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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #260 on: April 29, 2009, 05:42:43 AM »

Ooh-mahks for everyone!



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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #261 on: April 29, 2009, 11:18:49 AM »

I'm trying to type something, but I can't because I can't read when I'm dreaming. Just like in that one episode of Batman, it just comes out as a random string of garbled text. So I'm having real difficulty using the computer and I'm thinking to myself, "man why can't I just wake up so I can type this properly?"

Then, of course, it occurs to me that since I am dreaming, the implication is that I am in fact asleep in bed and not on the computer at all, and even if I wake up whatever I typed is not going to be magically still displayed on the computer in the real world. So I figure, to hell with it, since it doesn't matter what I do I'll just delete the hard drive for shits and giggles.

So I start trying to type "erase hard drive" into the Firefox address bar. But again, it's slow going because every time I look at the screen it's mutated into a new text mess. I try to type slowly and deliberately but I keep accidentally missing keys. Finally I get what I think is probably as close to a legible sentence fragment as I'm ever going to get, and hit enter. To my delight, a window pops up prompting me to select which drive to destroy.

But when I go to click on C:, my retard dream hand slips and I accidentally click on something else. For whatever reason, it loads some kind of transformation fetish video of Huckleberry Hound turning into Holli Would from Cool World.

Then Holli takes off her shirt, comes out of the computer and starts giving me a blowjob.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBkoCSRDlvU

And I wake up.  :sadpanda:
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #262 on: April 29, 2009, 01:05:47 PM »

I had a dream I was in The Ends, but I can't tell you anything more, because spoilers.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #263 on: April 29, 2009, 01:09:27 PM »

Well, OK. I can tell you that Benny was replaced by Kazz. That won't actually be happening.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #264 on: April 29, 2009, 01:12:45 PM »

Did he post his ass all over your brain?
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #265 on: April 29, 2009, 01:47:26 PM »

 :ohshi~: KAZZ IS COVERING YOU IN SEMI-SOLID SLIME!
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #266 on: April 30, 2009, 05:33:05 AM »

A woman assassin that killed people by sneaking into their hotel rooms and slipping them a neurotoxin enema. Since the neurotoxin also made rubber brittle, minute amounts would leak to her and eventually kill her as well.

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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #267 on: April 30, 2009, 07:20:01 AM »

A woman assassin that killed people by sneaking into their hotel rooms and slipping them a neurotoxin enema. Since the neurotoxin also made rubber brittle, minute amounts would leak to her and eventually kill her as well.

More like an assassin, amirite?
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #268 on: April 30, 2009, 09:28:05 AM »

Super Mario vs the Tentacle Monsters.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #269 on: April 30, 2009, 10:28:13 AM »

They're called Bloopers.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #270 on: April 30, 2009, 10:45:02 AM »

Silly putty people with switchblade hands vs. evil corporation trying to build an evil nuclear power plant on top of a volcano (which is also possibly evil).
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #271 on: April 30, 2009, 11:06:29 AM »

A woman assassin that killed people by sneaking into their hotel rooms and slipping them a neurotoxin enema. Since the neurotoxin also made rubber brittle, minute amounts would leak to her and eventually kill her as well.

More like an assassin, amirite?

True story: I had some friends who once met a man who actually claimed he shot people in the ass for money.

Like, "I don't keel pepoles, I shoot zem only in ass. You know like if you pissed at wife but you don want her dead. But you still want to fuck up her shit. Well, you know zat I do. I not killer. Iss kool." meanwhile the guy was in a car stuffed with rifles.

I am totally putting this guy in a story someday.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #272 on: April 30, 2009, 11:33:16 AM »

Master Chief landed a drop ship onto the backyard.

Then a Brute landed a Prowler.

Then a piece of Halo landed, bounced, and cratered the roof.

:humpf: I did not approve.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #273 on: April 30, 2009, 05:55:36 PM »

For some reason, whenever I have video game dreams, they're always freakishly difficult. Like, they'd make Niku cry.

Like this dream about a side scrolling platformer I had; I have a hard time remembering what exactly it looked like, but it was elegant, classy, gold and white and flying high up in the sky (I want to say that they were art deco-styled zeppelins). The game itself, the camera was set far, far back -- so far back, that the character himself appeared only a few millimeters tall. Itty-bitty platforms that flew and fell, bottomless chasms, leaps of faith, all there.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #274 on: May 01, 2009, 12:56:08 AM »

Niku doesn't cry, per se(i). The closest thing he does is spray rom hacks from his tear ducts. He can do it at will to ward off predators.

