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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #260 on: June 29, 2010, 01:27:33 AM »

[Top 100 RPG Battle Theme]#26 Mana Khemia

Rufus sat at his desk. it was a large desk because he was presedent.

he flipped open his phone. "ms. joanna," he said.,

"yes mr. rufus presedent," said a female voice.

rufus thought. he loved ms. joanna. he was sad that he had to kill his previos secretery becuase she said she loved him. but he was forced to act this way becasue he was presedent.

"cancelr all my appointments for today," said rufus. he had a plan for tonight.

he turned in his turning big chair. a tv moniter the size of the wall came out of the wall.

"show me the information on the subject," said rufus to his compuiter AI. his computer AI was named Charlene and he was in love with her. but if she ever said that she loved him back he would be forced to pull the plug.  Charlene could not fight back because he made her love him.

the information on the subject appared on the screen. it showed the subjects role and powers. rufus could do this because he was the presedent and he had the power of the seer.

"tell me the information on the subject," he said as he contemplated his next move. Charlene's beautiful voice began to tell rufus the presedent all the information on the subject.

Suddenly the door behind rufus exploded.

rufus took a sip of his drink which he picked up from his desk. "i knew you were coming," he said.

behind him the figure who had come also knew he was going to come because he was the one with the plan to kill the evil presedent. "you are an evil presedent," said the figure who had come to kill.

"i am only doing this so i can find out who is the real evil," rufus said. just then he smiled a little bit still facing away but the figure could see it anyway.

he knew the figure because of the smile he saw. so he went for his weapon even as rufus went for his weapon. the figure may have been using claws or teeth or a gun as his weapon rufus couldn't see. but rufus got to his weapon first.

"a good child would have known," said rufus,.

but he was too late. the figure had gotten to his weapon first too.

suddenly the entire room exploded and they were both falling through the ruins of midgar. rufus used his netgun to land safetly.

but also the figure used his powers to land safetly. "you are a strong enemy," said rufus. he was impressed but also he was still smiling.

but the figure saw that he was smiling so he knew that rufus still had one more trick to pull. "your turks are not here," said the figure.

"the turks are not my only tricks," said the presedent.

suddenly the presedent turned into a bat. he was also shooting some fireballs.

"you are a vampire!" said the figure.

"yes you are right," said rufus as he was shooting a fireball that the figure dodegd. "you have come only to die."

"i was right all along then," said the figure. "you are an evil presedent."

"but i was not always so," said rufus sadly.

and then the presedent stopped shooting his fireballs.

and the figure wanted to finish him because rufus was regret but he thought it might be a trick. so the figure used his power and the lifestream came up out of the ground.

"this is my ultimate power," said the figure.

then the figure used his ultimate summoning power and summoned the legendry knights of the round table. each of the knights of the round table hit rufus for over nine thousand damage.

but still rufus had not been defeated, because he had the power of both the vampires and the presedent on his side. so the figure was going to be destroyed by rufus.

but then at the last minute rufus decided that he was sorry about the way he killed his last secretary.

"tell my last secretary i am sorry," he said, and he decided that he wanted to be with her.

then the figure used his last power. this was the power of the last summon. this summon was called Super Meteor.

Sephiroth's Super Nova (LQ)

even rufus could not withstand the power of this summon. with his last breath he cursed. then he died.

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Kazz was a Turned Seer.
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #261 on: June 29, 2010, 01:40:26 AM »

The next day dawns, with proper spelling. Or, er, at least better.

11 Players are still in this terribly written fanfic.

Niku
Bongo
Lyrai
Kayma
Brentai
Constantine
Envy
Fredward
Romo
Mars
Brickroad

12 Players are gotten to their weapon last.

Lady Duke - Innocent
Friend - Innocent
SCD - Ninja
Smiler - Greater Wolf
Classic - Vampire Hunter
McDohl - Innocent
Zach - Wolf
Zara - Dracula
Newbie - Wolf
DNi - Olrox - Weretiger
Transportation - Oracle
Kazz - Turned Seer

It takes 6 votes to get to your weapon first too.

The AH:

Wolfsbane for 5 gold!

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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #262 on: June 29, 2010, 03:40:17 AM »

Well. I guess that would also explain it.

