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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #660 on: May 22, 2011, 01:21:55 PM »

Some kids and I are playing a flash or HTML5 game embedded in Gmail messages. In the game, you play as a woman trying to protect herself and her daughter from Agent Smith-like men in a car by riding a bike through a construction site and highway junction, necessitating a series of jumps. Once you get through the stage as the woman, then you play again as her husband to try to catch up. This all took place in the middle of my attempt to go through high school again for some reason, despite the fact that I'm still 29, just like in real life.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #661 on: May 23, 2011, 09:06:01 AM »

[09:34:08] <+Aoko> guild
[09:34:10] <+Aoko> I had a dream
[09:34:11] <+Aoko> you were in it
[09:34:19] <+Aoko> you were a high school kid and I was a time traveler
[09:34:23] <Moebius> That is a winner
[09:34:26] <+Aoko> you had huge amounts of black eyeliner and a backpack
[09:34:52] <+Aoko> and I was trying to help you get some moxie from a store run by bill murray, except he closed it because you pissed him off when you were younger, whichis when you dedicated yourself to being a troll
[09:35:16] <+Aoko> So I manage to get there before you and you're sitting in the store waiting to get some moxie and you yell at me
[09:35:27] <+Aoko> Then a fat woman challenges me to a hot dog spitting contest, but I choke her with a chain.
[09:35:29] <+Aoko> Then I wake up
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #662 on: June 17, 2011, 10:44:11 AM »

For a week straight now, I've been having dreams about aliens. Tall Gray-like bastards. Except they talk to me. I've seen them kill and I've killed a few of them. But in this one, (after a very informative fight in New York back in the 80's) they invaded my house again. But because of time travel and a good guess, I knew what time. So I grabbed a bat and waited.
They came into my house with their hands up and sat on the couch. Said they don't want to kill me because of... something... can't remember.
Then proceeded to talk to me and besides calling me predjudice among other things, they slowly started to convince me that maybe they weren't bad at all. All the while showing of minor psychic ability, like altering the way photographs look and memory modification.
Like there's a picture on my mantle that's matted. Across the wide space between photo and frame it says "Family" over and over. And the picture had 6 girls. Well, they told my mom to look and she saw it without the words and only 5 girls. And she said that's how it's always been. 
So after a few minutes of them talking, I started to wonder. Are they using their subtle psychic abilities to alter my perceptions of them to seem good?
We were right in the middle of talking when a strange click-like explosion happened at a nearby house. The aliens got up and bolted towards it. I followed. On the way I asked "Last time you were here, my dog was still alive. Did he bark at you? I can't remember." No. No he didn't bark, as far as I remembered but I was testing their answers. They kept running. When I got to the house, there was a small crowd gathered and then FLASH!
I was transported to the same spot a day or so later. House had been occupied by aliens for that long. I turned the camcorder on on my phone and started to proceed towards the garage door, which had been open. All the time I was sneaking, some sort of news broadcast played in my head, inside of it. I realized I had a chip implanted by my alien hunting team to hear news broadcasts as the happens. I remember thinking "They need to talk to me so I can figure out if they are evil or not."
Then the front door opened and a 50 year old lady in a robe and slippers comes out. She's holding a mug. Something's off about her. She spots me and starts talking. I stare at her face and as I do so, I can see the alien face sort of phasing out of it, like it's pressing against the inside of her face. I begin trying to make it out of the yard, but trying to be subtle about it. Don't want her to know I'm running until I feel I can get away. She tossed the mug to me (which had the alien's face on it as well as the words "I want to believe") and I kept tossing it back. Farther and farther from her so she'd have to lean and eventually turn around and take a few steps. Then I bolted.

Right into the chest of someone. I slowly look up and it's a close up of an alien. And it's... smiling. A horrible, horrible smile.


Then I woke up.

Every time I blink I can still see that smile. And I know when I go back to bed, dream-me while be inside that house and I'll either die or find a way out.

Probably die.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #663 on: June 17, 2011, 10:55:05 AM »

Quick research blaster bombs.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #664 on: June 17, 2011, 11:18:42 AM »

It's OK Lottel...

The alien doesn't know it...
But it's already dead.

Omae wa mou shindeiru!
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #665 on: June 17, 2011, 02:11:14 PM »

I was really afraid of those guys as a kid, and I had nightmares for years where they would come through my window and try to drag me into the sky, and I'd try to strangle them to death.

