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Poll

How would you prefer to die?

In bed, sleeping peacefully.
- 7 (41.2%)
In bed, fucking.
- 1 (5.9%)
In an explosion.  Near-instant and cool-looking to boot.
- 3 (17.6%)
In a fight, defending a loved one/justice/the American Way.
- 1 (5.9%)
By falling a tremendous distance.
- 1 (5.9%)
As above, but into an active volcano.
- 0 (0%)
Creepy old-people double suicide with your spouse.
- 1 (5.9%)
As you lived: masturbating furiously.
- 1 (5.9%)
Drowning.  You know, the worst possible way.
- 0 (0%)
Being eaten alive.  (oh god I just came)
- 0 (0%)
Other (please elaborate).
- 2 (11.8%)

Total Members Voted: 17


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Kazz

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Your Preferred Death
« on: June 03, 2010, 08:23:04 AM »
You rescue a magical elf in the woods.  That elf rewards you by giving you 24 hours to live.  After doing whatever the fuck you want for 24 hours (that's another poll), he allows you to determine your preferred method of demise.  What a kindly old elf.
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Re: Your Preferred Death
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2010, 08:48:47 AM »
stepped on by godzilla.
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Re: Your Preferred Death
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2010, 09:42:24 AM »
In a lab explosion.

Rygaron was killed that day, but from him a new villain was born.
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Re: Your Preferred Death
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2010, 09:54:52 AM »
Absorbed into an immortal super-consciousness/immortal super-organism.

DAH! WE ARE LEGION.
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Re: Your Preferred Death
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2010, 10:19:25 AM »
Have my brain engrams downloaded into a sentient sex drone.
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Re: Your Preferred Death
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2010, 01:52:33 PM »
I changed my mind. Rather than doing the romantic couple suicide ala romeo & juliet, I think I'd rather get into a dramatic shootout with a rookie cop on the edge, and, mortally wounded, when he asks me if I have any last words, respond "I'll see you in hell" right before he shoots me in the face.
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Re: Your Preferred Death
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2010, 03:02:21 PM »
In a bed, sleeping peacefully, while lost at sea.
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Re: Your Preferred Death
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2010, 03:22:57 PM »
Opening a jar of mayonnaise that turns out to be full of swarming sting-crazy giant asian hornets that're just so angry.
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Re: Your Preferred Death
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2010, 03:59:36 PM »
The only way I don't want to die is slowly over time while I waste away out of my mind and body. I've watched too many people die of cancer or FUCK OLD to want to go like that.
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Re: Your Preferred Death
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2010, 08:33:31 PM »
Quote from: Büge on June 03, 2010, 10:19:25 AM
Have my brain engrams downloaded into a sentient sex drone.

Something involving a sex drone with Buge's brain engrams.
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Re: Your Preferred Death
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2010, 09:57:09 PM »
I'd like to just poof into the ether.
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Re: Your Preferred Death
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2010, 10:02:41 PM »
I think burning to death would be worse than drowning.  I read that drowning is actually pretty peaceful after you get past the horribly painful part.  Burning, however, has got to be agony until the very end.
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Re: Your Preferred Death
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2010, 10:06:59 PM »
I get the impression the awfulness of burning depends a great deal on how much oil you've got on your skin.

Asphyxiation sounds like a decidedly un-fun way to achieve brain death. Apparently there are lots of people who dig it, so probably my intuition is just all-over-the-place wrong.
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Re: Your Preferred Death
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2010, 11:14:09 PM »
Sudden trauma to the brainstem would be pretty nice, too.
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Re: Your Preferred Death
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2010, 11:59:07 PM »
I'm still at that awkward age where dying a hero sounds more romanticawesome than stupid, so I went with defending justice.
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Re: Your Preferred Death
« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2010, 12:47:58 PM »
In an explosion. I want my last words to be "OH SHI-".
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