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Author Topic: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire  (Read 37426 times)

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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #180 on: June 23, 2010, 02:29:08 PM »

Newbie crept stealthily through the night. In one hand he clutched the Assassin's Blade, in the other, he held his hopes for getting away with Murder.

He crept up behind McDohl, and stabbed him right in the back.

"Not again!" McDohl cried, a marble bouncing from his hair. "Damn it, Sephiroth, I just got a... TIFA?"

"I'm tired of you stealing my Cloud!" Newbie screamed as McDohl innocently crumpled to the ground.

"It's weird that the narration is giving away my name, though," Newbie said aloud.

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Meanwhile, a werewolf, Zach, crept silently through the night.

"It's weird that the narration is giving away my name," he said aloud.

He came upon his target. He crouched to spring.

His target was minding his own business, picking flowers in a church.

Zach sprang.

"Wolves forever!" Zach screamed as he flew.

His target turned. Fangs glistened.

"Aha! I KNEW you were suspect!" Zach said. "And Wolves kill vampires! Hahahaha!"

His target smiled, fangs bared. "Yes, they do," he said.

"Unless, of course, that vampire is Dracula," he finished, tearing Zach in half easily.

Zara smiled down at the corpse of Zach.

"Huh, it's weird that the narrator is giving away my name," he said aloud.

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Later that same night, Zara crept silently along the rooftops of Midgar. He was going to increase his ranks tonight.

He spotted his target. He leapt. He sank in his fangs.

Newbie screamed.

"You're mine now!" Zara screeched.

"Unless, of course..." Newbie said, in his last breath.

"I'm a werewolf."

Zara's eyes went wide as he realized the blood that now filled his veins was warm. Too warm.

Zara exploded.

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It is now Day 3.

14 Players are ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE

Niku
Bongo
DNi
Lyrai
Kayma
Brentai
Constantine
Kazz
Envy
Transportation
Fredward
Romo
Mars
Brickroad

9 Players just 4 players died in one night

Lady Duke - Innocent
Friend - Innocent
SCD - Ninja
Smiler - Greater Wolf
Classic - Vampire Hunter
McDohl - Innocent
Zach - Wolf
Zara - Dracula
Newbie - Wolf

It takes 8 votes to lololololol.

EDIT: oops, forgot the AH.

Wolfsbane for 5 gold.

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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #181 on: June 23, 2010, 02:31:10 PM »

So a little bird told me we should probably take down DNi.

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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #182 on: June 23, 2010, 02:35:26 PM »

what the fuuuuck

So, Newbie killed McDohl, Zach got killed trying to kill Zara, and then Zara killed Newbie but died in the process?

Is that right?
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #183 on: June 23, 2010, 02:38:55 PM »

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So, Newbie killed McDohl, Zach got killed trying to kill Zara, and then Zara killed Newbie but died in the process?

Is that right?

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Vampires are allergic to werewolf blood. If any vampire bites a wolf, they both die. Werewolves cannot be turned. However, the Master Vampire has a defensive advantage against normal wolves. If he is attacked by a normal wolf, the wolf will die and the Master will survive.
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #184 on: June 23, 2010, 02:39:09 PM »

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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #185 on: June 23, 2010, 02:41:23 PM »

I know the rule; I'm just trying to confirm that I'm not misreading your narration and that's what happened.
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #186 on: June 23, 2010, 02:43:02 PM »

You're not misreading it.
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #187 on: June 23, 2010, 02:49:26 PM »

I... uh...

WHAT THE FUCK
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #188 on: June 23, 2010, 02:49:55 PM »

GUYS GUYS I'M DEAD AND ALIVE.

NO NO NO NO NO GUILD
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #189 on: June 23, 2010, 02:50:53 PM »

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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #190 on: June 23, 2010, 02:51:45 PM »

Achievement Unlocked!

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor: Conspire to slaughter 4 players in one night cycle.  Yeah, right.  Like this'll ever happen...wait WHAT (1/1)
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #191 on: June 23, 2010, 02:52:06 PM »

Fixed McDohl's status.

There are actually only 14 players alive. Still 8 votes to lynch.
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #192 on: June 23, 2010, 02:54:19 PM »

I, uh...sorry Classic, I guess you just were being derpy again.

I think this means there are two-three wolves left, depending on if they managed to turn someone or not. Vamps have one to two depending on if they turned or not. Vamps still have the chance to rebuild their numbers. I don't have much else other than that, since everything just went crazy.
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #193 on: June 23, 2010, 03:21:34 PM »

...Anyway, let's move on. We ought to examine the record to find who was secret buddies with Zara, Zach, and Newbie.

There's a lot of room in this game for a fake seer gambit, and I don't think anybody with reusable powers would reveal himself - we're not exactly early in the game after a bloodbath like that, but at this point it's more valuable than ever. The Seer's Glasses haven't been for sale yet (according, at least, to the Auction House thread).... So either he's part of some ridiculous wolfpire gambit (which seems unlikely, given the situation they're now suddenly in) or somebody who can see contacted him. And there's no guarantee they told the truth, either - though, barring turns, there's more innocent seers than evil ones right now. (If Zara had contacted Const I am pretty sure he wouldn't believe him about it).

Or Const isn't basing this on any scrying information. I want to hear from him.

And also from DNi, of course.

And... Fredward, too, only not so much as the others.
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #194 on: June 23, 2010, 03:37:23 PM »

With my last breath, I... I...

Tidus's laugh

No, wait -- with my last breath I curse Zarathustra!
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #195 on: June 23, 2010, 03:44:03 PM »

That's the spirit.




Get it spirit because you're dead.
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #196 on: June 23, 2010, 03:50:15 PM »

Wow.
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #198 on: June 23, 2010, 03:57:06 PM »

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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #199 on: June 23, 2010, 04:51:51 PM »

Okay, I guess I may as well shotgun a vote.

Kazz, why not?
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