Topic: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire (Read 37410 times)

Envy · « **Reply #400 on:** July 20, 2010, 02:10:09 PM »

Frewdward has been pretty whatevs about every single lynch, and as Friday said were down to the wire. I only called out kayma to hear what people thought and admittedly everyone voted a litlte too hastily. I find Fredwards lack of care in the voting suspicious.

Fredward · « **Reply #401 on:** July 20, 2010, 04:11:39 PM »

So, a vampire, a werewolf and the vigilante walk into a bar. The vigilante says, "Fuck."

Funny, I can only lose now, but I still hold all the power.

Well, you bastards are just going to have to lynch me, because I'll be damned if I'm going to let either of you scum-suckers win!

(also I want to see what happens in the case of a tie -- arm-wrestling match, maybe?)

A² · « **Reply #402 on:** July 20, 2010, 04:33:42 PM »

You can vote for yourself if you want to really be classy.

Fredward

Envy · « **Reply #403 on:** July 20, 2010, 04:36:30 PM »

Fredward

Friday · « **Reply #404 on:** July 20, 2010, 05:34:55 PM »

The last innocent player, Fredward, is hung up by his legs by two very not-human survivors.

He was The Vigilante.

With him out of the way, both Lyrai and Envy turn to look at each other.

Night roles.

Friday · « **Reply #405 on:** July 20, 2010, 05:38:19 PM »

1MIN FINAL JEOPARDY

Friday · « **Reply #406 on:** July 20, 2010, 05:54:01 PM »

<Friday|sleepy> Ok, this is it.
<Friday|sleepy> I need your night actions.
* Shana bites her teeth, and prays for no Fog Machine/Dampening Field (whichever one would cancel her bane) or Thief's Glove
<Shana> Night Action of the Vampire Crew: I bane myself, and dig up Brentai's grave, securing the Voting Box and the Intercepter.
<Friday|sleepy> k
<Shana> After that, I nightkill: Nobody.
<Friday|sleepy> k

**************************

<Friday|sleepy> Alright, I need your night actions.
<Envy> I need to know can I use thiefs glove and do a night kill or
<Friday|sleepy> yeah.
<Friday|sleepy> you can do both.
<Envy> Thiefs Glove Lyrai and attempt to kill.
<Friday|sleepy> k

**************************

Lyrai and Envy meet in the center of Midgar. The many voices of its people have gone silent.

The many corpses of its people hang like flags and streamers from every street corner.

Many of them having been put there but Lyrai and Envy alike. But this isn't about them, anymore.

This is about Vampire. Versus. Werewolf.

Lyrai smiles. "Hello, Envy. It seems that wolves go first during the night. And it seems I've got my wolfsbane preventing you from hurting me. AND it seems I've got a little supersonic canine projectile. AND IT SEEMS YOU ARE FUCKED, MY CANINE FRIEND."

Envy wordlessly hurls himself at Lyrai, shattering her protection permanently, but leaving her unharmed.

Lyrai waits confidently. Her eyes roam the horizon, watching for Interceptor.

Envy smiles and holds up his Thief's Glove and Interceptor.

Lyrai's smile vanishes as Envy hurls himself at her once more, tearing into her soft, vampire flesh. Her screams are like music to his ears.

Finally he stands triumphant, alone, over her mutilated body, the blood streaming from his maw and claws.

He throws back his head.

"ENVY WAS RUBY WEAPON," he bellows.

*******************************************

WEREWOLF VICTORY

Winners:

Smiler
Newbie
Zach
Envy
Constantine

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!

Envy: Last Man Standing: Be the last "man" standing. [1/1]

Envy · « **Reply #407 on:** July 20, 2010, 05:58:14 PM »

KEIKAKU DOORI

Smiler · « **Reply #408 on:** July 20, 2010, 06:00:16 PM »

A final word.

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #409 on:** July 20, 2010, 06:01:23 PM »

Aw, crap.

I knew (too late) that I should have contacted Brentai in private, promised to turn him in exchange for turning around the bandwagon on me, then turned him that night. Vampire victory, 4/7.

why didn't I do that

Brentai, for getting Interceptor into our hands, I declare you an honorary vampire.

Zara, thanks so much for making me a vampire. I loved my tenure as Dracula 2.

