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Author Topic: Stupid Lyrics  (Read 975 times)

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Frocto

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Stupid Lyrics
« on: March 27, 2010, 07:59:25 AM »
I wanted to quote his new song, "Musicolio", but the lyrics aren't up yet. Here is a small sample:

"What could that big kid be having for breakfast?
Success is his cowboy, he's bigger than Texas.
He's out of control like he's driving a Lexus.
He can't find the brake, it's a new diuretic."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJm1VRsfPNk

What the fuck am I supposed to make of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doo9Bb98aDg

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I sing a song I don't care whether
All the pieces fit together
Lollipops and traffic stops
Dancing on an old roof top

TV dinners like the picture
Reading junk mail like it's scripture
Bach and Tupac on random repeat
Bumped to first class airline seats

Spitting llamas at the zoo
Bosses who just laugh at you
Getting soaked by ancient rain
Seeing your baby's face again

(Chorus)
I sing a song I don't care whether
All the pieces fit together
Sing it high and sing it low
Sing the lifetime limbo
Sing it high and sing it low
Sing the lifetime limbo

Paper plates and interstates
Silver dollar fishing weights
Breezy starlight in July
Stomp your feet and glorify

Interviews in smelly shoes
Looking for a drop of booze
Empty stores on busy streets
Ain't no other place to eat

Peanut butter long expired
Never gonna be retired
Learn to swim at ninety-five
Teach your goldfish how to jive

(Chorus)

Make a mess when you're depressed
Wake without a drop of rest
Ace a test and wipe your brow
Pay your credit card somehow

Say goodbye to those you love
Cry in jobs you're tired of
Find a "you" you didn't know yeah
Living life in limbo

It's not since Bare Naked Lady's "Born on a Pirate Ship" that I have just given up trying to understand lyrics. Case in point:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lWBOYYQoDA
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"And it is because they have fallen prey to a weakened, feminized version of Christianity that is only about softer virtues such as compassion and not in any part about the muscular Christian virtues of individual responsibility and accountability."

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Re: Tay Zonday Lyrics
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2010, 09:41:14 AM »
If the combined quality of everything else BNL ever did was twice as much as it is it would still not be half as good as Born on a Pirate Ship.
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Frocto

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Re: Tay Zonday Lyrics
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2010, 02:09:27 AM »
agreed
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"And it is because they have fallen prey to a weakened, feminized version of Christianity that is only about softer virtues such as compassion and not in any part about the muscular Christian virtues of individual responsibility and accountability."

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Re: Stupid Lyrics
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2010, 05:11:40 PM »
OVERMODERATING
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"And it is because they have fallen prey to a weakened, feminized version of Christianity that is only about softer virtues such as compassion and not in any part about the muscular Christian virtues of individual responsibility and accountability."

Ted Belmont

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Re: Stupid Lyrics
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2010, 07:35:27 AM »
An internet fad singer is a terrible songwriter? Shocking.

Also, those lyrics kind of remind me of Sushi K.
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Re: Stupid Lyrics
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2010, 03:18:55 PM »
Oh please. Tay Zonday is a poetic genius compared to Des'Ree.

Life

I'm afraid of the dark
'Specially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around
Ooh, I get the shivers

I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

LIFE
OH LIIIFE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5Ej_WQhKSI

I feel like vomiting children's rhyming dictionaries whenever I hear this song.
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Re: Stupid Lyrics
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2010, 03:36:49 PM »
In her defense, she was inhaling mass amounts of pesticides while thinking up those lyrics.
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