Topic: Pyoko vs. WFE (Read 25016 times)

Brentai · « **on:** May 12, 2008, 08:43:46 AM »

"Fucking faggots," posted Sharkey, right in the middle of a massive flamewar between Terra and anybody with a chip on their shoulder.

"How dare you?" retorted Terra, "How dare you call me that?"

"Technically, you two are fucking faggots," Thad added helpfully.

"Okay, fine," yipped Arcturus, joining in the fray a little too late, "There's only one mature solution to this. I'm going to start banning people who don't agree with me." And just like that, Iron Mongrel suddenly lost his posting privileges in WFE.

"Hey, what?" said, oh I dunno, Kazz, "You can't do that! You're not even on this board!"

"I'm the ADMINISTRATOR! I can do anything! Even things I can't!" Terra began to laugh maniacally. In text. "Lololololol!"

"Two can play at that game," Arc replied, and promptly removed posting privileges from a member on the Pyoko Boards. Nobody noticed.

Terra gasped. In text. "What? Oh, no you di'nt! This means war, Arc! Pyoko vs. WFE!!!"

Arc posted some images.

"That's IT!", shouted Lyrai, albeit in text. "You're ALL fucking faggots, and I'm sick of it. PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR THE DRAMA BOMB!"

Lyrai went to her Pyo shop inventory and dug up her ultimate secret item... the MIX EVERYTHING BUTTON. "Let's see you all give each other drama-blowjobs when you don't even know who you are! PARTY HARD!" She then activated the item, causing everybody on the two boards to change to a random nick, before running off to write some more Popoie x Roget slash fiction.

"Well, crap. This is confusing," Fredward posted. "We can change our nicks back, right?"

"We can," posted Classic.

They waited. Nothing happened.

"So er... is anybody going to change back?"

"Don't think so," replied Niku. "I think everybody's got their own agenda going on that they wanna hide. This is just like that game we play on the boards all the time... you know, FOLL IN THE BLONK?"

"Oh yeah," posted SCD, "I love how we're still playing that."

Everyone broke the fourth wall and stared at you for a moment.

"Well anyway," Friday posted, "If this IS just like FOLL IN THE BLONK then the admins probably already know who each other are, since they were keeping in constant PM contact the whole time. And then there are some people out their with their own agendas, or with special powers that let them see who we really are, or..."

"HEY WHO WANTS SOME DICKGIRL PORN?" Guildenstern posted.

And then everybody shared dickgirl porn, while the admins lied in wait and schemed...

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NIGHT 0

17 members are currently active.

Fredward
Niku
Kazz
Friday
Guildenstern
Constantine
McDohl
Arc
Romosome
Ted Belmont
Envy
Zaratustra
McFrugal
Classic
SCD
Geo T. Hermal
Brentai

0 members have been banned.

Roles are being generated and PM'd.

ARC and TERRA, please PM me your Night 0 scries. Day 1 will begin when Night 0 scries have been sent out.

Brentai · « **Reply #1 on:** May 12, 2008, 09:45:54 AM »

Roles sent.

If you are playing and you did not receive a role, please PM me.

Classic · « **Reply #2 on:** May 12, 2008, 09:58:09 AM »

I just want to say, that I have always liked all of you.

Friday · « **Reply #3 on:** May 12, 2008, 10:12:16 AM »

Guys, I'm a sub-admin of WFE, but don't lynch me, because you need me to fight against the pyokites.

Friday · « **Reply #4 on:** May 12, 2008, 10:29:31 AM »

If I'm the seer, Guildenstern is the devil

Friday · « **Reply #5 on:** May 12, 2008, 10:32:33 AM »

Guild · « **Reply #6 on:** May 12, 2008, 11:02:39 AM »

Hey guys I found the real thread we're supposed to be voting in.

I vote Friday. She's been goofy since the game began (the seer/devil thing is probably a joke but she's a proponent of not using that tactic, and there's no idiot in this game) and more active in #finalfight than she has been in months. That might just be because she's finally a player again, but not knowing much about much I do know that change is usually bad or at least indicative of badness.

it's not day 1 yet is it

jesus fuck

James Edward Smith · « **Reply #7 on:** May 12, 2008, 11:18:16 AM »

My role message was not scented as was promised. I demand a re-roll.

Kazz · « **Reply #8 on:** May 12, 2008, 12:17:09 PM »

guildenstern can not be mocked hard enough

Arc · « **Reply #9 on:** May 12, 2008, 12:27:14 PM »

Quote from: eloH on May 12, 2008, 08:43:46 AM

Arc posted some images.

Go ahead, ARC.

Do it.

Post up some images, slimebag.

You know ya wanna.

François · « **Reply #10 on:** May 12, 2008, 01:42:50 PM »

Wait! Don't waste a lynch on me, I'm not even playing!

...

anyone who votes for me after this is an admin

Brentai · « **Reply #11 on:** May 12, 2008, 02:53:58 PM »

Logging in this morning, you see that the drama is not over. In fact, it is only just beginning.

* User Brentai was banned from the boards (Reason: Confusing IRC with message boards.)

By performing a traceroute to Brentai's IP or someshit I dunno but anyway you find out that Brentai was actually SHARKEY, aka the Weretiger. Had SHARKEY survived the whole game, he would have won and everybody else would have lost.

But he didn't. He died before he logically even could. Because Brentai is that bad at Wolf.

"We're all gonna ~~die~~ be banned!" cries McDohl.

"Wait, there's still a chance," says Romosome, "If we ban all the admins before they ban us, then we can put an end to all this drama!"

"How the heck do we ban admins?"

"We make fun of them until they leave the boards forever."

"Oh. Yeah."

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DAY 1

16 members are currently active.

Fredward
Niku
Kazz
Friday
Guildenstern
Constantine
McDohl
Arc
Romosome
Ted Belmont
Envy
Zaratustra
McFrugal
Classic
SCD
Geo T. Hermal

1 member isn't allowed into any more Wolf games for a while.

Brentai (Innocent) (SHARKEY)

It takes 9 votes to call somebody a fag until they cry.

McDohl · « **Reply #12 on:** May 12, 2008, 04:32:52 PM »

Can I flip out and kill the baner again? 'Cuz that was epic.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #13 on:** May 12, 2008, 04:56:26 PM »

Hey guys what's goin on in this here forum war

Niku · « **Reply #14 on:** May 12, 2008, 05:17:30 PM »

Did Sharkey's webpage ALWAYS point to godhatesfags?

Guild · « **Reply #15 on:** May 12, 2008, 06:09:50 PM »

I'm going to a party tonight and won't be back online until tomorrow morning, so here's a vote.

Let's see here... Friday proved me wrong on my wolf-behavior theory; it turns out she was one during Chocolate. Therefore, Kazz (for mocking me DAMN YUO) until someone comes up with a better idea.

James Edward Smith · « **Reply #16 on:** May 12, 2008, 06:50:51 PM »

All those people who just posted about nothing or made lame guesses at people to vote for are probably admins. I vote for Ted Belmont first.

Kazz · « **Reply #17 on:** May 12, 2008, 07:01:43 PM »

Let's vote for Guildenstern because he tends to confirm innocents when we do that.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #18 on:** May 12, 2008, 07:06:56 PM »

Quote from: Geo T. Hermal on May 12, 2008, 06:50:51 PM

All those people who just posted about nothing or made lame guesses at people to vote for are probably admins. I vote for Ted Belmont first.

Great logic! Geo.

Arc · « **Reply #19 on:** May 12, 2008, 07:52:36 PM »

Does Envy remember that he signed up?

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