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E3 2010
« on: June 14, 2010, 07:25:12 AM »

Let's give the Game News Dump thread a rest for the week and use this one instead before the announcement flood really starts.
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2010, 07:40:18 AM »

i don't understand

how is nintendo going to outcrazy microsoft after that
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2010, 08:15:37 AM »

I had high hopes for Natal Kinect, damnit.  ::(:

I'd still like to see someone playing it in real time, of course. In concept that idea looks fun as fuck.
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2010, 09:15:01 AM »

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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2010, 09:34:05 AM »

I searched for kinect, but I spelled it as "Knex" instead. Knex are totally cooler than Kinect.
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2010, 09:54:04 AM »

4 player story mode co-op in Gears 3. Mmm
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2010, 10:18:40 AM »

Yeah, that's pretty much the one good thing about this press conference thus far.
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2010, 10:38:36 AM »

But Niku! ESPN and a bunch of Kinect bullshit the Wii already did !

EDIT: Dance Central. Now you too can look like a total faggot while dancing without the hassle of going to a club.
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2010, 11:04:16 AM »

So it turns out the 360 isn't the second coming of the Dreamcast after all.  It's the second coming of the Saturn.
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2010, 11:05:39 AM »

NEW FROM MICROSOFT, IT'S THE WII

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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2010, 11:09:02 AM »

Dance Central looks like a drunken blast, just wish there wasn't extra hardware involved.

Metal Gear Rising looks like CUTTING THINGS LIKE RIPE MELONS, INCLUDING RIPE MELONS.
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2010, 11:12:10 AM »

Nintendo and Sony are going to have to work pretty fucking hard to suck that bad. That conference was basically "The Call of Duty franchise is dead, Gears 3 and Halo: Reach look awesome if you're in to those franchises, CUT, SLICE, BLEED, and then here's a bunch of totally gay shit you wouldn't be caught dead using".

Reggie could just walk out there and say "New Zelda" and then turn around and leave while the trailer plays, and they'd beat Microsoft by default.
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2010, 11:19:09 AM »

Reggie could just walk out there and say "New Zelda" and then turn around and leave while the trailer plays, and they'd beat Microsoft by default.

And coincidentally, that is one of the things Nintendo is going to be doing.
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2010, 11:30:31 AM »

Reading the Kotaku LiveBlogging thing, this popped up when they were talking about the Kinect sports game:

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StephenTotilo: can I stop taking photos and just upload some wii sports screens?
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2010, 11:35:16 AM »

My favorite part was the new 360 that I have no reason to buy!
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2010, 11:41:41 AM »

In case you were one of the millions of people who have been waiting on built in wireless, even though anyone serious about online gaming will want a wired connection REGARDLESS. Anyway, it's a nice enough new version if you haven't bought an Xbox yet, and probably the final step in phasing out the plebs who still have an Arcade.
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2010, 12:49:21 PM »

E3 Press conference going on.

Predicting Dragon Age 2 trailer with a remix of "This is the new shit."
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2010, 12:56:20 PM »

The Xbox Slim does look awfully nice.

http://www.joystiq.com/2010/06/14/new-xbox-360-hardware-details/

Black is the new Black
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2010, 01:33:20 PM »

DICE/EA LA Studio getting together to make the new Medal of Honor. DICE is handling Multi and EA LA is handling single player.

It looks.. Predictably generic. The only thing I picked up on through the presentation and the following trailer was WHY CAN'T BAD COMPANY 2'S KNIFE WORK THAT WAY
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Right after that was announced, they announced a DLC Expansion for Bad Company 2. Bad Company 2: Vietnam.
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2010, 01:45:50 PM »

don't know if want...
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