Maybe we should find out if Transportation left us any messages. Kazz did. We can't trust what he said, but he certainly said it.
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #263 on: June 29, 2010, 03:48:35 AM »

Sephiroth's Super Nova (LQ)

wait, is FF7 supposed to take place on Earth?  wtf

also mars was spared i think

also i can't believe envy was right
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #264 on: June 29, 2010, 07:06:56 AM »

also i can't believe envy was right

Envy was Batman.
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #265 on: June 29, 2010, 09:34:18 AM »

He did in fact, but I can't get to my PM box at the moment.
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #266 on: June 29, 2010, 09:45:32 AM »

Night 4 just passed. The vamps tried to turn and got murdered for it Night 2. They could've turned Kazz Night 1 or Night 3, because wolves move before vamps at night, and Kazz was already turned. It seems unlikely the vamps would go after someone random Night 2 if they had a seer list full of innos to go after, so I think Kazz was turned Night 3. However, since Kazz was already a vamp by the time he posted that list, it could be lies. What does a vamp seer gain from openly posting a list full of innos? It makes those guys into targets, either for the wolves or for the lynch. This could thin out the innos and give the vamps a chance to regen after getting the shit kicked out of them, assuming there are any left. (this assumes they turned every night) If Kazz did scry those people, then it could be to his advantage to post the list and then let the lynch take care of the rest. Assuming he didn't scry them, then they could be random to cover the real seer list in the hands of the vamps.

Basically, we need to figure out why Kazz posted that list before deciding if we string up me/Romo/Lyrai.
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #267 on: June 29, 2010, 10:16:02 AM »

Trainspotting asserted that Romo was inno on Night 2, so unless he got bit last night, he's clean and I'm a jackass.
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #268 on: June 30, 2010, 11:56:05 AM »

WHAT IS TAKING YOU PEOPLE SO LONG
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #269 on: June 30, 2010, 02:15:24 PM »

Well, if my math is correct, depending on the starting numbers, and if the werewolves already used their turn, and if the vampires successfully turned someone every night we don't know they didn't, we could be looking at a situation where over half of the players are wolfpires right now. Also, there are no more seers left.

So it's understandable that people are being quiet.

Kazz is unfathomable to me, so let's look at Transportation. Until his accusation of Kazz, Transportation pretty much only voted along with bandwagons, which sort of indicates to me like he hadn't found anything useful. He probably told Constantine about DNi, not wanting to expose himself early in the game. But we've asked Constantine if he knows anything else.

This is my hypothesis. On night 0 or 1, he probably looked at Constantine. Probably night 1, as he doesn't seem the trusting sort Then on night 2, he looked at DNi, and told Constantine about the result. Night 3 he scried Kazz and went public. Got himself killed for it, but was vindicated in the night.

There's still one scry during that time that's unaccounted for.
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #270 on: June 30, 2010, 02:39:47 PM »

I think we can assume that Romo, Lyrai, and me are still inno for the moment. I know I'm still clean (but for how long?), and I suspect Kazz threw out that list in order to clear out some people the vamps hadn't gotten to yet. Of course, we can't really trust that, since exonerating them all game just gives the vamps free reign to turn them. But for right now, I think it's counter-productive to string up Kazz's list. I'm fine with eyes being kept on all of us and getting lynched when we start acting fangy, it's a pretty logical thing to do.

That said, I don't have any other suspects. Er...Brentai! Explain yourself!
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #271 on: June 30, 2010, 02:45:20 PM »

Brent, Niku and Romo are actually the top of my list of suspects.  Though I can't tell if Romo's siding with Kazz was just dumb wolf strategy or not.

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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #272 on: June 30, 2010, 08:15:01 PM »

Brentai! Explain yourself!

Okay.

For what?
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #273 on: June 30, 2010, 08:23:23 PM »

Niku

according to my files, Kazz voted for Niku right off the bat. and I do not have any other leads, so whatevs.
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #274 on: June 30, 2010, 08:37:38 PM »

Brentai! Explain yourself!

Okay.

For what?

Uh...just sort of in general, I guess. Why did you vote for Romo before changing to Kazz yesterday?

I'm just sleep deprived and trying to get the game going.
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #275 on: June 30, 2010, 08:59:40 PM »

Based on general voting/being voted for patterns, specifically against Niku and Constantmean, and on his behavior at the time.  That's why Transportation contacted me and told me to cut it the fuck out (I was his Night 3 scry; Brickroad was Inno on 1 and Smiler was scried Night 2 before he contracted a case of the dead.)
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #276 on: June 30, 2010, 09:01:39 PM »

Hey Soup, who was your little bird, anyway?
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #277 on: June 30, 2010, 09:12:09 PM »

Based on general voting/being voted for patterns, specifically against Niku and Constantmean, and on his behavior at the time.  That's why Transportation contacted me and told me to cut it the fuck out (I was his Night 3 scry; Brickroad was Inno on 1 and Smiler was scried Night 2 before he contracted a case of the dead.)

Okay, that's big. I'm assuming he told you this and that I was way off base. Brickroad! Can you corroborate?

Also, what about night 0 scry?
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #278 on: June 30, 2010, 09:42:10 PM »

Durr, I mean Brickroad was 0 and Smiler was 1, sorry.
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #279 on: June 30, 2010, 09:59:24 PM »

I was the first to be scried by Kazz. He contacted me immediately after Night 1 to form a confirmed inno block, which two others were added to.

He stopped talking to us after night 3, actually, and no others were added to the bloc. I think you were right about the timing of the turn.
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