"Fucking faggots," posted Sharkey, right in the middle of a massive flamewar between Terra and anybody with a chip on their shoulder.
"How dare you?" retorted Terra, "How dare you call me that?"
"Technically, you two
are fucking faggots," Thad added helpfully.
"Okay, fine," yipped Arcturus, joining in the fray a little too late, "There's only one mature solution to this. I'm going to start banning people who don't agree with me." And just like that, Iron Mongrel suddenly lost his posting privileges in WFE.
"Hey, what?" said, oh I dunno, Kazz, "You can't do that! You're not even on this board!"
"I'm the ADMINISTRATOR! I can do anything! Even things I can't!" Terra began to laugh maniacally. In text. "Lololololol!"
"Two can play at that game," Arc replied, and promptly removed posting privileges from a member on the Pyoko Boards. Nobody noticed.
Terra gasped. In text. "What? Oh, no you di'nt! This means
war, Arc!
Pyoko vs. WFE!!!"
Arc posted some images.
"That's IT!", shouted Lyrai, albeit in text. "You're ALL fucking faggots, and I'm sick of it. PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR THE DRAMA BOMB!"
Lyrai went to her Pyo shop inventory and dug up her ultimate secret item... the MIX EVERYTHING BUTTON. "Let's see you all give each other drama-blowjobs when you don't even know who you
are! PARTY HARD!" She then activated the item, causing everybody on the two boards to change to a random nick, before running off to write some more Popoie x Roget slash fiction.
"Well, crap.
This is confusing," Fredward posted. "We can change our nicks back, right?"
"We can," posted Classic.
They waited. Nothing happened.
"So er... is anybody going to change back?"
"Don't think so," replied Niku. "I think everybody's got their own agenda going on that they wanna hide. This is just like that game we play on the boards all the time... you know, FOLL IN THE BLONK?"
"Oh yeah," posted SCD, "I love how we're still playing that."
Everyone broke the fourth wall and stared at you for a moment.
"Well anyway," Friday posted, "If this IS just like FOLL IN THE BLONK then the admins probably already know who each other are, since they were keeping in constant PM contact the whole time. And then there are some people out their with their own agendas, or with special powers that let them see who we really are, or..."
"HEY WHO WANTS SOME DICKGIRL PORN?" Guildenstern posted.
And then everybody shared dickgirl porn, while the admins lied in wait and schemed...
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