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Author Topic: How do you enter the shower?  (Read 1851 times)

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Re: How do you enter the shower?
« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2010, 11:57:10 PM »
Of course, game theory predicts that your partner will do the same to you, causing you both to fall into the shower headfirst.
Quote from: TA on April 10, 2010, 11:05:32 AM
Egypt ... cold showers anyway.
I've come to believe that a shower that at least ends cold does something to make me less upset about cold weather in general.
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Re: How do you enter the shower?
« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2010, 02:47:54 PM »
Just sort of stand under that thing and turn the knobs. Which is unpleasant as hell, but gives me something to swear at for a while. Kind of a warmup for the rest of the horrendous bullshit I hope the day's going to throw at me. Goddamn stupid fuckshitting showers. I hope they all get cancer.
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Re: How do you enter the shower?
« Reply #22 on: April 18, 2010, 02:52:10 PM »
So you've kinda gotten to that point where you actively create situations that let you swear more?

ADDICTED TO GETTIN' SPITTIN' PISSED
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Re: How do you enter the shower?
« Reply #23 on: April 18, 2010, 03:01:35 PM »
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Re: How do you enter the shower?
« Reply #24 on: April 18, 2010, 03:21:11 PM »
I was being ironic. Jeez. I even set it up so you'd point that out so that I could bitch about how thick you are. I was being doubleplus bonus time reacharound ironic.

My true feelings and motivations are like the layers of an infinite onion, and if you even think of trying to cut your way through you'll be left crying infinite onion tears. All you'll ever find is your own humiliation, fucking jiveass onion cutting crybaby shitbitch.
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Re: How do you enter the shower?
« Reply #25 on: April 18, 2010, 03:22:52 PM »
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Re: How do you enter the shower?
« Reply #26 on: April 18, 2010, 05:09:45 PM »
We could make a nice angry onion dip.
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Re: How do you enter the shower?
« Reply #27 on: April 18, 2010, 06:08:07 PM »
Quote from: Newbie on April 09, 2010, 09:48:22 PM
Potential TMI alert?

[spoiler]None of these options are appropriate for multiplayer showering.[/spoiler]

This is not true:  I turn on water, tell him to get in and let me know when it's ready  :glee:
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