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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #700 on: August 29, 2011, 06:48:08 AM »

I mean, Jesus, Buge.  $500 bills don't even exist.  Idiot.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #701 on: August 29, 2011, 06:57:07 AM »

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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #702 on: August 29, 2011, 07:04:51 AM »

shut up
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #703 on: August 29, 2011, 07:39:02 AM »

make me
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #704 on: August 29, 2011, 08:52:29 AM »

Don't make me TURN THIS FORUM AROUND.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #705 on: August 29, 2011, 09:48:09 AM »

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BRENTAI KEEPS TOUCHING ME
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #706 on: August 29, 2011, 12:14:45 PM »

Aaaaagh.  Creepy Uncle Brentai keeps touching me too!
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #707 on: August 29, 2011, 01:06:16 PM »

I think Brentai has touched us all in his own special way.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #708 on: August 29, 2011, 01:25:49 PM »

And I'm still in therapy.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #709 on: August 29, 2011, 03:48:21 PM »

HOWEVER!

Canada does not have a $500 bill.

ON THE OTHER HAND...

We do have this:

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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #710 on: August 29, 2011, 04:09:46 PM »

Don't you mean...

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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #711 on: September 03, 2011, 05:27:15 AM »

I just had a dream about a duck doing parkour.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #712 on: September 06, 2011, 07:51:39 AM »

Last night Starr dreamed that they introduced a new Creeper to Minecraft. It was the same on the outside, only orange instead of green.

Instead of explosives, it was cream filled. That's right. Creampersicles.

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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #713 on: September 08, 2011, 05:26:08 AM »

I had a story dream. You know, the kind with a beginning, middle and end (although I always wake up right before the climax). Don't remember much of the story, except for the fact that I used my kindly mentor's words from earlier in the dream to become The One.

But I remember the villain: at the end of the story-dream I ran into the mastermind, a man with pretty much his entire chest blasted away leaving him with only his very visible spine and ribs, (Still had his head, arms and legs in perfect condition), and a wolf. Courage Wolf, specifically.

Then the chestless man on the wolf combined. He picked up the wolf, put it in his chest cavity, and he began to heal. His skin literally fused together over the wolf's body; poorly, I might add, as parts of the wolf were still visible, like it's legs. The wolf's head was kept above the chest, though, right in front of the man's head. So, to recap: wolf-man combo with two heads, one man, one wolf, and dog legs sticking out of the man-like chest.

Then he (the wolf) started talking. He kind of sounded like Elvis.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #714 on: September 08, 2011, 05:50:21 AM »

Has Woody Woodpecker ever come into conflict with a French Poodle? Because that's what he was doing in my dream. All I remember is that he disguised himself as a mural to fool the dog.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #715 on: September 08, 2011, 04:29:36 PM »

Explosive creatures that explode in to delicious pudding?  I love.  I wish Minecraft actually had creepers that explode in to pudding.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #716 on: September 08, 2011, 04:54:35 PM »

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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #717 on: September 14, 2011, 02:36:00 AM »

Friends and I sat down to watch a silly old horror movie. They picked one out called "Mitchell Mitch," because apparently that's hilarious. They turn it on and instantly I'm in the movie. Notsomuch in the movie like I'm affecting it but felt more like basically watching the movie really close.

Story starts not far off from an old mining town, in a newly unabandoned camp for tourists. The "camp counsler is driving his van towards the campers that have been there a day or so. The tires all blow at once. He starts to complain when we hear gunshots. A moment later, they get a telephone call from the town, saying last night Sheriff had been shot by the local gang. Since it was dangerous out in these dilapidated cabins in the woods now, everyone decideds to hoof it into town, the only road being a twisty abandoned railroad track running through the woods and sandwiched between shallow lakes.

The group heads off, mildly complaining about the walk and then wondering aloud what those gunshot sounds were. I was "watching" from a man's perspective at the beginning of the group. He had an old wooden rifle which had two shots. He wasn't much of a marksmen, he kept saying, but was still pretty good at close range. As we pass a bridge, "I'm" looking down at the bridge tracks and musing that there's no way even a cart could ride on the rails anymore, seeing as the rails were bent and broken up. Just then a lady (the man's wife?) screams and he turns around. She's only point in into the distance to some figures standing in a shallow lake. Camera zooms on them and they are these horrible egret-men, cleaning off in the water. The man clasps his hand on her throat and tells her to be quiet. Everyone else does their best to stifle their screams. She begs the man to shoot them but he says that'd only be a waste as he couldn't hit them and that'd draw attention to the group. Besides, they hadn't hurt anyone had they? No, they are just ugly creatures living their lives as they are wont to do.

As the group walks on word, the man is constantly looking around and rechecking the gun. They are walking through the woods when ahead of them, they see a pod thing erupt from the lake and fly over the bridge. Just then a egret-man screeches and appears out of nowhere. It knocks the pod down and begins to crack it with it's terrible beak thing. At this time, I figured out the story. In the pod were people trying to escape and the egret-man would try to eat them, thus getting the man to shoot it, causing the egret-men to try to kill the group. The four shots we heard at camp earlier were the egret-men killing the gang that shot the sheriff. The gang tried to shoot the egret-men as they died. Group would get to town, learn about it's past and the egret-men. Something would happen, woman (wife?) would be stolen and the main character man would stomp of to save her, defeat the egret-men, and save the town. At the very end, we see a large egg hatching, camera moves to the wall, and the shadow of a small egret-man is seen on the wall. As I said all I "figured out" about the story, the scenes played out in fast forward, but with me narrating it all sounding bored.


My friends were upset I ruined the movie and happened to guess everything right even though it was my first time seeing this movie. They began hitting me and I woke up. Please note that during the entire dream up until "I got it" we had been doing an MST3K thing and commenting on the clothing, accents, effects, and whatnot. The thing I thought was strange was it's clearly a 50's monster movie but the production and everything was that of a 80's horror movie. Egret-men looked great though.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #718 on: September 23, 2011, 05:45:59 AM »

I remeber Scott Kurtz banged his knee and needed my help to bandage it. I was also going to help him paint his TF2 miniatures while I talked to this cute girl, but he sleazed his way into the conversation and started hitting on her. Somehow I lost the Heavy miniature I was working on.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #719 on: September 23, 2011, 06:09:18 AM »

You know, it turns out the Borg are less cool and more fucking horrifying when your brain thinks they're real.

I am sick of having Borg nightmares. Seriously. It is not fun times to watch your friends and family turn into robot zombies that relentlessly pursue you and are invincible. Bonus points if the nightmare ends with them catching you and sticking a tubule into your neck.

The weird "this is all happening in beautiful HAWAII!!!" aspect of it was sort of cool, though?

Extra super bonus points if you wake up and find a letter slipped under your door from your landlord putting pressure on you financially, so you go directly from dreamworld anxiety of being assimilated and losing your mind/soul/identity to realworld anxiety of losing your place to live.

Oh, and SUPER ULTRA MAGIC MAXIMUM bonus points if the reason you don't have any money is that you have a stack of medical bills five miles high, and the landlord is your mom, who is indifferent to the fact that you don't have any money because, you know, cancer.

This sort of should go into another thread after editing it to include the last two paragraphs but DAMN IT THIS STARTED OUT AS AN AWESOME BORG NIGHTMARE

well ok "indifferent" is a bit harsh

she included a little blurb about how "she knew I was just recovering from a difficult time"
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