Topic: Bullshit (Read 24582 times)

Mongrel · « **Reply #220 on:** August 19, 2013, 01:49:52 PM »

Mongrel · « **Reply #221 on:** August 25, 2013, 06:01:47 AM »

I saw some kid try to win an internets argument (nothing involving me) today by claiming his "cousin's dad is a 'supreme court judge president'"

I just can't stop laughing at that title.

A² · « **Reply #222 on:** August 25, 2013, 07:28:55 AM »

Well, I know what one of my NPCs is going to be in the next PnP game I run.

Büge · « **Reply #223 on:** August 25, 2013, 08:11:22 AM »

His cousin's dad is Ronan the Accuser?

Mongrel · « **Reply #224 on:** August 25, 2013, 09:17:39 AM »

I especially liked how this person was A such president. Like there are several of the things.

Caithness · « **Reply #225 on:** August 25, 2013, 12:29:44 PM »

Wouldn't "uncle" be shorter to say than "cousin's dad"?

Malikial · « **Reply #226 on:** August 25, 2013, 12:44:24 PM »

Imaginary is shorter than Supreme Court judge president. Kids going for quantity not quality.

Mongrel · « **Reply #227 on:** August 25, 2013, 12:44:38 PM »

Presumably.

Büge · « **Reply #228 on:** November 04, 2013, 03:31:36 PM »

I wonder if flash really works on here...

<a href="http://d.facdn.net/art/chochi/1383539615.chochi_sin_t%C3%ADtulo-1.swf" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://d.facdn.net/art/chochi/1383539615.chochi_sin_t%C3%ADtulo-1.swf</a>

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #229 on:** November 04, 2013, 08:41:36 PM »

Yeah, it works.

Also, that shit is crazy adorbs.

Mongrel · « **Reply #230 on:** November 05, 2013, 03:42:15 AM »

I had to paste it into a separate window. I dunno.

Brentai · « **Reply #231 on:** November 14, 2013, 09:05:06 PM »

Haw haw I am posting this from my PS4

Smiler · « **Reply #232 on:** November 15, 2013, 03:05:21 AM »

What a shameful post.

Mongrel · « **Reply #233 on:** November 15, 2013, 03:19:25 PM »

Quote

the D.O.N.A.L.D. (Deutsche Organisation Nichtkommerzieller Anhänger des lauteren Donaldismus = German Organization of Non-Commercial Adherents of True Donaldism)

Smiler · « **Reply #234 on:** November 21, 2013, 05:03:36 PM »

cyberpunk names:

EXIF through the GIF shop
AES of SSHpades
The Li-Ion King
DBA Does DLLas
Napoleon Bonepartiton
PRETTY_SNEAKY.SYS
Peter Molinux
The Baudfather
XNA Warrior Princess

Smiler · « **Reply #235 on:** November 21, 2013, 05:05:11 PM »

James Bond starring in

Doctor No(rton)
Malloctopussy
Gold .nofinger
Online casino royale
The tty who loved me
From russia with malware
You only onlive twice
On Her Majesty's Secret Service Provider
while(true){diamonds();}
live and let kill -9
The man with the gosper gun
The syntax highlights
Hello World is not enough
golden (i);
Skypefall
Quantum of Solaris
Thundertarball
A view to a kernal
From .ru with love
Tomorrow Never 28nm Dies

Smiler · « **Reply #236 on:** November 21, 2013, 05:12:37 PM »

The Prodigy Online discography:
The FAT32 of the Land
Space Invaders Must Die
Music for the Jiggled Generation

sudo people
Out of Disk Space
Hack my bitch up
RS-232 Thrilla
Firewallstarter
D-cell power

Thad · « **Reply #237 on:** November 21, 2013, 05:19:52 PM »

Quote from: Smiler on November 21, 2013, 05:05:11 PM

while(true){diamonds();}

I prefer for(;;)

Angryoptimist · « **Reply #238 on:** November 24, 2013, 08:17:38 PM »

So, it turns out a Firefox extension exists which lets you filter and replace page text by regular expressions. It also supports import and export to JSON files.

This JSON should implement XCKD #1288 if I didn't screw it up removing newlines and my other puerile rule groups:

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{ "version": "0.15", "groups": [ { "name": "XKCD - 1288", "urls": [], "substitutions": [ { "input": "New Study", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "Tumblr Post", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "new study", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "Tumblr post", "caseSensitive": false }, { "input": "([0-9]+) Witnesses", "inputType": "regexp", "output": "$1 Of These Dudes I Know", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "([0-9]+) witnesses", "inputType": "regexp", "output": "$1 of these dudes I know", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "Witnesses(?= [A-Z][a-z])", "inputType": "regexp", "output": "These Dudes I Know", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "Witnesses", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "These dudes I know", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "witnesses", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "these dudes I know", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "An Allegedly", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "A Kind Probably", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "An allegedly", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "A kinda probably", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "an allegedly", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "a kinda probably", "caseSensitive": false }, { "input": "Allegedly", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "Kinda probably", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "allegedly", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "kinda probably", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "Rebuild of", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "Revenge of", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "Rebuild", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "Avenge", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "rebuild", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "avenge", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "([Ss])pace", "inputType": "regexp", "output": "$1paaace", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "Google Glasse?", "inputType": "regexp", "output": "Virtual Boy", "caseSensitive": false }, { "input": "smartphone", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "Pokédex", "caseSensitive": false }, { "input": "smartphones", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "Pokédexes", "caseSensitive": false }, { "input": "electric", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "atomic", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "Electric", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "Atomic", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "([cC])ar(?![^s])", "inputType": "regexp", "output": "$1at", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "([Ee])lection", "inputType": "regexp", "output": "$1ating contest", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "congressional leaders", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "river spirits", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "Congressional [lL]eaders", "inputType": "regexp", "output": "River Spirits", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "senator", "inputType": "text", "output": "Elf-Lord", "caseSensitive": false }, { "input": "homeland security", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "Homestar Runner", "caseSensitive": false }, { "input": "could not be reached for comment", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "is guilty and everybody knows it", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "Could Not Be Reached For Comment", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "Is Guilty And Everybody Knows It", "caseSensitive": true } ], "html": "none", "enabled": true } ] }

I've also got a ruleset that implements Cloud-to-Butt a bit better than the dedicated Firefox extension, if anyone wants it.

Büge · « **Reply #239 on:** November 27, 2013, 07:49:32 AM »

So hey Brentai, you should finish this. I mean, it's been ten years.

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