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Frocto

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Re: Mame High School
« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2010, 08:34:13 PM »

Wonder Momo said, "Oh it is time for the SCHOOL BALL, will I go with PACHINKO MACHINE or SPANKY or CRUNCHTRUCK???? Oh my gosh being the most beautiful girl in school is so hard!!!!"

will be gone for a few days parents divorcing :(
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Re: Mame High School
« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2010, 08:40:50 PM »

Suddenly the door to the school build broke down and there was Spank holding two uzi machine guns in his fins.  "Time to fry everyone!" he clicked menacingly and then he shot all the teachers and the football players and the cheerleaders and he shot Pachinko Machine and Crunchtruck twice and then he killed everyone except Momo, who he raped.  Then he lit the school on fire and said "I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE FRYING A HIGH SCHOOL" and laughed.
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Re: Mame High School
« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2010, 08:44:37 PM »

oh and my parent's aren' divorcing i just wanted attention

NO GODMODING D:<

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"My only regret," sobbed Momo, "Was not coming back as a Vampire... being Reborn as a velvet Chydle Of The Nyghte."
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Re: Mame High School
« Reply #23 on: September 05, 2010, 08:51:35 PM »

Spanky raped Frocto and laughed again.  "HARDY HAL HAL!" he clicked, "HARDY HAL HAL!"
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Re: Mame High School
« Reply #24 on: September 05, 2010, 08:59:06 PM »

Frocto

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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Re: Mame High School
« Reply #25 on: September 05, 2010, 09:01:30 PM »

BRENTEI NO BAKA
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Re: Mame High School
« Reply #26 on: September 05, 2010, 09:39:08 PM »

WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA
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Re: Mame High School
« Reply #27 on: September 05, 2010, 09:42:53 PM »

Spanky who was King of Mame High School now looked down from his throne of human bones and anthro dolphin prostitutes.  "So a new cum all has gotten heal!" he clicks.  "What gifts do you bling for Spanky the Conquer All?!?!"
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Re: Mame High School
« Reply #28 on: September 05, 2010, 10:04:59 PM »

RAVEN MOMO WAKES UP FROM HER EVISCERATION BECAUSE ALL ALONG SHE WAS SECRETLY THE DAUGHTER OF A VAMPYRE AND A FAERIE AND WAS THUS IMMORTAL. SHE WAS CUT IN HALF BY BULLETS BUT SHE GETS BETTER LATER.

"BLACK=ADDER! AX=BATTLER! NOOOOOO!" SHE SAID AS SHE SAW THEIR CRUMPLED CORPSES ON THE FLOOR. SHE COULD FEEL HER DARK, QUIVERING MOIST MOUND VIBRATE SADLY AS SHE WAS STILL SORT OF CONNECTED BY HER INTESTINE.
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Re: Mame High School
« Reply #29 on: September 06, 2010, 12:09:34 AM »



You have awoken as a vampire. This was an unexpected turn of events, but not entirely unpleasant. What would you like to do?

> Find Spanky.



Let's go find that jerk! After all, he raped us, which makes him not much of a buddy at all!

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You confront the dolphin enemy! But first, a little information about dolphin mating habits!

"The gonadal region of the female is located on the ventral posterior portion of the body, where the tail joins the abdominal cavity. This slit includes both the anal and the genital openings. To be entered by the penis of the male, it must be pressed open, as it were, by the entering penis. The female has two mammary slits, one on each side of the genital slit. The nipples obtrude from the slits during suckling by the baby dolphin. The mammary glands themselves are buried deep within the body and extend anteriorly from the slits. The female has a bicornuate uterus, and although reports of single births predominate in the literature, Aristotle refers to the births of twins. Aristotle apparently knew these animals extremely well_we should not really look askance at anything he has related until we have evidence to the contrary; we have been able to corroborate some of his behavioral data which had been discounted by scholars during intervening centuries.

"The testicles of the male are buried in the body, extending anteriorly from the genital slit on each side, and are amazingly large. We have recently dissected an animal in which the testicles were twelve inches long, about two inches in diameter, and cylindrical in shape. The penis of a fully developed male is approximately six inches long, and with eight inches maximum for length. The base, fore and aft, is about four to five inches, and the tip is only a couple of millimeters in diameter.

"When a female and a male dolphin are confined in a relatively small area in captivity, the courting behavior is rather violent. If they are isolated with a movable barrier between them, they will resolve all kinds of problems in order to be together, e.g., opening a gate to gain access to another pool and closing it behind them. As soon as they are together they start pursuit games. The initial phases of this behavior appear violent and can continue for the first 24 hours. If the female is not receptive, the male continues to chase her, exhibits erections, rubs against her, and tries to induce her to accept him. They bite one another, they scratch each other's bodies with their teeth. During the mating procedure; they will develop lesions practically everywhere on their bodies specifically on the flippers, on the back, on the flukes, on the peduncle, and around the head region.


"The erection in the male occurs with extreme rapidity. We have observed and timed it in our own tanks: it is something m the order of three seconds to completion, from the time the penis first appears in the slit. It can collapse almost as rapidly, and it looks almost as if it were being done in a voluntary fashion. It is very easy to condition a dolphin to have an erection. The stimulus, for example, can be a single visual signal. One trainer chose to raise his arm vertically as a signal, and the dolphin would turn over and erect his penis in response. If Elvar, one of our dolphins, is alone and a small ring, about a foot in diameter and an inch thick, is tossed into the water, he will have an erection, with his penis lift it off the bottom and tow it around the tank."


> Battle Spanky.



Well! Now that that's over with, time to...

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Well fuck.
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Re: Mame High School
« Reply #30 on: September 06, 2010, 08:49:11 PM »

Pachinko Sexy Reaction's boobs deflected the bullets, but she hid in a locker because she didn't want her voluptuosness threatened anymore, her boobs were finally safe.
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Re: Mame High School
« Reply #31 on: September 07, 2010, 10:18:16 AM »

The car from street fighter pulling up and Donatello gets out. Beside him an F-1 racer named Falco revs his engine and tips his helmet in a douchey way. Donatello scowls with his turtle lips and flips his bowstaff in a quick circle, slamming it down on Falco's hood and flipping his SuperRacer onto its back. Falco exploding from his driver's side door with a single PAUNCH. They battle, but soon are making out passionately.

The car from Street Fighter sighed and pulls away from the fight, sad to be in a new school with no friends and also that he has had turtle turds in his back seat. He prays no bullies will beat him up today on his first day of high school in this imaginary Japanese town.
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