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Author Topic: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe  (Read 57579 times)

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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #260 on: October 05, 2010, 05:33:04 PM »

So at this point pretty much everyone knows exactly what's going on except for the character we're following, and ourselves.

This is not tiresome at all.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #261 on: October 05, 2010, 06:50:05 PM »

It does kind of make sense, though. Rose and Dave are basically growing exponentially from where their alternate selves were four months into an erased future. Ago.

Future as past tense is hard to write.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #262 on: October 06, 2010, 05:11:58 AM »

I'm pretty sure Douglas Adams had this covered, but I'll be arsed if I can remember the proper tenses.

Can't wait to see Dave corner all the markets.

All of them.

Then get busted for insider trading.  With himself.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #263 on: October 13, 2010, 10:26:50 PM »

If the trend is to be followed across sessions, I expect Dave's eyeballs to be completely black.

EDIT: Nevermind, his eyeballs are completely black.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #264 on: October 14, 2010, 12:13:03 PM »

also apparently borncloned a ninja

also also a somewhat ignoble end for Maplehoof
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #265 on: October 14, 2010, 01:01:46 PM »

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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #266 on: October 14, 2010, 04:11:29 PM »

Dave Strider.

D A V E S T R I D E R

DAVES T RIDER





Dave's The Rider.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #267 on: October 14, 2010, 06:09:53 PM »

Ah ha ha ha and it turns out the trolling was really Terezi's idea all along.

:perfect:
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #268 on: October 14, 2010, 07:25:30 PM »

If this trend continues: Tavros names Jade Farmstink Buttlass all whilst giggling to himself. Then he proceeds to freak right the fuck out upon reading that note.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #269 on: October 18, 2010, 11:31:26 PM »

I can't tell if I'm amused or scandalized right now.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #270 on: October 19, 2010, 12:22:50 AM »

Since I'm at work, I was just about literally choking on laughter.

What will Vriska's reaction be when she realizes it can never be?
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #271 on: October 20, 2010, 03:11:00 AM »

RE: Memo

Wow. Just... wow. Wow.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #272 on: October 20, 2010, 04:07:27 AM »

Vriska just loves every boy she can walk all over.

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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #273 on: October 20, 2010, 09:05:25 AM »

The thing is, of all the characters who have been getting on John's bulge this whole time, Vriska's the first one he's ever actively sought out a conversation with (except maybe once or twice with Rose to tell her to stop fucking with his load gaper).  Up to this point he's been a purely reactionary force.

You can even take this a step further and say this means Vriska's already been more successful with John than she has been with Tavros at her stated goal, ie to make them stop just going along with things and start acting autonomously.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #274 on: October 21, 2010, 07:09:33 PM »

I am so completely not interested in who has a crush on whom. Not when there's a time-traveling alligator temple on an island in the lava right over there.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #275 on: October 21, 2010, 07:20:58 PM »

Jade has a crush on it.

There doesn't seem to be any mention of a perennial sleeping condition back when Karkat first inspected his pod/bed, but the page does explain why none of them ever change their outfits (trolls think fashion is stupid... despite most of them clearly having at least some sort of purely ornamental accessory on).  Karkat's always had those lines under his eyes though.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #276 on: October 22, 2010, 12:00:25 AM »

Pretty much all of the trolls have bags under their eyes.  Plus Equius has those dark blue shadings under his glasses, which some have theorized are black eyes.

Trolls like Kanaya are probably why there's any variation in troll clothing at all.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #277 on: October 22, 2010, 12:05:54 AM »

They all have dark patches.  Karkat has actual lines.

Also, the end of this page.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #278 on: October 22, 2010, 04:33:05 PM »

I am so completely not interested in who has a crush on whom. Not when there's a time-traveling alligator temple on an island in the lava right over there.

The alligators aren't the ones doing the time traveling.
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Re: Quickly Retrieve Arms from Safe
« Reply #279 on: October 22, 2010, 04:47:02 PM »

So, hey, let's talk about something very important in Homestuck: music. Personally, I think Dave's theme is the single best track throughout all eight albums. Also, I will be very disappointed if John does not create Mjonir and kill things to Valhalla.
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