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Author Topic: Time to Oil Up!  (Read 8301 times)

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Re: Time to Oil Up!
« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2010, 06:47:29 AM »

I just realized that Brent is a Tru Bro®, seeing as how me managed to orchestrate a threadsplit from his phone.
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Re: Time to Oil Up!
« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2010, 07:48:35 PM »

OP was from my phone, that's why you're seeing that icon.

Sorry to burst your hero-worship.

No, I really am.
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Re: Time to Oil Up!
« Reply #22 on: May 13, 2010, 12:26:12 PM »

Okay, so this appears to be what happened.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYa364KYpbU&feature=player_embedded#!

Thank you, CBS.
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Re: Time to Oil Up!
« Reply #25 on: May 20, 2010, 09:52:18 PM »

ShitOil hits fanLouisiana.

God must really hate the bayou for some reason.  Give the Saints one good season and he wreaks terrible havoc using the Folly of Man itself.

Fortunately, the damage may be ultimately reversible, thanks to that thing that turns Kevin Costner's piss into Perrier.
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Re: Time to Oil Up!
« Reply #26 on: May 20, 2010, 10:12:20 PM »

That is the BEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
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Re: Time to Oil Up!
« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2010, 03:17:17 AM »

I love that instead of being some untested junk, it's basically a centrifuge, which everybody knows works.
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Re: Time to Oil Up!
« Reply #28 on: May 25, 2010, 07:54:36 PM »

So apparently there's another spill somewhere else now? Geez. So much for saltwater life.

On the bright hand, I get to post this:

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Re: Time to Oil Up!
« Reply #30 on: May 29, 2010, 05:38:50 PM »

Shit didn't work.
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Re: Time to Oil Up!
« Reply #31 on: May 29, 2010, 07:25:46 PM »

I'd like to say I'm surprised, but I'm really not.

Maybe it was how Bill Nye sounded nowhere near as reassuring as usual when describing it.
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Re: Time to Oil Up!
« Reply #32 on: June 02, 2010, 09:51:39 PM »

If Kevin Costner won't fix everything then by God James Cameron will.

Now if Spielburg, Lucas and Brooks all got joined in and combined their magical Director powers they could all summon... I dunno, Orson Welles or something.  I bet he'd plug up the hole pretty nicely.
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Re: Time to Oil Up!
« Reply #33 on: June 03, 2010, 06:45:49 AM »

Quote from: James Cameron
Those morons don't know what they're doing
oh i feel much more reassured now

We can only hope he is eventually crushed to death under the weight of his own ego before he makes Avatar 2.
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Re: Time to Oil Up!
« Reply #34 on: June 03, 2010, 06:59:23 AM »

To be fair, he's absolutely correct, though.

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Re: Time to Oil Up!
« Reply #35 on: June 03, 2010, 07:21:55 AM »

Avatar 2 will involve a man who heads to a pure water world that some company is trying to hide/avoid bad PR on because of a toxic accident. He's brought in and put into one of the Mer-people/catfish people's bodies as a sort of liason and pacifier, but instead falls in love with them. He then has to fight against his own company to reach out and get the message out to the human worlds that they are destroying this world and the people. All because this toxic liquid resource can be refined into unobtainium.

The company's name will be called BeuoPilin.
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Re: Time to Oil Up!
« Reply #36 on: June 03, 2010, 08:54:13 AM »

If Kevin Costner won't fix everything then by God James Cameron will.

Now if Spielburg, Lucas and Brooks all got joined in and combined their magical Director powers they could all summon... I dunno, Orson Welles or something.  I bet he'd plug up the hole pretty nicely.

The dude is basically an extreme expert on underwater machinery and vehicles and activity.  Pretty reasonable choice as one of the several members in a board of experts on the topic.
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Re: Time to Oil Up!
« Reply #37 on: June 03, 2010, 09:26:02 AM »

Avatar 2 will involve a man who heads to a pure water world that some company is trying to hide/avoid bad PR on because of a toxic accident. He's brought in and put into one of the Mer-people/catfish people's bodies as a sort of liason and pacifier, but instead falls in love with them. He then has to fight against his own company to reach out and get the message out to the human worlds that they are destroying this world and the people. All because this toxic liquid resource can be refined into unobtainium.

The company's name will be called BeuoPilin.

And then Dennis Hopper's animated corpse* shows up as a rogue villain in charge of a giant tanker full of unobtainium, mad-max-style jetskis, and spam smeat?

*Cameron decides to take CGI to new heights.
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Re: Time to Oil Up!
« Reply #39 on: June 07, 2010, 08:14:17 PM »

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So now when someone searches the words ‘oil spill’,  on the internet, the top link will re-direct  them to BP’s official company website.

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