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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #400 on: December 09, 2009, 06:34:04 AM »

I've been having the strangest dreams.  Not every night, but fourfive over the past three months or so. 

One, I was in a hotel room and after some sexy times I discovered a secret door.  And inside it were people hiding out.  Then people started trying to break into the hotel room and take the people away.  An old woman shoved a little girl at me and told me I had to help her get away.  "She's four. She's only four years old."  So I had to help her escape out a window and it was difficult.

Then there was another one in which my apartment was being robbed.  They were going to shoot me and this little girl.  I had to help her get away.

Then, a fire.  I had to help her get away.

THEN! Someone kidnapped her!  It was an epic rollerblading adventure trying to save her but I succeeded.

And the other night was the most vivid one.  I don't know what was going on exactly but we were running with other people away from something.  We crossed a giant bridge where all the cars had crashed and people were dying all around.  The bridge was crumbling.  After crossing the bridge (it was like a mile) there were soldiers of some type we didn't want to see us.  We got into the water to try and swim across to some island or dock or something.  As we were swimming something blew up and I tried to keep her from breathing in too much smoke while also not breathing in water.  The water was so dirty and I kicked something hard.  It floated up and it was a rotting bloated corpse.    I tried to keep her from seeing that too.

Why am I dreaming about a four year old?  Maybe it's the daughter I never knew I had.  Except that I never had one.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #401 on: December 22, 2009, 01:53:24 PM »

I dreamed Friday was running a Vampire the Masquerade campaign and I was writing a character for it.

I ended up with a vampire with robot arms and legs and top scores in five different Thaumaturgy branches.

I pondered a lot whether I was powergaming or if it was excusable by the background.

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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #402 on: December 24, 2009, 09:37:25 AM »

While drowsing this morning, I somehow must have gotten Christmas and my wedding mixed up, because I kept dreaming that the latter was one day away and one day is not enough time to finish all the things we haven't yet done for our wedding. People would show up, and nobody had any idea what was happening, and it was chaos.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #403 on: December 27, 2009, 05:42:26 PM »

Was somehow able to travel from my own dreamworld to the dreamworlds of others via a large black door that could be ridden like a magic carpet. The boundary between dream universes was a sort of roiling, faintly iridescent purple fog. Each person's world was a bubble suspended in the fog, invisible from the outside and surrounded by a springy force field which could only be penetrated using the mysterious energy of the black door.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #404 on: December 27, 2009, 06:11:34 PM »

Simpsons Spongebob did it!
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #405 on: December 27, 2009, 11:40:28 PM »

I dreamed i was playing a new Suikoden game on next-gen consoles. It used the Oblivion engine.

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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #406 on: December 28, 2009, 12:16:08 AM »

I dreamed Friday was running a Vampire the Masquerade campaign and I was writing a character for it.

I ended up with a vampire with robot arms and legs and top scores in five different Thaumaturgy branches.

I pondered a lot whether I was powergaming or if it was excusable by the background.

robot vampires are hardly overpowered when you are up against EVIL FIRES and HOSES
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #407 on: December 28, 2009, 07:50:24 PM »

When I was younger, I would have a recurring dream that my family was birds and we lived in a tree-mansion. The tree was in a field next to a cemetery, and in this dream my family would be worried about something. When I ask why everyone is acting weird, they tell me that after so many years, tonight zombies are going to rise from the graves.
The zombies rise and my family tells me to hide under a bed in a spare bedroom. I hear the zombies break into the house and walk around, and my family yelling.
The yelling stops and all that's left is the sound of footsteps. The door opens and I see my grandmother pointing to the bed that I'm cowering under. The zombies file into the room and I wake up just as the one in front crouches down to get to me.

This dream started when I was four, after watching someone play Resident Evil one night. I had it another 3 or 4 times, with very little variation. The most notable variation is once during the beginning of the dream I thought to myself "this has to be a different dream because you don't dream something twice (something my other grandmother told me when I said I was scared of having the dream again)."
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #408 on: December 29, 2009, 03:43:46 AM »

I had a dream that I was expected to go through a passage FULL of dozens of huge spiders, filming it with a video camera. I got halfway down before I couldn't take it any more, had a screaming fit (the spiders just sat there and watched feeling embarrassed) and then ran for it.

Later, on the internet but still in the dream, I was telling Lee-Ham about it and he made fun of me for being a pussy. :<
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #409 on: December 29, 2009, 04:04:07 PM »



pussy
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #410 on: December 30, 2009, 07:03:23 AM »

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #411 on: December 30, 2009, 03:07:55 PM »

Great. Now you made me think of SPIDER PUSSY.
http://97.74.193.199/8legs.html
THAT. FUCK YOU.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #412 on: December 31, 2009, 06:31:26 AM »

I had a dream that I was traveling and by accident I came upon Thad in a small town in the high desert. He lived in the spare room of an out-of-use farmhouse. I remember him being kind of standoffish.

Come to think of it, in the dream I don't think I ever identified myself. Maybe he was weirded out by the overly friendly stranger?
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #413 on: January 02, 2010, 04:44:32 PM »

28/12: Dreamed I had breasts. Proper, girl breasts that were like gigantic E cups or something. Mostly just wanted to get rid of them because they were embarassing.

29/12: Dreamed two black guys were insulting two of my friends. I went and chatted to the black guys and asked them to stop and they thought I was charming and really liked me.

2/1: Wanted to get a coffee but the people in line ahead of me were taking too long, so I went to the coffee store next door. My dad got mad at me and said it was rude and I told him to get bent.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #414 on: January 02, 2010, 05:01:45 PM »

28/12: Dreamed I had breasts.

 :want:

Mostly just wanted to get rid of them because they were embarassing.

 :loser:
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #415 on: January 04, 2010, 07:32:39 PM »

The bones of the ancient machine roused themselves from the primordial clay, and spoke, saying;

"Our wars are not your wars."
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #416 on: January 07, 2010, 05:10:14 PM »

Just had a dream where I was a top secret agent (retired) in H.E.E.L.  No idea what that stands for.  My home had just been robbed as I slept.  The robbers were very neat, taking only things of value or what they believed to be spy gear, though they missed a washcloth communicator.  I had lost the required mic, thought, so it was useless.  Like I said, they took everything good, but left behind the not-so-good stuff, like my old tv, or the closet full of old vacuums I had for some reason.  The enemy agents, for it was clear that was what they were, even left behind notes mentioning notable finds in areas of my home.  The notes were written to address whoever they were reporting to, so no idea why they were left behind.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #417 on: January 07, 2010, 05:55:59 PM »

Just had a dream where I was a top secret agent (retired) in H.E.E.L.  No idea what that stands for.  My home had just been robbed as I slept.  The robbers were very neat, taking only things of value or what they believed to be spy gear, though they missed a washcloth communicator.  I had lost the required mic, thought, so it was useless.  Like I said, they took everything good, but left behind the not-so-good stuff, like my old tv, or the closet full of old vacuums I had for some reason.  The enemy agents, for it was clear that was what they were, even left behind notes mentioning notable finds in areas of my home.  The notes were written to address whoever they were reporting to, so no idea why they were left behind.



Hey, what's in this closet?
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #418 on: January 07, 2010, 09:31:44 PM »

Why, these are just vacuum cleaners!  They don't turn into rocket launchers or jet skis or anything!  This is the worst robbery ever!
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #419 on: January 11, 2010, 10:43:15 AM »

I dreamed that my teeth were all coming out, leaving small, rough nubby things (like only part of the tooth had came out) in their place.
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