Topic: Bullshit (Read 24583 times)

Rico · « **Reply #180 on:** February 23, 2012, 05:49:08 PM »

"Milady uttered a deep, inward shriek, and retreated to a corner of the room like a panther which crouches for a spring." - The Three Musketeers

thanks, Alexandre Dumas!

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #181 on:** February 23, 2012, 06:52:10 PM »

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his laughing stopped, he said, "You'd best change your point of view, stop blaming me, saying I'm the problem."

R^2 · « **Reply #182 on:** February 23, 2012, 08:07:45 PM »

That's not a sentence, but is oddly revealing.

McDohl · « **Reply #183 on:** February 24, 2012, 09:36:41 AM »

Uh... Luther's Small Catechism. I don't wanna do it.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #184 on:** February 24, 2012, 09:43:54 AM »

DO IT

Büge · « **Reply #185 on:** April 30, 2012, 01:01:06 PM »

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #186 on:** June 08, 2012, 08:03:15 PM »

Guys I just thought of the dumbest joke

Q: What do Amazon and tumblr have in common?

A: Free shipping.

Smiler · « **Reply #187 on:** June 11, 2012, 09:17:18 AM »

End of Life Care Machine

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mongrel · « **Reply #188 on:** June 11, 2012, 10:24:55 AM »

I've always suspected that when I go, it'll either be in a ditch somewhere, or like that ^.

Büge · « **Reply #189 on:** June 11, 2012, 11:00:52 AM »

Quote from: Mongrel on June 11, 2012, 10:24:55 AM

Then I'm dying at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun
Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning' bike
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell
And the last thing I see is my heart
Still beating
Oh breaking out of my body
And flying away
Like a bat out of hell

Lottel · « **Reply #190 on:** June 12, 2012, 07:29:05 PM »

I'm going to be violently murdered, on this everyone I know agrees.
It's just a matter of who's actually going to go through with it.

Büge · « **Reply #191 on:** June 12, 2012, 07:51:57 PM »

I have a feeling you'll go out the same way Orpheus did.

Classic · « **Reply #192 on:** June 12, 2012, 08:02:47 PM »

Crying over a woman?

Büge · « **Reply #193 on:** June 12, 2012, 08:43:01 PM »

No, torn to shreds by frenzied, drunken, flesh-hungry women. Don't you read mythology?

Classic · « **Reply #194 on:** June 12, 2012, 08:59:31 PM »

Yeah. He's torn to shreds because he won't stop singing heartrendingly beautiful songs about how he fucked up retrieving Eurydice from Hades, and the women tear him apart in equal parts jealousy and to get him to shut the hell up.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #195 on:** June 21, 2012, 07:17:51 PM »

So, Mike Tyson is a Vegan. He enjoys himself a good Ear of Corn.

GET IT?

Thad · « **Reply #196 on:** June 22, 2012, 08:21:42 AM »

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Today Iron Mike claims to be happier and saner than ever thanks to his diet.

I don't think he had far to go to be "saner than ever".

Defenestration · « **Reply #197 on:** July 11, 2012, 03:50:35 PM »

http://www.theverge.com/2012/7/11/3152143/nominations-open-internet-cat-video-film-festival

I mean, obviously Maru is going to win but...

Royal☭ · « **Reply #198 on:** July 30, 2012, 05:35:16 PM »

Here's a YouTube playlist that is just 20 different versions of Starship's "We Built This City"

Brentai · « **Reply #199 on:** July 30, 2012, 06:13:33 PM »

We built this city on We Built This City.

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