Topic: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe (Read 57651 times)

Zaratustra · « **Reply #500 on:** February 07, 2011, 09:54:04 AM »

From what we know she gets a few blows in.

Also, something:
CT: D --> But I've already stated I have no right to be disappointed by your conduct, so I will try to control myself
TC: aW sHiT bRo, I dOn'T wAnT tO bE aLl LiKe To DiSaPpOiNt YoU!
TC: WhAt CaN i Do To MaKe A bRoThEr FuCkIn ShApE hIs ShIt Up?
TC: iF i CoUlD mAkE yOu SmIlE iT'd Be ThE bEsT fUcKiN mIrAcLe I eVeR dId PaRt Of.
TC: hOnK hOnK hOnK! :o)

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #501 on:** February 07, 2011, 10:29:42 AM »

I'd like to think that Nepeta somehow survives this.

I'm also pretty certain that Hussie's already completed the pages depicting her ultimate fate, and he's just making his fanbase squirm.

Envy · « **Reply #502 on:** February 07, 2011, 02:33:27 PM »

What the hell.

Zaratustra · « **Reply #503 on:** February 07, 2011, 02:58:04 PM »

Yep, she's fucked. Unless Gamzee actually loses interest now.

For survivors I'm betting in Karkat, Sollux, Terezi, Vriska, Aradia and Vampire Kanaya. If only four make it, then Aradia and Kanaya meet their final deaths as well.

Brentai · « **Reply #504 on:** February 07, 2011, 03:34:13 PM »

Judging by Dave's recollection of events, they're probably going to whip up some pie for Gamzee somewhere to calm him down instead of trying to kill him. Don't know what happens after that.

Aradia and Vampire Kanaya probably aren't going anywhere. There's so much left to do with them.

Karkat lives. Terezi and Vriska are pseudo-confirmed. It's entirely possible that the girls are dead and Karkat's just not aware of it when he bitches out Dave and John.

Eridan is Pokey and isn't going to die before he turns on the Devil Machine.

Feferi is a dream zombie.

Nepeta will be killed and never revived ever because it's just AH's style to leave one reasonably well-liked character dead without ever having done anything important in the story at all. Maybe not by Gamzee though.

Tavros just became a snack for Kanaya so... he's a dream zombie too? Is that how that works? Otherwise he's just dead, which is just as well.

Equius is either dead for good or else his death was fake the whole time.

Sollux has been beaten up and/or killed so many times it won't even be a thing if he dies again. I'm putting my grubs on Kanaya eating him alive.

John will die in the final battle.

Dave will die sometime before the final battle.

Rose will fuck off to tentacle creature land and live happily with all the vampires and zombies and rapegods.

Jade and Karkat will reproduce somehow and have a grandchild who is... Karkat.

The final panel will be Gamzee contacting someone in the past and somehow starting the entire mess to begin with.

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #505 on:** February 07, 2011, 07:20:28 PM »

yeabuwhut

Zaratustra · « **Reply #506 on:** February 07, 2011, 10:02:13 PM »

The only problem I have with the plot is that Hussie doesn't seem capable of creating limited villains. Every single villain he makes is an unstoppable force of destruction capable of doing anything. DMK, Jack Noir, Vriska, Gamzee.

In fact, because Eridan hasn't displayed any feats of invincibility and multifunctionality is why I predict he'll be dead within the month.

Brentai · « **Reply #507 on:** February 08, 2011, 12:48:19 AM »

Hopefully in Homestuck's case it's just a byproduct of the RPG-type universe he created. Even the Crude Ogres originally needed a omnipotent helper sprite and a game-breaking client player to defeat, and now of course they can slay the dudes casually for extra grist.

tl;dr I hope you like Bleach.

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #508 on:** February 08, 2011, 06:38:45 AM »

I'm not sure that the ogres are a good example, as John picked an initial weapon at random, whereas the other three used ones they were already familiar with. The only reason Jade had a problem to start out with was because of teleporting imp shenanigans.

Anyway, it's a creation mythology. The kids and trolls are groomed into literal gods by their session. The major villains are going to be rather powerful.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #509 on:** February 08, 2011, 06:54:57 AM »

I'd like to think that Gamzee doesn't brutally beat Nepeta to death with clubs.

Or just really, really hope.

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #510 on:** February 08, 2011, 06:58:06 AM »

There's always hope.

[spoiler]hope is dead[/spoiler]

teg · « **Reply #511 on:** February 08, 2011, 03:10:16 PM »

Considering how much John hates clowns, we really should have seen Joker Gamzee coming.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #512 on:** February 08, 2011, 11:36:52 PM »

And when she lanced him through the chest and chucked his bloody, mutilated corpse off of a cliff, some say her blood-thumper grew three sizes that day.

Also good to see John finally gets an idea of what everybody meant when they said "Vriska's insane".

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #513 on:** February 09, 2011, 12:17:08 AM »

Quote from: Cthulhu-chan on February 08, 2011, 06:58:06 AM

There's always hope.

[spoiler]HOPESPLODE[/spoiler]

Zaratustra · « **Reply #514 on:** February 09, 2011, 12:45:33 AM »

Obviously Vriska thinks any plan could be much better if there was a lot more killing.

Anyway, I'm starting to theorize trolls as a whole are much less bloodthirsty than they -try- to be. Like humans and money.

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #515 on:** February 09, 2011, 01:11:14 AM »

I suspect that they actually are that bloodthirsty, and our current collection is just a misfit group. Pretty much none of them would have made it in troll society due to romantic failings or just being culled outright for deviancy of one form or another.

teg · « **Reply #516 on:** February 09, 2011, 05:50:06 AM »

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #517 on:** February 09, 2011, 06:25:38 AM »

Quote from: Cthulhu-chan on February 08, 2011, 06:58:06 AM

There's always hope.

[spoiler]hope is dead[/spoiler]

True 'nuff. However, until we see the word 'DEAD' written in dark green over her corpse, I'll keep on believing.

Besides, it wouldn't be particularly ironic if she was clubbed to death by Gamzee. With all the other deaths so far, there's been this element of irony, as if they'd be hoisted by their own hoisting devices. Tavros was murdered by Vriska, who had taken the appearance of a Fairy, the one thing Tavros loved most in the world. Equius was choked to death with a broken bow. Eridan killed his beloved Fefari, and then Kanaya with a weapon she herself built for him as a joke, a weapon based on the one her girlcrush uses. Hell, even Bro was impaled with his own damn sword.

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #518 on:** February 09, 2011, 07:47:04 AM »

You have raised many a valid poi

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #519 on:** February 09, 2011, 08:04:20 AM »

... your dictionary misspelled "disposed".

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