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« on: March 23, 2010, 01:01:22 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2010, 02:09:54 AM »

Is it a Nintendo DS with 3 screens?
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« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2010, 02:17:16 AM »

You know Nintendo is getting lazy when they start borrowing the business model from disposable razor companies.
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« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2010, 02:35:44 AM »

I can't wait for the Nintendo 7 Screen.
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« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2010, 07:03:29 AM »

if i have to wear fucking glasses to play this thing i am kicking james cameron in the balls
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« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2010, 07:07:19 AM »

NO GLASSES

You should still kick James Cameron in the balls, though.
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« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2010, 07:30:06 AM »

I'm kinda hoping for head tracking via camera and facial recognition.  It makes it harder for people to see what's going on if they're not the one's playing it (looking over your shoulder, or whatever) but it works to trick on set of eyes and a brain at a time that there's a 3D image.  Also, that faux 3D image is far more believable for that one person, as they can move their actual fucking head to see it at a different angle.

And I'm assuming there's a camera looking at you, as it's supposed to be fully backwards compatible.

You should still kick James Cameron in the balls, though.
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« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2010, 09:17:33 AM »

Are they serious? Is this not just portable virtual boy?
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« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2010, 09:20:07 AM »

Plausible method of 3D

Yeah, my money's on this now.
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« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2010, 09:52:58 AM »


I don't know what the source of this is, but if it's at all authentic, would seem to suggest that there's some way of doing 3d games.

Not sure how they're doing 3d games without glasses or anything, but there are a few theories out there.
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« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2010, 10:49:18 AM »

Accelerometer somehow probably.

Which means you can't play it in space! This proves it: Nintendo hates astronauts.
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« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2010, 12:06:03 PM »

Yeah, wasn't there a rumor it'd have tilt functions?

Anyway, great! Can't fucking wait for a Zelda game where I need to rotate my DS in space to look under something for a puzzle.
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« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2010, 12:53:39 PM »

Just think though, there could be a complete remake of Kirby's Dream Course.
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« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2010, 01:41:24 PM »

Just think though, there could be a complete remake of Kirby's Dream Course.

 :want:

WarioWare Twisted 2 could easily justify this thing's existence.
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« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2010, 01:57:58 PM »

GET READY FOR DRIFTING VIA TIILT IN MARIO KART 3DS
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« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2010, 01:58:37 PM »

Okay sorry this thing actually is pretty cool. But I learned a Lesson from the DS, you know?

I would totally play 3D pinball though.
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« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2010, 04:09:24 PM »

well at least we now know what system pokemon gen 5 is going to make people purchase
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« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2010, 06:00:05 PM »

Neat.  I am all up ons.
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« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2010, 06:03:51 PM »

well at least we now know what system pokemon gen 5 is going to make people purchase

Inevitable, but hopefully it won't be the only reason.  Pokemon didn't hit the DS for nearly 3 years, and it did very well.
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« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2010, 08:16:49 PM »

Yeah, but I bet it's definitely in the works as an early 3DS Exclusive to sweeten the deal.

Also, New Super Mario Bros 2 finally?
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