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Brentai

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Three Words
« on: May 13, 2008, 01:18:02 PM »
Let's play a game.  Describe THE NEXT TEN VIDEO GAMES YOU SEE in three words.

The World Ends with You: BIPOLAR FASHION MASHER
Bioshock: LIBERTARIAN WET NIGHTMARE
Half-Life 2: ACTUALLY PUZZLE GAME
Contra 4: MORE CONTRA ONE
Wii Sports: CAME WITH SYSTEM
Super Smash Bros. Brawl: BECAME PASSE QUICKLY
The Elder Scrolls IV - Oblivion: GRAND THEFT EQUINE
Crisis Core: GACKT DOES SEPHIROTH
The Legend of Zelda: YOU'RE NOT WORTHY
Operation Wolf: NES VERSION SUCKS

Okay I'm done.
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Re: Three Words
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2008, 01:22:32 PM »
Mario Kart Wii: DON'T BE FIRST
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Re: Three Words
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2008, 01:31:40 PM »
Custom Robo (GCN): MIDGET ROBOT COCKFIGHTING
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles (GCN): HAWT BUCKET AXXXXXION
Megaman Anniversary Collection (GCN): SHAMELESS CASH COW
Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete (PSX): ZACH MESTON JOKES
The Orange Box (360): CAN CAKE GENTLEMEN
Diablo (PC): CLICK THINGS REPEATEDLY
No More Heroes (WII): BLUEBERRY CHEESE BROWNIE
Viewtiful Joe 2 (GCN): SHOULD'VE BEEN CO-OP
Phantom Brave (PS2): TREES ARE WEAPONS
Final Fantasy VII Advent Children (DVD): DOIN IT RITE?
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Re: Three Words
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2008, 01:41:51 PM »
Alright swiveling in my chair and seeing what catches my eye at any given glance ..

River City Ransom EX: ORIGINAL WAS BETTER
Persona 3 FES: SUICIDE IS PAINLESS
Pokemon Fire Red: MAGIKARP, USE SPLASH!
God Hand: YES MA'AM KABLAM
Metal Gear Solid Essential Collection: SNAKE!  SNAKE?  SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!
Brain Age: 67 YEARS OLD.
Sneak King: BURGER KING'S FINEST
Rock Band: GARAGE: THE SIMULATOR
City of Villains: EVIL PAPER DOLL
Fatal Frame: PANTS-WETTING PARANORMAL POLAROIDS
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Re: Three Words
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2008, 01:49:12 PM »
Guilty Gear: QUARTER CIRCLE FORWARD
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Re: Three Words
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2008, 01:52:25 PM »
Indie version:

Cave Story: INDIE WEEABOO METROID
Aquaria: SWIM SWIM HUNGRY
Deadly Rooms of Death: THINK, MOVE, STAB
Art of Theft: SNAKE OF PERSIA
La-Mulana: JESUS EFFING CHRIST
Braid: TEMPORAL METAPHORICAL PLATFORMER
Knytt Stories: TINY BUG ADVENTURES
Yume Nikki: WALK AROUND UBOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
N: NINJA WITHOUT FRICTION
Warning Forever: HUGE HUGE HUGE
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Re: Three Words
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2008, 02:04:45 PM »
I wanna be the guy: OH GOD WHY
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Re: Three Words
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2008, 02:11:53 PM »
Call of duty 4: GRENADES GRENADES GRENADES
Mass effect: CANT FUCK TALI
Shoot the Bullet: CAMERA EAT BULLETS
Ace Combat 04: I HATE TUNNELS
Ace Combat 5: STILL HATE TUNNELS
Ghost in the shell PSX: GOOD LICENSED GAME
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Re: Three Words
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2008, 02:18:34 PM »
Resident Evil 4: MEXICAN-SHOOTING FUN
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess: LOST INTEREST MIDWAY
Xenosaga Episode III: GAMEPLAY WAS GOOD...
Dwarf Fortress: BERSERK DWARVES FUCK
Kingdom of Loathing: CLUBBING XXX PR0NS
Drakengard: IT HATES YOU
Mega Man Legends 2: WHERE'S MY SEQUEL?
Parasite Eve 2: CELLULAR SEQUEL FUCK
Kingdom Hearts II: SORA!  DONALD!  GOOFY!
Sim City 4: NOT ACTUALLY INSTALLED
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Re: Three Words
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2008, 02:28:49 PM »
Resident Evil 4: THEY'RE NOT MEXICANS
Mass Effect: CAN'T FUCK WREX
I Wanna Be The Guy: CHERRIES FALL UP
Dead or Alive X-treme 2: BOOBS FALL UP
Twilight Princess: CAN'T FUCK MIDNA
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Re: Three Words
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2008, 02:32:23 PM »
Steam edition!

