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Author Topic: I wanna be a Pirate!  (Read 961 times)

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I wanna be a Pirate!
« on: March 29, 2010, 05:02:50 AM »

Hey guys! In a few weeks, i'm going on the Pirates of the Yarribean cruise with some friends.

http://www.guildofthegoldenowl.com/pirates/

I've been buying parts for my outfit on ebay and all that, but i'm running a bit low on paypal funds! It'd take too long to put new ones in there [5-7 business days] And I sorta shouldn't be spending so much on a pirate outfit anyway, but who knows when it'd come in useful? Which brings me to my next point.

For every donation I get, I will dress up in my pirate outfit, get in front of a camera, and do or say anything the donating dude asks me to! I'll dance, sing songs, eat vegemite sandwiches, swab the poop desk, mizzen the land ho! And so on. YOU DECIDE

My paypal address is Stushcinta[at]gmail.com

Just write in the paypal thing what you'd like me to do or say!

Also, if you're a cheeky bugger and send me one cent i'll pull your intestines out and make you dance a jig across the deck.

I dunno what kind of reaction this'll get, I probably won't end up regretting it, but I do feel sorta silly.
I so wanna be a pirate, though.

Love you guys~
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Re: I wanna be a Pirate!
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2010, 06:41:40 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU

I know we all were thinking of it.
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Re: I wanna be a Pirate!
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2010, 02:35:21 PM »

I need like, $8 more to be able to buy the coat I want.
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Re: I wanna be a Pirate!
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2010, 02:59:38 PM »

Stush, you're failing the pirate test. You're supposed to steal what you need.
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Re: I wanna be a Pirate!
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2010, 05:33:14 PM »

He's not a pirate yet.
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Re: I wanna be a Pirate!
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2010, 11:53:41 PM »

When I am a Pirate, I will steal SO MUCH STUFF.
Watch out, sydney opera house!
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Re: I wanna be a Pirate!
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2010, 05:10:16 AM »

STUSH!  IS YOU A PIRATE YET?
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Re: I wanna be a Pirate!
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2010, 06:16:55 AM »

Haha! Oh man, It took a while for the photos to get uploaded [A friend took them], but yeah, we went to the party and it was awesome!

I only have one photo so far, I'll see about getting more photos from her later.



I was a 1940s pirate, I was the captain of a freighter who got sick of being attacked, so I converted my ship into an aircraft carrier, got a letter of marque and started fighting the germans!

I only really got one request during the donations, so i'm thinking of just paying everyone back, Thanks a bunch for the help, though, I love every one of you. <3
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Re: I wanna be a Pirate!
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2010, 10:01:08 AM »

Me and my friend Jayne,

My butt!
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