda
- 1 (2.2%)
crab
- 2 (4.3%)
aardvark
- 0 (0%)
man
- 4 (8.7%)
monkey
- 1 (2.2%)
elk
- 0 (0%)
horse
- 1 (2.2%)
other
- 5 (10.9%)
gerbil
- 1 (2.2%)

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Author Topic: If you could be ANY ANIMAL  (Read 4819 times)

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Kazz

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Re: If you could be ANY ANIMAL
« Reply #40 on: March 10, 2010, 01:41:52 PM »
especially prime rib
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Re: If you could be ANY ANIMAL
« Reply #41 on: March 10, 2010, 04:18:52 PM »
Hey. If you want to be healthy and sad about life, that's your stupid, stupid prerogative. I eat my steak raw. Because the deadlier the steak, the more delicious.

[spoiler]actually i have turned into a big wuss and sometimes even enjoy steaks cooked medium[/spoiler]
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Re: If you could be ANY ANIMAL
« Reply #42 on: March 10, 2010, 04:30:20 PM »
how does one cook a steak

you know for like steak and bj day
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Re: If you could be ANY ANIMAL
« Reply #43 on: March 10, 2010, 04:52:58 PM »
do you own a cast-iron skillet?  because if not then you can't.  not properly, anyway.
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Re: If you could be ANY ANIMAL
« Reply #44 on: March 10, 2010, 05:09:00 PM »
... Where does one go about celebrating Steak and BJ Day?
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Re: If you could be ANY ANIMAL
« Reply #45 on: March 10, 2010, 05:14:32 PM »
Quote from: TA on March 10, 2010, 04:52:58 PM
do you own a 80,000 BTU propane or charcoal grill?  because if not then you can't.  not properly, anyway.
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Re: If you could be ANY ANIMAL
« Reply #46 on: March 10, 2010, 05:16:03 PM »
If you want a dry, charred chunk of unpleasantness, sure.  If you want a tender, juicy, flavorful steak then it's all skillet and oven work.
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Re: If you could be ANY ANIMAL
« Reply #47 on: March 10, 2010, 05:20:18 PM »
This is true.

If your barbecue is a rusted oil drum filled with gasoline.
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Re: If you could be ANY ANIMAL
« Reply #48 on: March 10, 2010, 05:27:24 PM »
A grill is an important tool where proper steakery is considered, but this should be taken to the cooking thread.
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Re: If you could be ANY ANIMAL
« Reply #49 on: March 10, 2010, 05:30:58 PM »
Quote from: Disposable Ninja on March 10, 2010, 05:09:00 PM
... Where does one go about celebrating Steak and BJ Day?
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Re: If you could be ANY ANIMAL
« Reply #50 on: March 10, 2010, 05:34:15 PM »
Quote from: TA on March 10, 2010, 04:52:58 PM
do you own a cast-iron skillet?  because if not then you can't.  not properly, anyway.
He doesn't own any good kitchen stuff, but that's okay because I get to go "Give me your wallet, I'm going to the KITCHEN STORE"

Quote from: Disposable Ninja on March 10, 2010, 05:09:00 PM
... Where does one go about celebrating Steak and BJ Day?

Like I'm going to tell you where my boyfriend lives.  Nice try >:[
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Re: If you could be ANY ANIMAL
« Reply #51 on: March 10, 2010, 05:44:38 PM »
Steak and B.J. day apparently comes after Give me your Wallet day anyway, so it doesn't seem like that much fun.
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Re: If you could be ANY ANIMAL
« Reply #52 on: March 10, 2010, 05:45:56 PM »
mce: i should have married you when i had the chance
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Re: If you could be ANY ANIMAL
« Reply #53 on: March 10, 2010, 05:46:45 PM »
however of course i'm glad i didn't because my girlfriend lady duke is wonderful and i love her to bits
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Re: If you could be ANY ANIMAL
« Reply #54 on: March 10, 2010, 05:46:51 PM »
but still
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Re: If you could be ANY ANIMAL
« Reply #55 on: March 10, 2010, 05:47:50 PM »
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Re: If you could be ANY ANIMAL
« Reply #56 on: March 11, 2010, 09:36:11 AM »
Kazz, how badly do you want to celebrate steak and bj day?  Not very much at all?  Okay.

We're having delicious pies instead of steak.

Also, how can no one want to be a dog?  Dogs are great and have fun lives as long as they have laid back owners.
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Re: If you could be ANY ANIMAL
« Reply #57 on: March 11, 2010, 10:03:16 AM »
I just don't understand why bears and pandudes are separate.  Pandude is a bear.
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Re: If you could be ANY ANIMAL
« Reply #58 on: March 11, 2010, 11:36:40 AM »
my dog had a nice life, but I still don't want my balls chopped off
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Re: If you could be ANY ANIMAL
« Reply #59 on: March 11, 2010, 07:13:56 PM »
But what if you were a stud, and you had sex with all the lady dogs?  Then you'd be pretty happy as a dog.
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