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Poll

Primary: Your sex organs, below the belt. Secondary: The way your body looks. Which configuration is for you?

Regular Dude (male primary/male secondary)
- 19 (52.8%)
Regular Chick (female primary/female secondary)
- 9 (25%)
Dickgirl (male primary/female secondary)
- 4 (11.1%)
C-boy (female primary/male secondary)
- 0 (0%)
Herm (everything! EVERYTHING AT ONCE)
- 1 (2.8%)
Gender-bent (regular dude/chick with a contrasting identity)
- 1 (2.8%)
Regular Chick with Erection-Capable Phallic Clit (everything else normal)
- 0 (0%)
Blank Slate (what)
- 1 (2.8%)
Other (I'll add it)
- 1 (2.8%)

Total Members Voted: 36


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Ideal Personal Sexual Configuration Poll
« on: May 23, 2010, 09:28:33 AM »

Hey, it's been a while since we've had a good sex-related poll, right?

So, let's imagine you're out in one of your fine nation's loveliest forests or parks when you encounter an elf trapped underneath a fallen log, crying for help.  You rescue him/put him out of his misery/sit watching for several hours, laughing until he croaks and the forest spirits reward/"punish" you by changing your body in mystical, irreversible ways.  You have to live the rest of your life as what they decide; even if you went to medical science for help, none of their methods would stick ("oh, it just grew back").  Let's say they pick whatever option you pick above, for better or for worse.  What would it be?

Any of the above options can adjust to whatever physical specifications you like (F-cup breasts, nine-inch dick).  The only catch is your characteristics must be immediately recognizable from a distance as those of the body-type you picked.

For me, I think it's either Regular Chick or C-boy.  Literally, I think I'd have to flip a coin; the physical proportions of a genetic female would make it possible for me to not hate taking pictures of myself (and breasts are seriously amazing to have), but a male outward appearance would require a far lower level of upkeep and keep the 'male gaze' from affecting my social life with any of my guy friends who wouldn't know.  Female primary either way.

Edit: clarified the title and poll question.  Sorry, Catloaf!
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Re: Ideal Sexual Configuration Poll
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2010, 09:35:54 AM »

I'd like to keep my junk and look like a girl.

I mean, more than I already do.
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Re: Ideal Sexual Configuration Poll
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2010, 09:43:14 AM »

Whoops, Voted before reading post and thought it was preference for someone else's body and not my own.

And I don't see the remove vote button anywhere.

I'm fine as is.  I haven't really thought about it that much, but I don't really want to change my body given the magical chance.
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Re: Ideal Personal Sexual Configuration Poll
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2010, 10:02:31 AM »

I consider myself a regular dude, but raised by all females I definitely have some female personality characteristics that guide my sexuality. Small things like liking stronger women, and being more submissive in early dating stages. Also I like to go to stores that sell girls jeans and ask very loudly if they have them in double zero because the zeros are just too big. That's mainly because I'm an antisocial dick, though.
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Re: Ideal Personal Sexual Configuration Poll
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2010, 10:08:32 AM »

I put on some of my fat like a woman. So I have ridiculous thighs. Otherwise I am as obnoxiously dudely as I am obnoxiously insecure about my dudeliness.
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Re: Ideal Personal Sexual Configuration Poll
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2010, 10:14:36 AM »

Klinefelter's syndrome can be sexxy! Voted male-primary, female-secondary.
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Re: Ideal Personal Sexual Configuration Poll
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2010, 10:54:40 AM »

Being a normal girl would be nice. Being a :itsatrap: is fun on the internet but honestly sucks in real life.
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Re: Ideal Personal Sexual Configuration Poll
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2010, 01:04:54 PM »

Yeah, like Cat I voted before reading. I don't think I'll change my vote, though: I stick to being a dude. (Maybe add "except now my penis is roughly the size of a horse's penis"). I might take a minor in being a chick with a (horse's) dick, though.
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Re: Ideal Personal Sexual Configuration Poll
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2010, 01:26:02 PM »

I vote for whatever Friday's gone and turned herself into.
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Re: Ideal Personal Sexual Configuration Poll
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2010, 04:38:52 PM »

"Too good for us"?
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Re: Ideal Personal Sexual Configuration Poll
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2010, 08:10:12 PM »

Given the choice, I'll almost always play as a female avatar in games... but in reality, I love my manlooks and dudeparts. Go figure  :shrug:
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Re: Ideal Personal Sexual Configuration Poll
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2010, 09:41:07 PM »

I wouldn't mind being able to switch back and forth at will, but otherwise I'm fine with me boy bits.
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Re: Ideal Personal Sexual Configuration Poll
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2010, 10:26:35 PM »

I'm perfectly fine with the arrangement I have now. A walk down the toiletries section whenever I get groceries is enough to remind me how great I have it.
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Re: Ideal Personal Sexual Configuration Poll
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2010, 12:10:12 AM »

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Re: Ideal Personal Sexual Configuration Poll
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2010, 01:16:41 AM »

Can't I just be/have a shapeshifter?
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Re: Ideal Personal Sexual Configuration Poll
« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2010, 01:17:23 AM »

I mean sometimes I'm in the mood for a potted plant, you know?

Oh what, don't pretend like you don't!
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Re: Ideal Personal Sexual Configuration Poll
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2010, 05:05:07 PM »

Shit.  I knew I should have read the fucking thing before voting.
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Re: Ideal Personal Sexual Configuration Poll
« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2010, 08:11:49 AM »

i would have preferred to be a chick but i would not have upkept my appearance any more than i currently do
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Re: Ideal Personal Sexual Configuration Poll
« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2010, 12:04:50 PM »

to fire yr primary, press CTRL
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Re: Ideal Personal Sexual Configuration Poll
« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2010, 03:40:45 PM »

I'd probably switch to a chick at this point in life, especially if I could specify appearance. Not so much that I wish I was a chick, but it would just be interesting as hell to switch out at this point.
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