Driving the same route is becoming old hat, but at least self-maintenance is still amusing. Replaced my passenger headlight, passenger turn signal, and checked my exhaust this evening. You really never know of how cheap your bucket of bolts is until you take it apart throughout the seasons.
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You're killing me, Smalls!
The guy who won't pass anybody in the passing lane.
This is personally initiating, as I've never performed such an atrocity. Stay in the middle lane, pumpkins. Don't burden yourself with the
lane of scary people.
The tailgater.
These gonks are some of the most fun you can have fun with on the road. Make sure they are PAYING ATTENTION, and then quickly tap the brake. Then continue to do so in four second intervals. Ode to Joy, through and through.
Speeders.
I stay out of the passing lane, and hey, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go. They'll pay for their sucky gas mileage soon enough (remember, optimum fuel economy is around the 50 mph mark).
Old people who think the speed limit is half what's posted.
They remind you of your own youth, and allow you to sight see even on your daily routine.
Giangantic White Pickup Truck Driver
I've cooled on my criticisms of Big Honking Vehicle Operators, as the mileage is coming out of their wallet, and riding up high does have its appeal. The number of gonks who think they're invincible in a 4WD Sport Contraptions seems to be on the decline.
The Geo Metro.
These babies Rock and/or Roll. They're unique, cheap, and garner amazing fuel economy. Yes, I've owned one. It came in a hideous lime green, and the engine was barely stronger than what could found on a commercial motorcycle. Fabulous trainer mobile, as the stick even comes with shifting indicator on the dash. The Green Egg™ was so oddly impressive that a friend bought his own automatic Red Bean Bandit®. Alas, they're not meant for long-term usage by such fiery youths as ourselves, and were given away to families within a few months.
9.3 years of construction THAT NEVER GETS WORKED ON.
Actually, my peeve is areas where no construction
ever occurs. You know, when your dealing with so many holes that Blast Master flashbacks hit you.
Stop signs.
If only every intersection had overpasses and underpasses. Damn. Damn damn.
People who ignore stop signs.
Voted for this one, or more to the point, people who ignore Yield signs. As a matter of fact, Yield signs are dumb. Banish them, and just replace them with proper stop signs, says I.
THE FUZZ
Watching all the drivers around you simultaneously freakout is worthwhile.
Phone/food/makeup users.
Don't see many anymore. They've all must've switched over to bluetooth.
Road-ragers.
Voted for this one. The road is a community. Calm the fuck down fuckhole. Traffic happens. People cut you off. Most of the time they don't mean to. Yes, I have a middle finger too. I'm not some mutant without one. See? See? Fuck off.
Anybody who passes me.
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