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Re: LoL, HoN
« Reply #1240 on: November 07, 2010, 11:01:19 PM »

Doom has shown me thateven on the brink of Defeat you can come back and tear people apart late game when you have the worst beginning.
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« Reply #1241 on: November 08, 2010, 12:33:34 AM »

I honestly kinda like when the surrender vote ends up making people's e-peen swell up three sizes that game, so the fact that the sheer audacity of someone suggesting they surrender when the team is down 20 kills somehow turns them into unstoppable turtling, farming, patient game winning machines.

the other 99% of the time when it is surrender vote after surrender vote on the road to a drawn out and painful loss on the other hand
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Re: LoL, HoN
« Reply #1242 on: November 08, 2010, 12:08:32 PM »

My favorite thing to do after a failed surrender vote is to ask the people who voted no, "What is your plan for how we can come back?" and hear the crickets chirp.
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Re: LoL, HoN
« Reply #1243 on: November 08, 2010, 12:42:38 PM »

How about when they reply?

"We'll hide behind the towers and watch their carries farm up items so that they can repeat those last two aces, I guess."
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Re: LoL, HoN
« Reply #1244 on: November 08, 2010, 01:52:30 PM »

Guys, guys.

That extra three IP guys.
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Re: LoL, HoN
« Reply #1245 on: November 09, 2010, 04:10:34 AM »

My first 0 death game..and they end up having to surrender. Will I ever make it past force of nature?
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Re: LoL, HoN
« Reply #1246 on: November 09, 2010, 05:57:50 PM »

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« Reply #1247 on: November 09, 2010, 09:21:14 PM »

So I had about six losses in a row today, each more depressing than the last(how the fuck do you get aced-to-nexus' on a 45-28?)

In my last game, I pick Singed, figuring that if I want to go to bed with a win, it's time to put up with my best guy.

We have a Yi and a LeBlanc. The Yi feeds to 0 and 4 in 8 minutes. I can feel existential self-pity creeping in.

Then... Yi says "Don't worry, we're going to win."

Suddenly, he and LeBlanc are fucking terror incarnate. LeBlanc has 8 stacks of Mejai and Yi is 0 and 7 before I start putting myself in the right place at the right time, rising from my stupor. Mundos and Blitzcranks are fed to LeBlanc's enchanted furnace of hate as they think they can stand toe-to-toe with IM SINGED.

We win at 31 and 22, having crested our 8 kill gap ten minutes ago. And then LeBlanc and Yi say "I love a good Singed." I shed a tear.

That Yi taught me to believe in myself. I wonder if he has blue hair and wears angled shades.
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Re: LoL, HoN
« Reply #1248 on: November 09, 2010, 09:47:13 PM »

i basically felt like that yi this morning.  I went something like 0/5/0 in laning and ended the game somewhere around 18/9/20 as Zilean.  My only real excuse for the early terribleness was that I had just woken up, but then I awoke the Spirit of the Bombs from deep within.

Their Lux stopped shittalking so fast I almost got whiplash.
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Re: LoL, HoN
« Reply #1249 on: November 09, 2010, 10:05:53 PM »

I was very happy with a night of good games after a long break. The only loss for the night myself and one of the guys from Joxam's WoW guild are doing well enough in our lane but our mid is dying like it's his job. It was officially over when their Kog came to our lane and was hitting us for 30% health with a single attack, but what can you do when he has ten kills at level seven?

It all came together again for an awesome last game though. Myself and the guildy have every kill for our team, and the enemy Twitch has a free buffet on the mid lane. Their entire team is pushing mid and I'm on my lonesome on top. Figured I'd do more good being a distraction then trying to run into the fray so I stick to it. Second tower goes down, no MIAs. Inhib tower goes down, no MIAs. Finally as I'm pounding on the inhibitor I notice Twitch is missing and their Kog'Maw is about to respawn. Twitch pops up behind me breaking stealth with a spray n' pray and less than half health. Before he can get two shots out Leap Strike - Counter - Empower he's dead. Kog shows up just in time to see their carry barely made me flinch and is dead before the stun wears off. I drop the inhib, they ragequit and I make it out alive.

"We love you, Jax."

It was the best game I could have hoped to end the night on.
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Re: LoL, HoN
« Reply #1250 on: November 11, 2010, 10:18:32 PM »





I just started refreshing my 3 elixirs at the 60 minute mark. Sona/Nasus/Rammus literally couldn't kill me without a fourth DPS present. If only one of them was up, I could tank them and their tower for 30 seconds straight.

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: LoL, HoN
« Reply #1251 on: November 11, 2010, 11:32:00 PM »

T-t-three-hundred and forty-seven creep kills?
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Re: LoL, HoN
« Reply #1252 on: November 12, 2010, 09:14:10 PM »

Okay seriously, did some new awesome LoL bot just come out or something? I swear I've had one in almost every game recently.
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Re: LoL, HoN
« Reply #1253 on: November 13, 2010, 11:11:46 AM »

This is my favorite quote about the previes of the new champ.
"If you like irelia's art, you are a pedo."
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Re: LoL, HoN
« Reply #1254 on: November 13, 2010, 04:41:19 PM »

I like Irelia's art.
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Re: LoL, HoN
« Reply #1255 on: November 15, 2010, 01:32:34 AM »

This will scare the living hell out of any opponent.
League of Legends: Tower Destroyed in Under 1 min
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Re: LoL, HoN
« Reply #1256 on: November 15, 2010, 04:24:20 AM »

Holy balls.

This is one of those ridiculous things like 'Dragon at level 1' right here.
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Re: LoL, HoN
« Reply #1257 on: November 15, 2010, 09:53:31 PM »

Irelia, continuing the trend of taking existing champions and rendering them entirely obsolete.  Why play any other melee champ when you can have one who can close gaps, stun, slow, shoot projectiles, do true damage, has innate lifesteal, AND built in merc treads?

Actually I don't know or care, because I'll just play Irelia instead.
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Re: LoL, HoN
« Reply #1258 on: November 15, 2010, 10:05:49 PM »

but udyr hard counters her, lol
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Re: LoL, HoN
« Reply #1259 on: November 15, 2010, 10:23:48 PM »

Get ready for every Irelia to try to steal red buff at half health!
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