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We Don't Suffer Enough
« on: March 15, 2010, 06:25:53 PM »
Okay, gang. Let's play a game!

Everyone who wants to play posts in this thread to let me know. Then, I take all your names and draw them out of a hat, matching up givers and receivers in the exact same fashion as a Secret Santa. But whereas in a Secret Santa, you give each other presents, in We Don't Suffer Enough (pending title) you give something much more awful.

When you enter, you're required to record ten minutes of footage (low-intensity) or a minimum of an hour (high-intensity), in which case you're even more able to inflict suffering on your fellow human beings.

Once you're matched with your partner, I'll tell you in secret who you have and you have a think about what you'd like to see them Let's Play. If you committed to low intensity, you send them three different games of different genres, at which point they choose the one they're going to play. Committed to high-intensity? You only have to give one game and they have to play it.

In other words, the more work you do, the more of an enabler I become!

Once all the videos are done, I will reveal everyone's partners and we can all have a good laugh at it or murder each other, I am easy.

The only permitted reason to refuse a game is technical, for example if your computer is not up to running it.

I won't be playing along unless we're desperate, but I'm aiming for at least six entries, so I will join in if we're having trouble making up the numbers.
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Re: We Don't Suffer Enough
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2010, 06:30:01 PM »
In

High X-Tensity
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Re: We Don't Suffer Enough
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2010, 06:34:58 PM »
In.

High Intensity is sort of my thing, so, uh, low intensity please.  Except please make me do all three games.  Sorry, this is unfair.  I will play six games.  Consider this Brentai May Cry.

(DISCLAIMER: If the game costs money I will make you buy it for me.)
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Re: We Don't Suffer Enough
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2010, 06:39:34 PM »
I should clarify you can record more if you want, that's just the minimum requirement!

Likewise with recommending games. 1 or 3 is just the minimum amount, you can choose to be nicer if you like, as long as no two games belong to the same genre.
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Re: We Don't Suffer Enough
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2010, 07:02:54 PM »
my net situation is fixed, so i can actually play a game this time around!

high intensity. I can't lp 3d games that well however, so that does impose a bit of a limit on me.
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Re: We Don't Suffer Enough
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2010, 07:15:49 PM »
High-Intensity
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Re: We Don't Suffer Enough
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2010, 09:25:38 PM »
I might as well, consider I'm still one of this forum's let's players.

High intensity.  I live for the HURT ME MORE.

Nothing PSX era or later in terms of quality.  Games that detailed and graphics intensive tend not to agree  with Camtasia, as my laggy screwy camera in street parts of Mega Man Legends showed me.
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Re: We Don't Suffer Enough
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2010, 09:44:05 PM »
IF I CHOOSE ANY LESS THAN HIGH INTENSITY

THEN PEOPLE WILL CALL ME A COWARD
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Re: We Don't Suffer Enough
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2010, 09:45:28 PM »
damn now I am tempted to enter anyway, just to rig it and force kazz to play ecco the dolphin
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Re: We Don't Suffer Enough
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2010, 09:56:28 PM »
Okay, another new rule.

If they beat the game in less than their allotted time, they don't actually have to replay it over and over until they've done their time. I thought that was obvious but wellllllllll

If you want to recommend more than your minimum number of games and they have time left, they should move on to the next one, but it's not like they have to, holy moly
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Re: We Don't Suffer Enough
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2010, 10:29:18 PM »
In for high intensity.
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Re: We Don't Suffer Enough
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2010, 10:56:01 PM »
I am in for European Extreme mode.
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Re: We Don't Suffer Enough
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2010, 03:28:31 PM »
I will leave this open for a few more days if certain infantile attention spans can handle that.
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Re: We Don't Suffer Enough
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2010, 03:34:49 PM »
ALSO: I'm game for N64 and GBA stuff as well
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Re: We Don't Suffer Enough
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2010, 04:40:51 PM »
Oh yeah.  I can only LP things I can actually play on my computer, as I have no console/TV setup.
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Re: We Don't Suffer Enough
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2010, 04:43:19 PM »
Yeah, no way to get the TV in to the computer here so it's all PC games for me!
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Re: We Don't Suffer Enough
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2010, 05:22:41 PM »
Aaaand same for me. You rich kids and your fancy capturemajigs
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Re: We Don't Suffer Enough
« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2010, 05:24:37 PM »
I'm not going to say "no PC games" but ironically my capture card performs mountains better than trying to screen record, so fyi.
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Re: We Don't Suffer Enough
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2010, 09:56:33 PM »
Somebody make me play Battletanx 2: Global Assault

It's like my favorite game
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Re: We Don't Suffer Enough
« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2010, 10:12:33 PM »
Matches are out. This shit is aaaaawn.
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