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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #360 on: October 15, 2009, 01:26:53 PM »

I'm glad someone had a "good dream".

I dreamt I was in a BioWare that stole its atmosphere from Young's ongoing description of "the Path" and Fable 2's aggressive dickery.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #361 on: October 15, 2009, 01:34:07 PM »

the burning sensation wasn't actually bad, it just felt like my whole entire skin was hot/tingly/sunburny. Like i was being disintegrated and reconstituted constantly for a long time.

... that still sounds kinda bad, i guess.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #362 on: October 15, 2009, 01:38:40 PM »

Sorry, I associate the phrase "burning sensation" with descriptions of all sorts of venereal diseases. Not to mention problems with the prostate, rashes caused by extreme dryness, or mild oil burns.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #363 on: October 15, 2009, 01:43:30 PM »

like the mighty sun god, Ra, was cleansing my impure mortal shell with his divine radiance, causing some pain but a feeling of well-being

is that better
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #364 on: October 15, 2009, 08:51:41 PM »

I have had a recurring dream since early childhood where, basically, the bombs fall. The circumstances I am in at the time are always different, but the defining feature of the dream is that I can feel the heat. It is extremely intense, but somehow not painful. They're also not what I would call nightmares. I'm never afraid, the world just happens to be ending. It IS intense enough to wake me up though.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #365 on: October 16, 2009, 12:09:16 PM »

I had a dream in which I learned that the waste byproduct from making Gatorade (at the Gatorade factory, I guess) was really just another flavor of Gatorade.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #366 on: October 16, 2009, 12:12:30 PM »

That's the best.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #367 on: October 16, 2009, 09:52:12 PM »

Probably that blue one

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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #368 on: October 16, 2009, 10:06:20 PM »

Had a craaaazy dream. I was running from some Slaanesh daemonettes and had been for hours. So I ducked into a comic books shop I'd never been into. They kept running, screaming about raping me to death and whatever those crazy bitches do. I had never been in this comic book store before! So I started shopping around, found a couple great buys. Not soon after, I saw a shadowy guy in an overcoat and hat. So all you could see was two glowing eyes. I kept glancing at him and could've sworn he was following me around the store. Soon we walked by the store's fantasy sword collection and the guy started coughing. As he was coughing bugs started falling off of him. I whispered "Nurgle," and he lunged at me. A well place sword stabbed him in the gut and he fell to the ground and started leaking a horrible yellow-green slime. I started backing away when I bumped into another overcoat wearing individual. I took a stab in the dark "Tzeench?" He ripped his coat off with tentacle and threw a half-goat, half-miniature poodle at me. The goatpoodle kept headbutting my face and all of the comic book store laughed.
I woke up then.
That can't be a good omen.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #369 on: October 16, 2009, 10:53:15 PM »

Clearly you have been tainted with heresy.  Kalta?  Wanna take this one?
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #370 on: October 17, 2009, 12:20:09 AM »

... one's missing, Lottel.

You brought him back with you.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #371 on: October 17, 2009, 08:07:53 AM »

Another dream were I was being attacked by the forces of chaos.
Last night I was on a battlefield with only a power glove and a laspistol. I fought off countless hordes before being overtaken.
I was tainted by Chaos.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #372 on: October 17, 2009, 08:11:09 AM »

 :MENDOZAAAAA: PURIFY HIM
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #373 on: October 17, 2009, 08:25:54 AM »

No Lottel, you are the chaoses.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #374 on: October 22, 2009, 09:39:13 AM »

Among other things, this morning I got a call saying there was a bench warrant for my arrest. They weren't too clear, but I think I flaked out on some court appearance.

I was so relieved to wake up, check my phone's call log, and find nothing there.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #375 on: October 27, 2009, 06:08:59 AM »

So, I had a dream last night.  It was very strange.  I mean, strange in the details that I am able to remember.

My neighbor (played by my old neighbor from high school) normally gives me a ride to school, and I walk over there as per usual when the neighbor and someone else are in the car, driving off.  I'm like WTF.

Also, my mom was nagging me in my dreams.  This might be something subconcious.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #376 on: October 31, 2009, 06:05:21 AM »

Got one: 

Was laying fibre optic for Mongrel and a disembodied head that sounded like Constantine, when he talks on TF2.  Don't know why, maybe they wanted to save on internet bills.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #377 on: October 31, 2009, 12:22:05 PM »

It's amazing how much I don't dream about you people for all the time I spend here.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #378 on: October 31, 2009, 08:04:09 PM »

It's amazing how much I don't dream about you people for all the time I spend here.

 
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #379 on: October 31, 2009, 09:19:14 PM »

Last night I had a dream about a bunch of nerds trying to stop an evil mercenary terrorist organization. The last living nerd got stabbed in the fucking eye and that made me wake up.
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