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Poll

SELECT PRAYER

Mufasa! Oh, just saying the name gives me shivers! Mufasa Mufasa Mufasa!
- 1 (2.6%)
Young Simba, because I am a 13 year old girl in love with JTT
- 0 (0%)
Adult Simba, Matthew Broderick did not kill Godzilla, he killed a giant lizard thing that was not Godzilla
- 0 (0%)
Young Nala, because dawwwwwwwww cute
- 1 (2.6%)
Adult Nala, because I'd hit that
- 2 (5.1%)
Zazu, because I too am a pretentious dolt
- 3 (7.7%)
Scar, because I am incredibly homosexual for Jeremy Irons
- 18 (46.2%)
Shenzi, because I am incredibly homosexual for Whoopi Goldberg
- 0 (0%)
Banzai, because Cheech Marin is in everything
- 0 (0%)
Ed, *slobber slobber slobber*
- 0 (0%)
Rafiki, because the monkey's my uncle
- 10 (25.6%)
Timon, because come on, Nathan Lane is amazing
- 3 (7.7%)
Pumbaa, because everything with me is gas
- 1 (2.6%)

Total Members Voted: 39


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Author Topic: BEST LION KING CHARACTER  (Read 2084 times)

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BEST LION KING CHARACTER
« on: August 08, 2010, 11:19:00 AM »
so my friend and I are having a HEATED DEBATE and I wish to show her she is empirically wrong

however for SCIENCE I must include every major character

remember this is not some pussy subjective "favorite" choice, this is ONLY THE ABSOLUTE BEST IN ALL WAYS
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Re: BEST LION KING CHARACTER
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2010, 11:34:36 AM »
Jeremy Irons is pretty awesome
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Re: BEST LION KING CHARACTER
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2010, 12:15:54 PM »
The face that launched a thousand furries:

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Re: BEST LION KING CHARACTER
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2010, 12:26:33 PM »
I picked Rafiki because Eli Vance is awesome and I figured no one else was gonna vote for him.

And now he's winning.  Shows what I know. :nyoro~n:
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Re: BEST LION KING CHARACTER
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2010, 01:02:21 PM »
i wanted to pick zazu but scar has that insanely schizophrenic song in the broadway version that ends with him realizing that fucking nala will grant him immortality
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Re: BEST LION KING CHARACTER
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2010, 01:45:19 PM »
Rafiki.

Quote from: Friday on August 08, 2010, 11:19:00 AM
remember this is not some pussy subjective "favorite" choice, this is ONLY THE ABSOLUTE BEST IN ALL WAYS

Oh, well then.

Rafiki.
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Re: BEST LION KING CHARACTER
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2010, 01:49:48 PM »
I know that your powers of retention... are as wet as a warthog's backside.

As thick as you are, pay attention!

My words are a matter of pride.

It's clear from your vacant expressions... the lights are not all on upstairs...

But we're talking characters and tiers, even you can't vote against Scar!
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Re: BEST LION KING CHARACTER
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2010, 01:58:22 PM »
Watch me!
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Re: BEST LION KING CHARACTER
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2010, 01:58:45 PM »
Except not really, unless you're actually watching me or something.
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Re: BEST LION KING CHARACTER
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2010, 02:24:59 PM »
Quote from: Büge on August 08, 2010, 12:15:54 PM
The face that launched a thousand furries:



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Re: BEST LION KING CHARACTER
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2010, 02:53:53 PM »
NO CONTEST.


Oh, I shall practice my curtsy.
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Re: BEST LION KING CHARACTER
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2010, 03:20:56 PM »
i was worried i was the only one gay for scar

then, i remembered where i was.

:shrug:
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Re: BEST LION KING CHARACTER
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2010, 07:37:06 PM »
I voted Zazu because Rowan Atkinson was my favourite guy when I was a kid.
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Re: BEST LION KING CHARACTER
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2010, 07:40:42 PM »
ASANTE SANA

SQUASHED BANANA
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Re: BEST LION KING CHARACTER
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2010, 07:46:48 PM »
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Re: BEST LION KING CHARACTER
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2010, 07:56:51 PM »
There should have been an option for "any hyena because they are all equally awesome and adorably ridiculous :D"
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Re: BEST LION KING CHARACTER
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2010, 07:59:39 PM »
i'm honestly surprised at all the rafiki love.
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Re: BEST LION KING CHARACTER
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2010, 08:31:30 PM »
He's like Pat Morita, if Pat Morita could summon the spirit of your dead father.

The only way it could be better if is Pat Morita could summon the spirit of his dead father.


Also Scar is not Jeremy Irons you guys.  Jeremy Irons is not a skinny gimp who ultimately got punked by the kid from WarGames and then was eaten by the products of his managerial ineptitude.
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Re: BEST LION KING CHARACTER
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2010, 10:53:45 PM »
Scar had me from the be prepared song.
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Re: BEST LION KING CHARACTER
« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2010, 05:42:01 AM »
If you enjoy The Lion King on any level, do not watch Confused Matthew's review of it. He's the worst kind of troll: he sounds well-reasoned, but his criticism leave most people in a frothing, impotent rage.
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