I stopped having them for a while but then just last year it happened again. This time though, the alien and I both kind of realised mid-chokehold that this was all pretty senseless and childish, and we kind of sat down and hashed things out, agreed to leave each other alone. Of course the dream still ended with my face erupting in alien puke, but that was for unrelated reasons and I haven't been seriously creeped out by a Zeta Reticulan since.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #666 on: June 17, 2011, 04:50:38 PM »

Yeah. I had nightmares for years about these guys just not recently. In my dream I remembered I had nightmares. Maybe that's why I was so keen on believing they just wanted peace?

Oh well. I'll either die (stopping the nightmares for a while) or somehow kill them (stopping them until they retaliate.)
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #667 on: June 20, 2011, 05:39:49 AM »

Dreamed I finally got a job working at a crummy little retail place that was basically my old Walmart job, but it was run by my debate coach from high school. I had to notify them that I'd gotten accepted in the pharmacy tech program I'm currently enrolled in, and it turned out that this was also all taking place in a GTA game wherein the story has me dating this girl that looks like Lindsay Bluth, but forces you into cheating on her with this gangster chick and eventually breaking up. I get called out of work to pursue the storyline some more so I go hang out with the gangster chick and then meet up with the Lindsay look-alike, and I watch as my protagonist responds to some question too brusquely, so she storms off sobbing into some crowd of pedestrians. I'm late back to work and I want to chase her down anyway, so I rush into the nearest car, only to discover that with this addition to the GTA franchise, Rockstar has added car occupants who can fight back, and apparently this car is being operated by South American militant revolutionaries who pull out some knives and a chainsaw and start cutting my legs off, and while I'm not in the driver's seat yet, I can still drive the car until they finish cutting my other leg off, at which point I wake up.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #668 on: June 21, 2011, 08:27:58 AM »

I dreamed that my mom adopted a little girl. When I woke up this morning, I was excited to play with my new little sister.

I have never been so disappointed.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #669 on: June 21, 2011, 10:18:17 AM »

In the Lucky Star manga, after the characters graduate, Konata dreams that her passing the college the entrance exam was only a dream.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #670 on: June 21, 2011, 07:26:02 PM »

I dreamed that my mom adopted a little girl. When I woke up this morning, I was excited to play with my new little sister.

I have never been so disappointed.

This is truly sad. ;__________;
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #671 on: June 27, 2011, 02:50:18 PM »

I had at least four different dreams last night. In one, I was being menaced by Lovecraftian monstrosities that wore ill-fitting human skin.

In another, I was being yelled at by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #672 on: June 27, 2011, 08:34:21 PM »

Did he look like this?:

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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #673 on: July 06, 2011, 07:12:45 AM »

Thank to some strange wording in a law and a judge who thought he was clever. I was sent back to grade school.
 I thought it was going to be horrible and then my first day of class (Jun 4th) I walk in to find several of my grade school bullies were ALSO sent back to grade school. School let out on July 30th so I only had to last until then, but it was crazy just getting through this first Friday.
The moment I came to the horrible realization that I wasn't going to survive long enough to be done with this I woke up.





EDIT: OH. Why is this scary?
I went to a Catholic grade school.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #674 on: July 11, 2011, 08:49:40 PM »

So, okay, I had this dream where a race of toga-clad nomads roamed the skies in airships. One of the nomads had the power to command the winds, and so he created a permanent home for his people by creating a massive, perfect sphere made entirely out of sand suspended over a large ocean.

He had a wife, too; a beautiful, light-skinned black woman with violet eyes and yellow robes. For some reason, she had become the target of an assassination.

That's about as far as I got in the dream.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #675 on: July 29, 2011, 07:10:37 AM »

I dreamed I had pet brown bear. Dreamlogic knows it's against the law to have grizzlies, black bears, etc. as pets, but dreamlogic found a loophole whereby brown bears are not covered, because they're so friendly and intelligent, see?

So I just went out into the woods and obtained one in the normal way, by presenting myself to a prospective brown bear for approval.

This worked out great until my happy pet bear decided to "make breads" on me (cat owners will know what I am talking about).
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #676 on: July 29, 2011, 08:20:50 AM »

I didn't know bears did that.
I also didn't know you had cats.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #677 on: July 29, 2011, 08:50:00 AM »

I'm pretty sure that bears do not actually do that.

I mean, I'm not going to test that hypothesis or anything.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #678 on: July 29, 2011, 10:04:38 AM »

This worked out great until my happy pet bear decided to "make breads" on me (cat owners will know what I am talking about).

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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #679 on: July 29, 2011, 02:34:51 PM »



I have nothing to add but I feel this image bears repeating.
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