Alien Shooter: name says all
Threadspace: newbie rape ahoy
RIP trilogy: crappy-looking fun
Gumboy Crazy Adventures: pretty but meh
City Life: poorly executed potential
Ghost Master: better than expected
Gun: framerate dies horribly
Arx Fatalis: ruined by bugs
Uplink: retro movie hacker
Darwinia: great, then ends
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Re: Three Words
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2008, 02:36:17 PM »
Quote from: Disposable Ninja on May 13, 2008, 02:28:49 PM
Resident Evil 4: THEY'RE NOT MEXICANS

FINE, SPANIARDS.  WHATEVER.
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Re: Three Words
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2008, 02:38:12 PM »
Touhou series: CIRNO IS STRONGEST or LOLI BULLETS AHOY
Misadventures of tron bonne: A LUNCH B LUNCH SPAGHETTI
Kirby series: NOM NOM NOM
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Re: Three Words
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2008, 03:37:28 PM »
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Re: Three Words
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2008, 03:41:02 PM »
Earthbound:  Silly psychic shenanigans
Disgaea:  Yes, master Etna!
Kirby's Super Star:  Veil of Variety
Guitar Hero: Losers rock out
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Re: Three Words
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2008, 03:49:22 PM »
Animal Crossing: FISH!  DECORATE!  ...FISH!
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Re: Three Words
« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2008, 04:26:23 PM »
Advance Wars: TINY MEAT SHIELDS
Red Alert: EINSTEIN FIGHTS COMMIES
Red Alert 2: GIANT SQUID ASSAULT
Link's Awakening: WAKE UP FISH
Ocarina of Time: TIME TRAVELING FLUTE
Majora's Mask: SCARY FUCKING MOON
Deus Ex: JC, A BOMB!
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Re: Three Words
« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2008, 04:35:03 PM »
Chulip: WEIRD KISSING RPG
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Re: Three Words
« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2008, 04:50:45 PM »
Breath of Fire 2: WHERE TO NEXT?

Final Fantasy V: I'M MOTHER****ING P-I-M-P

Final Fantasy VI: TOO MANY PLAYTHROUGHS

Megaman Anniversary: YELLOWDEVIL NO CHEATING

IWBTG: NEVER GONNA BEAT

Super Ghouls and Ghosts: I'M THE GUY

Maximo: BEAT WITHOUT DYING

Tetris: CAN'T EVER BEAT

Yoshi's Island: DAMN CHOMP CHOMPS

Gameboy Mega Man II: ELECTRIC MAN'S THEME


It seems all I think about when I look at my games is how far I've gotten in them.
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Re: Three Words
« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2008, 05:15:10 PM »
Star Wars: KotOR: COMMAND: DIE, MEATBAG
Max Payne: BULLET TIME ANGST
Max Payne 2: NO LONGER CONSTIPATED
Starcraft: ZERG RUSH KEKEKE
Oblivion: HALT, CRIMINAL SCUM!
Super Metroid: SUPER FUCKING METROID
Super Mario Bros. 2: OH SHIT PHANTO
Symphony of the Night: HAVE AT YOU!
Puzzle Pirates: SCUPPERING GOOD TIME
Settlers of Catan: WOOD FOR SHEEP?
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