I haven't dreamt about video games for a long time. I do remember dreaming about Breath of Fire III way back when. My dream didn't have that fucking desert in it.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #275 on: May 07, 2009, 05:04:18 PM »

So I had my Obama dream. We ate dinner in an old lady's apartment at the top of some tall tower. Then he ditched me to go do president stuff. Overall, a pleasant experience.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #276 on: May 16, 2009, 09:07:16 AM »

Dreamt thatI found love again while exploring the vast countryside, with a modestly hot gal.  Was a romantic adventure that involved a renewed appreciation for nature, agriculture, giant pigs who would jump into the water every time I found myself underwater, and a giant zipline which doubled as a bungee jump..
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #277 on: May 16, 2009, 12:02:17 PM »

Just slept through a flu for 16 hours.  About, oh, 5-6 of those were the same bizarre delirious fever-dream that I can't even really describe.

The crazy part was that it...like I said, it's hard to describe, but it was maddening because it had that dream logic "oh this always happens" feel to it.  Like what was going on in the dream, I believed, was something that always happened to try to rememdy fever, or at least a myth about it, or...and it was so abstract I can't describe it.  Government facilities out in the woods, and unsolvable logic puzzles involving marksmanship?  It kills me I can't describe the weird "this is normal" feeling to it.  Part of it may have been "people with fevers always dream about this exact thing!"  That part was what bothered me more than anything, because I knew it wasn't true.

Fever went down around 2 am and I had normal dream the rest of the night thankfully.  Fever seems to be gone as well.  But man, that was weird.  It felt like a total mental hijack because I kept trying to dream of SOMETHING else other than this bullshit because it was actually mentally taxing.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #278 on: May 16, 2009, 12:53:00 PM »

Fever dreams are literally your brain malfunctioning due to overheating, so yes, it is fucking weird.

Anyway, I dreamed I inherited 250,000 dollars from a long lost Oil Empress Grandmother I never knew I had. It was all over the news and people kept calling me for money.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #279 on: May 16, 2009, 02:09:32 PM »

I've had three dreams in my life that I can remember well, and it's because they are all recurring dreams and they all impacted my way of thinking about the world.

The most significant one goes like this:

I'm about 18 or so in the dream (I was probably 14 at the time irl), and I have all the wisdom and strength of my dad, but I'm me, and the concept is staggering to me. I'm also a well-established person, a knight of some rank, and people admire and respect me. There's a girl dressed in white with blond hair that falls in 3/4 curls around her radiant face. She's everything to me, and I would die for her.

Villian arrives, kills her.

I fail to kill the villian (the fight was epic, with me as a leaping, shining Dragoon and him using all manner of vile magics and curses) and he curses me to live forever until I drink a certain potion, which he puts in his pocket. Then he disappears* and the rest of the dream is an epic story about me fighting insurmountable odds to find the villian, kill him and reclaim the ability to die and rejoin my beloved.

That was a deep night.

The second and third most significant dreams ever are me as an overweight kid with an inhaler battling Mummies in a maze (?) and me battling a werewolf in a house. Those dreams I had in sequence on the same night: I had them each separately again later, but in both dreams I defeated some horrifically scary monster by becoming a more horrifying force or stronger opposition to the terror. Ever since those dreams I always easily defeat terrifying things in dreams, because I take control, and fly around or shoot lasers or just timetravel or do something else totally random. Hard to explain that, but I know it's due to those two dreams. My inhaler exploded mummies and I could summon brick walls when the werewolf began to chase me. I'd slam his face into a brick wall and his head and arms were outlined from the other side, like when a cartoon character slams an iron skillet into another cartoon character's face, making a positive impression on the other side. That's what happened: I slammed his face with a ton of bricks and laughing at his torment every time he started to charge through the house toward me.

Sometimes I have a dream where I talk to my dad. That is a very sad but really cool dream, and it's different each time. I hope if I ever have kids that they have a dream about me once and a while after I am gone, and I can give them weird dream advice.

"Sell all your dishes for charity!"

"This dream seems perfectly normal to me. I will do as you request, dad."

"Dig me up and toss me onto the Vatican lawn!"

* I should note at this point that this particular scene in the dream takes place inside the giant bug in the Bugmuck from Secret of Evermore, with me and my pet (who disappeared after this scene) scrambling up slippery u-shaped half-tubes to try to reach the villian. ZEN
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