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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #560 on: November 20, 2010, 02:02:06 AM »

Had a dream where I crawled out of bed and made some tomato soup. I walked out to the living room, sat down, turned on the tv, and at my soup. When the soup was gone, I took the dish back to the kitchen, rinsed it out, and put it away.
It was then I woke up screaming "Fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK!" at the top of my lungs. Family ran and made me explain dream. I'm going to be hearing about this for a long while, methinks. :problems:
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #561 on: November 20, 2010, 04:32:58 PM »

I did indeed hear about it.  My uncle suggested therapy for Christmas.
They are considering it. Fml.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #562 on: November 21, 2010, 09:42:53 AM »

No matter how many times I refuse to leave my little dream worlds or how quickly I'm thrust out of bed, I've woken up at noon almost every day for the past week. It's creeping me out.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #563 on: November 21, 2010, 10:10:59 AM »

The other day, I dreamt that I was just laying down to sleep. Then I woke up. I felt like I was cheated out of an entire night's sleep because of a particularly odd dream.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #564 on: November 24, 2010, 11:16:43 PM »

These last two days, for the first time I can remember in about a year, I didn't have nightmares. I had normal dreams.
I have no idea why and it didn't stop my teeth from grinding the whole time so whatever.

But daaaaaamn. I'm excited to sleep again!
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #565 on: November 25, 2010, 05:38:28 AM »

Lottelllllll

Tomato souuuuuuup
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #566 on: November 25, 2010, 10:12:15 AM »

stop my teeth from grinding the whole time so whatever.

You'd need some anti-anxiety stuff or a mouthguard.
Just. Really. Don't let your teeth wear themselves away.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #567 on: November 25, 2010, 01:53:46 PM »

Being chased by a werewolf through my old highschool, I suddenly realize this has to be a dream because some workers I saw are wearing the wrong clothing. Quickly ducking into a classroom, I decide the best way to make myself immune to being messily devoured is to write "this is a dream" on the whiteboard of the room.

I pick up a magic marker and place it against the whiteboard. It doesn't work. I try to will it to work because this is a dream and I can do whatever I want, but it refuses. So I pick up a different pen.

After ten or so pens, none of them working, I think, "ok, I need to get a pen from a different place." I look around and notice a pen on a desk. I grab it and move back to the whiteboard as the werewolf bursts into the room.

I begin writing.

"It works!" I say out loud.

Then I look at what I wrote.

"Guild."

It was even bolded.

I turn and the werewolf is now Guild, bald head and everything.

He holds out his hand and I shake it.

"THIS DREAM BROUGHT TO YOU BY JOHN McCAIN!" he barks.

Then I wake up.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #568 on: November 25, 2010, 03:58:33 PM »

"THIS DREAM BROUGHT TO YOU BY JOHN McCAIN!" he barks.

So perfect.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #569 on: November 26, 2010, 09:33:56 AM »

Epic Dream.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #570 on: November 26, 2010, 06:25:55 PM »

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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #571 on: November 27, 2010, 08:30:56 AM »

Is it OK if our dreams actually are epics? Like, all of the narrative is composed entirely in rhyme and involves both great heroes and gods?
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #572 on: November 27, 2010, 09:10:48 AM »

Odd bout of sleep paralysis where I realized what was going on and just waited to wake up all the way.

And a dream where like twenty people stole my van and piled inside so they could go to church.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #573 on: November 27, 2010, 09:45:13 AM »

Harry Lime/The Third Man + Lovecraftian horror + Hardboiled detective stories
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #574 on: November 27, 2010, 10:23:19 AM »

I was in some large African city when civil war broke out and the rogue army began slaughtering foreigners. One soldier chased me into a back alley, but I ambushed him and knocked him unconscious. I escaped into a tenement, where I met a young woman from a local resistance cell who offered to help me leave the country. I went back to the soldier (turns out I had killed him) and took his uniform and weapon; me being the Whitest Dude, it wouldn't have helped much, but my new friend was a make-up artist. An hour and a shave later, I'm a passable black guy from a distance.

So, to recapitulate, I kill a black guy, take his stuff, then attempt to escape the premises. In blackface. :>_>:

I hit the streets, trying to find some sort of secure embassy, staying away from other patrols so they don't get a close look at me; that bit took forever. I finally find the site of some sort of emergency UN talks, and hang out near the Chinese representatives, figuring they couldn't tell I was a fake. I don't understand a word of what's being said, and everything's really tense for a while. I sneak off to a storage area in the back where the Penny-Arcade guys are hiding (that's from watching the PATV dvd before bed). They found a bizarre series of suspended tubes and ladders that's apparently a way to the rooftop where there's a helipad, but they're all too high to reach. I say "don't worry, I have a hookshot, this'll be a cinch". Then I realize I'm not in a Zelda game, I'm not Link, and I don't have a hookshot. Mike and Jerry look at me with impatience and growing disappointment, and I wake up.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #575 on: December 02, 2010, 08:11:18 AM »

I dreamed I adopted a vampire bat. I kept looking for some way to give it blood, while trying to keep it from biting me.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #576 on: December 02, 2010, 09:02:54 AM »

Man, last night there were no fewer than three separate dream involving gigantic time travel machines and me running around naked.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #577 on: December 02, 2010, 10:46:48 AM »

I dreamed that everyone was glad Obama finally outlawed helmets
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #578 on: December 02, 2010, 11:46:28 AM »

Man, last night there were no fewer than three separate dream involving gigantic time travel machines and me running around naked.

I spat my drink thinking of someone running around the battle of Gettysburg naked and time cops chasing after him to put clothes on.
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Re: Adventures in Slumberland
« Reply #579 on: December 02, 2010, 01:42:25 PM »

The funny thing is that there was some kind of Night Rider-esque car in one of the dreams - but I only saw Patito's music post today.
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