Topic: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe (Read 57560 times)

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #740 on:** January 13, 2012, 09:59:42 PM »

Sonnetstuck

Or, Green Eggs and Dead.

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #741 on:** January 15, 2012, 12:34:38 PM »

"Maybe it's time you were formally introduced to the last two characters." I GET IT

Brentai · « **Reply #742 on:** January 15, 2012, 12:41:36 PM »

Foul. "Roxy" has two syllables.

Everything's a lie.

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #743 on:** January 15, 2012, 06:08:09 PM »

Hm. It's [spoiler]Dirk[/spoiler] after all. I was disappointed for about four seconds.

Far more worrisome are the words "[spoiler]DERSITE SPY[/spoiler]."

Shinra · « **Reply #744 on:** January 17, 2012, 05:13:26 PM »

It didn't occur to me until my wife pointed it out

But the kids in the new session are the guardians of the kids in the human session.

Jane is Granny
Jake is Gramps
Roxy is Rose's Mom
Dirk is Bro.

Look at their character designs, equipment and predilections. Much like with the kid session, the dersite guardians are one generation ahead of their charges, and the prospit guardians are seemingly two generations ahead. (Jade/John being the grandparents of Jake and Jane respectively)

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #745 on:** January 17, 2012, 05:15:24 PM »

...

I...

I can't tell if you're being serious or not.

Shinra · « **Reply #746 on:** January 17, 2012, 06:30:51 PM »

What, did everyone else figure this out before me?

Dooly · « **Reply #747 on:** January 17, 2012, 06:39:15 PM »

yeah.avi

Zaratustra · « **Reply #748 on:** January 17, 2012, 06:53:33 PM »

That's the effect of the Scratch. If you read back, the troll ancestors were the original troll players, but they were too nice and had to scratch the session and trade places with the troll kids in their timeline.

When UU says "eighty billion years and four universes", that's what s/he means: troll universe 1 (created by a 48-squiddle session according to andrew hussie snark), troll universe 2(scratched by trolls, sgrub/hivebent), human universe 1 (created by hivebent trolls, sburb beta), human universe 2(scratched by kids, sburb alpha)

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #749 on:** January 17, 2012, 07:17:22 PM »

It was kind of obvious.

Zaratustra · « **Reply #750 on:** January 23, 2012, 09:48:45 AM »

man the dialogue between the alpha kids just goes CLUNK with the weight of backstory and foreshadowing

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #751 on:** January 23, 2012, 10:04:46 AM »

yeah that stuff between roxy and dirk is kind of a drag to read through.

Shinra · « **Reply #752 on:** January 23, 2012, 10:06:57 PM »

so i have a thought

if the ancestors of a session player are the scratchers of a previous session, as seen in the new session and the troll session, and the new kids are all, as adults, the guardians of the kids from the kid session, does this mean that the new, scratched session is going to scratch and create the session that created their session in the first place?

I know time is cyclical, but fuck!

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #753 on:** January 23, 2012, 10:25:14 PM »

I'm not sure that it's truly cyclical or not, but if it is, the kids have thrown shit off the rails via escape through the yellow yard.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #754 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:15:10 PM »

... so the auto-responder is totally getting prototyped before Dirk enters the game.

So that, just like how Jack Noir is completely loyal to Jade, the wearers of the Alpha session's rings will be in love with Jake.

Zaratustra · « **Reply #755 on:** January 24, 2012, 08:05:20 AM »

Roxy and Dirk indicate they're trying to revive Rose-Mom and Dave-Bro, but I don't think that will happen.

I really think nothing will get prototyped this time around.

Dooly · « **Reply #756 on:** January 24, 2012, 02:04:41 PM »

I would be very pleased if John and Jade entered the new universe before any pre-entry prototyping was done and forced a Perfectly Generic Object into everyone's kernels in order to prevent what went so wrong with their own session.

Brentai · « **Reply #757 on:** January 24, 2012, 02:24:39 PM »

I think one of the rules for prototyping is that at least one object must be a dead or doomed thing.

Not that that means shit nymore.

Dooly · « **Reply #758 on:** January 24, 2012, 02:41:35 PM »

I think that's more of a tendency than a hard rule. Also, Bec wasn't dead or doomed, and he was the whole problem.

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #759 on:** January 24, 2012, 02:50:58 PM »

Well, Halley was dead, but that's not quite the same thing.

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