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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #100 on: June 15, 2010, 02:58:16 PM »

Kinect keynote in five minutes or so. Maybe they'll change my opinion in regards to doing an action/fantasy game without a hand-held movement control.

It's some sort of bullshit Cirque du Soleil "Kinect Intepretation". I wish I was joking.

Oh god this is awful. This is horrible marketing/artsy bullshit taken to 11.
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #101 on: June 15, 2010, 03:10:23 PM »

Turns out it's a recording of the Kinect Release event that happened Sunday night? The event that spawned the awful Star Wars clip.

And this


I.. I know it's horrible, awful pre-recorded marketing bullshit, but I still want to play that Star Wars game so bad.  ::(:
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #102 on: June 15, 2010, 03:25:24 PM »

Surprised no one has mentioned this yet:

Bulletstorm Demo - E3 2010

Worth it just to hear Steve Blum yell "You scared the dick off me!"
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #103 on: June 15, 2010, 03:49:30 PM »

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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #104 on: June 15, 2010, 03:59:01 PM »

also star wars mmo

Star War The Old Republic - E3 2010 Trailer

you know if Genndy Tartakovsky and Bioware teamed up to make a Star Wars movie, it'd probably be the greatest thing ever made in the history of the universe.
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #105 on: June 15, 2010, 04:00:07 PM »

Nope, no crossing eyes, no glasses, just straight up look at the screen and it's comes at you in 3D.
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #106 on: June 15, 2010, 04:07:02 PM »

RE: 3DS. Totally new hardware. Graphics are described by Parish as looking about as good as the Wii. The 3D effect is built into the top screen, and there is a slider that allows you to manipulate just how 3D you want things to be, or to turn it off in games that don't support it. It apparently looks great in what they've shown so far. I'm sure Nintendo will be the only ones doing it right for a long time, just like always. 
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #107 on: June 15, 2010, 06:39:06 PM »

Portal 2 trailer.

Portal's still so subdued. It's refreshing. I'm a little nervous that the game will go too far to try to exceed expectations.
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #108 on: June 15, 2010, 06:40:22 PM »

The flying bits in Kid Icarus look a lot like Space Harrier.  I am okay with this.
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #109 on: June 15, 2010, 06:47:06 PM »

For some reason, they seem to have given Kid Icarus the Gamemaster's personality rather, uh, Kid Icarusicus.

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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #110 on: June 15, 2010, 06:50:56 PM »

The only real personality he's ever been assigned by Nintendo is the one he had in Brawl, which was, uh, less than modest.
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #111 on: June 15, 2010, 06:51:03 PM »

Surprised no one has mentioned this yet

I overloaded the facility! I predict an imminent detonation within the gravity core generators!!!!!
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #112 on: June 15, 2010, 06:53:09 PM »

The only real personality he's ever been assigned by Nintendo is the one he had in Brawl, which was, uh, less than modest.

Unless you count the one he had in Captain N :slow:
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #113 on: June 15, 2010, 06:59:04 PM »

Surprised no one has mentioned this yet

I overloaded the facility! I predict an imminent detonation within the gravity core generators!!!!!

Oh, it's from the Painkiller guys.

Yep, that one's gonna be a keeper.

The only real personality he's ever been assigned by Nintendo is the one he had in Brawl, which was, uh, less than modest.

Unless you count the one he had in Captain N :slow:

Hey Mongrel, I highlighted the important part so you can see it.  I know you have trouble with that sometimes.
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #114 on: June 15, 2010, 07:07:20 PM »

Oh sure, spoil my bad jokes with your "Facts", why don't you?
 

I thought a wink would make my intent clear, but I guess not...
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #115 on: June 15, 2010, 07:10:36 PM »

Bulletstorm looks like BIG DUMB FUN, which I am totally ok with.
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #116 on: June 15, 2010, 08:57:55 PM »

Bulletstorm looks like Metroid Prime except dumb as hell.
I won't play it, but I like it.

So is MAY HE REIGN FOREVER a meme yet or do these things take time?
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #117 on: June 16, 2010, 12:41:24 AM »

Can we get a threadsplit for the people who don't want their E3 news bogging down in an argument about the ethics of a game system that nobody even has the option of purchasing yet?
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #118 on: June 16, 2010, 01:42:59 AM »

And of course, ever since I saw that the new DS would have an analog stick I've been hoping for a version of Mario 64 DS that is actually playable.

This reminds me - has anyone heard whether it is possible to use the analog circlenub with DS games?
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Re: E3 2010
« Reply #119 on: June 16, 2010, 05:20:16 AM »

It's about time they got around to finishing up Twisted Metal: Online, first advertised in the back of the Twisted Metal Black instruction manual in 2001.
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