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[Disposable Ninja]

: My name is Kenshiro, although some call me 'Ken' for short. I am on a quest for revenge. A man I once considered my friend betrayed me and left me for dead, abducting my fiancée in the process. I have been wandering the wastelands in search of them for some time now.

During my journey, I collapsed from dehydration. The people of this underground complex, this "Vault", they took me in, they nursed me back to health. But now, they are the ones in trouble, for their water filtration system -- water chips, they call them -- ceased functioning. They need another one, from another vault. Now, it is my turn to help them. I will travel to this other vault, and I will find this Water Chip for them.



: As you can see, I am quite capable of accomplishing this task. In addition to having nigh-godlike strength and speed, I am dexterous, stout, and fairly intelligent. I am not, however, what you might call a 'people person'. Nor am I (if you could not tell by the fact that my story began with me being nearly killed twice) not the luckiest person in the world.

However, I would argue that I do not necessarily need luck...



: ... For I know the ultimate assassination technique: Hokuto Shinken, the Fist of the North Star.



: I strike at my enemy's 708 channeling points --



: Which allow me to control their bodies however I wish. Usually, they explode. Violently.



: All of these rats?



: They're already dead.

I mean, you can't really see it that well because I'm in the middle of a dark cave, but I assure you they're all quite exploded.



: Worry not, vaultdwellers. I will find your waterchip.

And just you wait, Shin. I will have my revenge.

[Smiler]

I don't think you can fit 708 pressure points onto a rat Kenshiro, you don't even fight rats normally. :(c

[Brentai]

I think during the Evil Toki arc he manages to find pressure points on a bunch of animal/human hybrids.

And then there's the bit where he figures out that Souther's pressure points are all fucked up after he actually bothers to check.

Also he's fucking Kenshiro.

[Frocto]

y-you're going to get dogmeat, right?

[Smiler]

Dogmeat will have to suffice as his Bart substitute.

[Disposable Ninja]

After several grueling days of travel, Kenshiro finally arrives at the Vault that the Water Chip is located.



At which point he murdered a scorpion the size of a Honda Accord with a knife.

: Why is it called a Radscorpion? I don't get it.



: Why call a giant scorpion 'Rad'? It doesn't make sense to me.



: I mean, yeah, a scorpion twice the size of a normal human is pretty rad I'll admit



: But they're creatures everybody fears so it seems weird that they'd oh shit its a bear



: was a bear.



Using a little bit of ingenuity, Kenshiro manages to fashion a rope from the bears intestines, which he uses to rappel down a nearby elevator shaft.



On the next floor, Kenshiro finds some centuries old clothes.

: The jumpsuit was okay, but you know, there's something nostalgic about this outfit. It feels -- I don't know how to put it -- it feels right.

With a new found feeling of invigoration, Ken proceeds to leap down the nearest elevator shaft



And with honed reflexes, lands on top of a mutant pig, making it explode.

: Son of a bitch, I just got this outfit.



Ken takes his anger over his ruined new outfit out on the nearby mutant wildlife. Of course, since they all explode, the situation is only exacerbated.

: FUCKING BEARS



Making the situation worse, the Vault has suffered its share of cave-ins, meaning any Water Chips that could have been stored here have long since been rendered useless.

The Vault ruins red ran with the blood of rats that day.



But, hey, he gained a level. And a perk! Ken can now make people explode with his fists slightly better.



And now he can make them explode a lot better.

: yaay

[Doom]

You used a knife in a Fist of the North Star run? Disqualified.

[Brentai]

It's okay if the scorpion threw it at him first.

[Disposable Ninja]

During his travels, Kenshiro encountered a small boy who tried to kill him. The boy failed, and when Kenshiro asked why the boy said it was because some Radscorpions made him do it or else his little brother would be killed.

This is just some poetic justice here, Doom.