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Author Topic: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe  (Read 57577 times)

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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #140 on: August 11, 2010, 12:37:53 AM »

I warned you about discussing troll reproduction bro

I told you dog

(it keeps happening)
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #141 on: August 11, 2010, 01:51:26 AM »

I was wrong about all the trolls jacking off into a pail.

Apparently they all jack off into two pails.

(The irony being that the girls polishing their bone bulges along with the guys is actually the least unsavory interpretation possible.)










wait wait wait

this is how solid snake was made

fuck
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #142 on: August 11, 2010, 02:08:53 AM »

Apparently they all jack off into two pails.  There's a river.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #143 on: August 11, 2010, 06:15:20 AM »

Figures that troll romance would be just a huge circlejerk.

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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #144 on: August 11, 2010, 09:26:26 AM »

Either Kanaya is just doting to everyone or she is Moirails with Tavros too, and we have her to thank for RUFIOOOOOOOOOOO at any rate.

CA literally called Kanaya the village bicycle as far as auspiscism was concerned.  She's a meddlesome Ms. Meddleyfangs.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #145 on: August 11, 2010, 07:22:10 PM »

I was going to lament here how the latest trend of straight-up tutorials was breaking what made this expository clusterfuck of a story actually entertaining (the joy of throwing out the most bizarre interpretations of what's going on) and further opine that Hussie didn't particularly seem to want to go back to the kids' now-basically-a-framework story, but the last few pages have basically been a big red blinking sign reading "PREPARE FOR GIGANTIC RELATIONAL CLUSTERFUCK ON HUMAN SIDE".
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #146 on: August 11, 2010, 09:25:04 PM »

Either Kanaya is just doting to everyone or she is Moirails with Tavros too, and we have her to thank for RUFIOOOOOOOOOOO at any rate.

CA literally called Kanaya the village bicycle as far as auspiscism was concerned.  She's a meddlesome Ms. Meddleyfangs.

Yeah I saw this on the wiki and apparently I missed this. When the fuck did CA talk?

(The irony being that the girls polishing their bone bulges along with the guys is actually the least unsavory interpretation possible.)
Am I dumb for JUST realizing that "bone bulge" might just be literally referring to their horns after all? Considering that's what they are?
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #147 on: August 11, 2010, 10:15:34 PM »

I was very eager to see something depicted in the newest update that just went up: [spoiler]An actual full-body shot of CA and CC.[/spoiler]

Yeah I saw this on the wiki and apparently I missed this. When the fuck did CA talk?

Uh, here?

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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #148 on: August 11, 2010, 10:37:31 PM »

Okay, so this romance discussion turned out neater than I thought it would be. Nice!
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #149 on: August 11, 2010, 10:43:39 PM »

(The irony being that the girls polishing their bone bulges along with the guys is actually the least unsavory interpretation possible.)
Am I dumb for JUST realizing that "bone bulge" might just be literally referring to their horns after all? Considering that's what they are?

This does not necessarily imply that polishing them is not a sexual act.

You may now begin to understand why Tavros is so popular.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #150 on: August 12, 2010, 03:23:14 PM »

I'm glad for some definite closure on "is Kanaya gay for Vriska?".

in other news, that is that baddest fuckin' rainbow-drinker I've ever seen.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #151 on: August 12, 2010, 09:14:04 PM »

(The irony being that the girls polishing their bone bulges along with the guys is actually the least unsavory interpretation possible.)
Am I dumb for JUST realizing that "bone bulge" might just be literally referring to their horns after all? Considering that's what they are?

This does not necessarily imply that polishing them is not a sexual act.

You may now begin to understand why Tavros is so popular.

I was definitely implying the exact opposite.

I think that makes Sollux the biggest freak though.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #152 on: August 18, 2010, 11:23:10 AM »

So I finally started reading this. I just got to the part where the blind troll is helping John

my head hurts.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #153 on: August 18, 2010, 07:34:26 PM »

You might want to consult a trollslation.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #154 on: August 18, 2010, 07:55:25 PM »

I love that they bothered to do it for CG and GA but not the kids.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #155 on: August 18, 2010, 08:45:02 PM »

I love that they bothered to do it for CG and GA but not the kids.

It just translates Alternian and renders trolltext in more readable form. Why bother including the kids' transcripts, when they're perfectly legible to begin with?
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #156 on: August 18, 2010, 09:05:14 PM »

Thanks, but I was actually referring to all that

that

paradox stuff.

and

paradox duplicate babies

and

god

my head

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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #157 on: August 18, 2010, 09:07:45 PM »

No worries, man. You've almost reached the completely straightforward and not at all confusing Troll Saga. Troll romance sure is easy to understand. Yessir, nothing but smooth sailing ahead for you.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #158 on: August 18, 2010, 09:23:11 PM »

no


no


I'm already there
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #159 on: August 19, 2010, 06:31:01 PM »

My main trouble with it is keeping all the troll names connected to the Trollian handles, especially the two-letter abbreviations.
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