Topic: Adventures in Slumberland (Read 73682 times)

NexAdruin · « **Reply #880 on:** January 25, 2013, 08:27:30 PM »

Last night I had the common "teeth falling out" dream. About halfway through my morning routine it hit me that I still had my teeth and then I was really relieved.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #881 on:** January 26, 2013, 01:27:40 AM »

Is there ever a point in life you get to finally stop having dreams that you're back in school?

Joxam · « **Reply #882 on:** January 26, 2013, 01:41:53 AM »

Eh, now I just have dreams where all my teeth are coming out while I'm eating something or that its storming really hard out and rain is coming through all of the light fixtures.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #883 on:** February 03, 2013, 06:59:57 AM »

Quote from: Beat Bandit on January 26, 2013, 01:27:40 AM

Is there ever a point in life you get to finally stop having dreams that you're back in school?

No.

Also, I caught a bad case of something called "Turtles".

François · « **Reply #884 on:** February 03, 2013, 07:12:28 AM »

I went to Hogwarts. I haven't read or watched any Harry Potter anything, so I'm sure everything that happened is shockingly inaccurate, but eh.

An instructor put me in a magic chair and told me it was gonna make me pass a series of tests to determine my base ability. There were 25. I don't remember most of them, only the one where I had to trick a bespectacled goat into falling asleep, and another one where I had to defeat a living cake that breathed poison gas. I'm not sure how I managed the goat one, but for the cake I snuck around it and tore it apart with a couple forks.

Long story short I passed all the tests, which blew the instructor's mind. Turns out there were five categories with five tests each, and acing one category was worth one point. The instructor tells me the current principal of the school has 3 points, and that the people who hate the principal have two points and atttempt the magic chair every month to try and get to 3. With my five points I should by right be promoted over everyone's head and chances are no one would be skilled enough to challenge my position in my lifetime.

"But I don't know any magic. How could I be the principal of a magic school?" The instructor agrees that it's a problem. He proposes to put me in remedial magic class; I got nothing better to do, so I accept. Besides, once I can prove I can cast a spell or two I'll probably get to run the place, so why not?

Remedial magic classes happen in a bizarre, narrow classroom. From side to side it's literally wall, desk, desk, desk, aisle, wall. It's full of dumb kids. By the time the teacher starts talking I feel like going to that school at all was a huge mistake, and I wake up.

R^2 · « **Reply #885 on:** February 03, 2013, 08:09:18 AM »

All I remember is that I was on some sort of quest to discover why panacotta and pannetonne sound alike but are so very different.

Man, I don't know.

Mongrel · « **Reply #886 on:** February 03, 2013, 08:45:52 AM »

What about a quest for pancetta and pantone?

Büge · « **Reply #887 on:** February 03, 2013, 10:30:51 AM »

Quote from: R^2 on February 03, 2013, 08:09:18 AM

All I remember is that I was on some sort of quest to discover why panacotta and pannetonne sound alike but are so very different.

Man, I don't know.

And you took a Pan Am flight and you were seated next to a panda who ordered the pancakes and you looked out the window and saw Peter Pan who waved at you then you woke up and realized your pants were missing.

R^2 · « **Reply #888 on:** February 03, 2013, 11:11:19 AM »

Quote from: Büge on February 03, 2013, 10:30:51 AM

then you woke up and realized your pants were missing.

Yes, it was reassuring to find something normal when I woke up.

Büge · « **Reply #889 on:** February 16, 2013, 09:18:58 AM »

I had one of those dreams where you think up a really catchy song but don't remember the words or melody when you wake up. Mine was a song about a fashion show.

Büge · « **Reply #890 on:** February 26, 2013, 05:47:04 AM »

I had a dream where I was playing a D&D game and the first trial the characters had to accomplish, before the game proper even began, was a DC32 strength check. You had to lift a big metal statue of a gargoyle and place it in a special alcove.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #891 on:** February 26, 2013, 07:55:08 AM »

I was in some sort of gay sex bouncy castle wrestle sporting event.

I'm not even sure anymore.

Mongrel · « **Reply #892 on:** February 26, 2013, 09:22:21 AM »

WELL NOW.

Büge · « **Reply #893 on:** February 26, 2013, 09:37:03 AM »

Quote from: Disposable Ninja on February 26, 2013, 07:55:08 AM

I was in some sort of gay sex bouncy castle wrestle sporting event.

I'm not even sure anymore.

Naked kosho?

Kosho

Malikial · « **Reply #894 on:** February 26, 2013, 09:47:38 AM »

I had a dream last night that I fell into the sea off a boat and had to escape giant man eating whales via swimming. When we got onto the island me and all the other passengers had been awarded medals for our abilities in the water, I won one for saving someone from the whale of terror but I then had to go on a crash bandicoot style adventure to get it at the end of a cave.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #895 on:** March 01, 2013, 07:24:25 AM »

I called Henry Winkler John Ritter and he was too nice to correct me.

Zaratustra · « **Reply #896 on:** March 03, 2013, 03:05:08 AM »

During another unrelated dream I dreamt I was playing a new Final Fight game where Poison was the mayor of Metro City.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #897 on:** March 03, 2013, 07:57:21 AM »

I'd vote for her.

Mongrel · « **Reply #898 on:** March 17, 2013, 06:37:50 AM »

Freidrich Paulus kept showing up in my dreams last night. I'm pretty sure that can't be good.

Büge · « **Reply #899 on:** March 17, 2013, 09:11:48 AM »

Was he lying in bed wearing nothing but a pickelhaube and clutching a rose in his teeth?

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