DNi, thank you for telling Zara and me that you were the weretiger. We wouldn't have even had a chance had you not done that.

Kazz, thanks for scrying Lyrai the night I turned you. You were the foundation upon which the late game's strategy was built.

Lyrai, thank you for carrying us through to the end.

Brickroad, thanks for putting Interceptor in the ground with your body.

And above all, I wish to thank Friday for running this amazing game that we didn't win but we totally should have.

Esperath · « **Reply #410 on:** July 20, 2010, 06:03:17 PM »

[19:02]   <Shana>   Why did you thief me in the first place
[19:02]   <Shana>   Did you see through the whole thing I set up
[19:02]   <Esperath>   because it is the last night?
[19:02]   <Cait>   Lyrai: He had the glove, no reason not to?
[19:02]   <Esperath>   and he might as well use it?
[19:02]   <Envy>   Shana: Wolfsbane
[19:02]   <Shana>   ...
[19:02]   <Shana>   What?
[19:02]   <BongoBill>   Wouldn't have worked, Envy.
[19:02]   <Esperath>   ....
[19:02]   <Esperath>   wow
[19:02]   <Shana>   I'm the baner, my self-protection is not an item
[19:02]   <Shana>   Fucking christ
[19:02]   <Esperath>   negative levels of thinking
[19:02]   <Shana>   I got beat by a retard?
[19:02]   <BongoBill>   god damn it
[19:02]   <Cait>   ...hahaha
[19:02]   <Smiler>   AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[19:02]   <Cait>   Lyrai: Yep.
[19:02]   <Esperath>   we were just voting for zero levels
[19:02]   <BongoBill>   god damn you Envy
[19:02]   <Esperath>   dalfjhlakjfhg
[19:02]   <Smiler>   AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[19:02]   <Smiler>   HOLY SHIT
[19:02]   <BongoBill>   I cannot abide this insult.
[19:02]   <Smiler>   HOLY SHIT
[19:03]   <Smiler>   HOLY SHIT

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #411 on:** July 20, 2010, 06:03:33 PM »

Also fuck you Envy for winning without realizing why. It's much more tolerable to lose to a worthy opponent.

Smiler · « **Reply #412 on:** July 20, 2010, 06:05:17 PM »

Quote from: Smiler on July 20, 2010, 06:00:16 PM

A final word.

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

A² · « **Reply #413 on:** July 20, 2010, 06:05:47 PM »

MarsDragon · « **Reply #414 on:** July 20, 2010, 06:08:00 PM »

Can someone explain what happened behind the scenes because this sounds crazy and I only got to see the inno block (that was totally infiltrated go vamps).

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #415 on:** July 20, 2010, 06:09:27 PM »

this is me

A² · « **Reply #416 on:** July 20, 2010, 06:09:50 PM »

I lost because someone left the door to the special school open and I got hit by a flying diaper full of shit, is what happened.

Friday · « **Reply #417 on:** July 20, 2010, 06:24:51 PM »

Quote from: MarsDragon on July 20, 2010, 06:08:00 PM

Can someone explain what happened behind the scenes because this sounds crazy and I only got to see the inno block (that was totally infiltrated go vamps).

I stopped keeping track of the behind the scenes stuff after night 1, because I'm lazy, so sorry.

Basically, Kazz got turned the same night he scried you, and started manipulating the bloc toward vampire ends.

jsnlxndrlv · « **Reply #418 on:** July 20, 2010, 06:30:13 PM »

[replying to Lyrai]

No. It's not that simple.

Envy has an amazing gift. When it really matters, he finds a way to always do almost exactly the right thing, even if it is for the wrong reasons. There've been four or five times since I died where I just wanted to grab him by the lapels and shake him because he wasn't doing what I would be doing—but I wouldn't say anything, and watched with growing impatience and awe as he coasted to an easy victory.

Envy is the omega savant. He is one of the best players this board has ever seen.

Brickroad · « **Reply #419 on:** July 20, 2010, 06:31:10 PM »

I had no idea what was going on ever, and it was glorious.

Also my only goal for the endgame was to call Brentai a chucklehead, but I forgot to do it. So not only did I lose, but I left the game with my dream unfulfilled.

Still, though, pretty glorious.

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