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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #520 on: February 09, 2011, 11:36:05 AM »

I got to the first page of John-Vriska conversation and the site went down to migrate servers.  I'M DYIN' HERE!
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #521 on: February 09, 2011, 12:03:51 PM »

it's back up.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #522 on: February 09, 2011, 02:33:36 PM »

Anyway, I'm starting to theorize trolls as a whole are much less bloodthirsty than they -try- to be. Like humans and money.

About half of them are dead now because nobody was watching to make sure they didn't kill each other, and they started killing each other.  As incompetent as Karkat first appears to be it's obvious that when he's distracted by something shit starts falling apart at record speed.

Honestly, 11 of the trolls are absolutely normal, but Vriska's spot on in saying that Karkat is more human than troll.  Besides having the giveaway blood, there's the fact that he's the only troll that exhibits the human trait of altruism.  All other trolls that seem helpful are either trying to manipulate a victim (Vriska, Terezi), expecting something in return (Kanaya, Eridan), or only friendly as long as you belong to their "team" or otherwise don't piss them off (Aradia, Nepeta).  Karkat is the only troll anywhere on the spectrum to be able to look past his own petty grudges and work towards the greater good.  It's such an alien concept to the other trolls that the only way he can get them to accept it is to be as obnoxious as possible about it until they just do it out of frustration.

Anyway I suspect that this trait is what Karkat initially thought he saw in Terezi and why oh wait a minute there's an update and oh god what twelve more trolls oh god it is Bleach!
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #523 on: February 09, 2011, 02:46:13 PM »

The other twelve were obviously the trolls'... parents? What?
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #524 on: February 09, 2011, 03:30:03 PM »

So, it looks like Terezi and Vriska are going to fight to the death, soon.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #525 on: February 10, 2011, 10:05:52 AM »

arachnanna is mai waifu
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #526 on: February 10, 2011, 11:41:30 AM »

Well, at least -that- was straightforward. The other 12 wigglers grew up to be legendary trolls the kidtrolls admire.

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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #527 on: February 10, 2011, 12:57:25 PM »

Also,  we can now safely conclude that John will write his own favorite book.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #528 on: February 10, 2011, 04:59:03 PM »

Jegus Christ is everybody undead now?

I wonder who's gonna be the Tootsie Roll Frankenstein.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #529 on: February 11, 2011, 12:15:57 PM »

TOOTSIE ROLL

DAVENSTEIN

TOOTSIE ROLL

DAVENSTEIN

COME OOOOOOOON
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #530 on: February 11, 2011, 01:10:53 PM »

I guess now we get to learn what happens to dead players, which lets Hussie kill as many characters as he wants while still keeping them active participants in the story, without needing to invent (further) resurrection mechanics. Of course.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #531 on: February 11, 2011, 01:18:57 PM »

Turns out they just go down a level.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #532 on: February 11, 2011, 04:00:56 PM »

I suspect Aradia is just playing psychopomp to recruit an army of the Undave to replace her Aradiabots, to be summoned during the final battle. A Davenly Host, if you will.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #533 on: February 11, 2011, 09:42:29 PM »

Man, I kind of want to laugh and pump my fist. Any doubts I had about the direction the story was heading have been largely dismissed.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #534 on: February 11, 2011, 09:49:46 PM »

tHESE FLAMES ARE PRETTY MUCH TERMINAL, iS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY

tHERE ARE BURNING CLOWNS IN THE BLAZING CANCER WARD MAKING FIERY BALOON ANIMALS FOR THESE LITTLE SICKLY FIRES
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #535 on: February 11, 2011, 11:37:11 PM »

WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FACE

Death has turned Aradia into a bukkake star or something.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #536 on: February 12, 2011, 05:45:06 AM »

I thought God Tier Aradia was alive, and just dreaming without a live dreamself.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #537 on: February 12, 2011, 08:53:15 AM »

Yeah, the God Tier characters can fuck with other people's dreams. Recall: Vriska buzzing around WV's head and speaking to him in Morse Code.

And since Dreams and Death are linked together by the Outer God bubbles, well, there you go.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #538 on: February 12, 2011, 11:38:43 PM »

Yeah, the God Tier characters can fuck with other people's dreams. Recall: Vriska buzzing around WV's head and speaking to him in Morse Code.
What? That was Serenity, the firefly he found all the way back in the first WV segment.

(hehe. "Serenity". "Firefly".)
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #539 on: February 13, 2011, 01:31:33 AM »

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