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i'm fat

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i'm lazy

9 (2.2%)

i'm fat and lazy

8 (2%)

everyone hates me

5 (1.2%)

i hate everyone

6 (1.5%)

there's a rock in my shoe

0 (0%)

there's sand in my vagina

1 (0.2%)

there's sand in my butthole

0 (0%)

i have a stick in my butt

1 (0.2%)

something else in my butt

0 (0%)

guys are jerks

2 (0.5%)

girls are evil

2 (0.5%)

people who paint with a broad brush when discussing gender

6 (1.5%)

nothing i do works out because i sabotage it

11 (2.7%)

nothing i do works out because other people sabotage it

3 (0.7%)

when i was little someone said or did something inappropriate to me or near me and now i drink every night

0 (0%)

rap stars

1 (0.2%)

i'm too negative

9 (2.2%)

i'm overly optimistic

5 (1.2%)

cavities in all my teeth

6 (1.5%)

there's a snake in my boot

2 (0.5%)

they canceled aaah real monsters

1 (0.2%)

self-reflection

8 (2%)

silence makes me uncomfortable

0 (0%)

people are too clingy

0 (0%)

people are too distant

4 (1%)

my parents did something wrong and now it's my problem too

3 (0.7%)

i have a learning disability

3 (0.7%)

emotions are illogical

3 (0.7%)

logic is hard

1 (0.2%)

the bank took my house

0 (0%)

i'm broke

6 (1.5%)

my car sucks and i'm broke

3 (0.7%)

my job sucks, my car sucks and i'm broke

4 (1%)

people who don't drink alcohol and lord it over everyone else

0 (0%)

people who drink alcohol and try to drag me down to their level

2 (0.5%)

people who define life in dichotomies

4 (1%)

i'm shy

7 (1.7%)

i put my foot in my mouth too often

5 (1.2%)

texting

0 (0%)

texting haters

0 (0%)

facebook

4 (1%)

myspace

2 (0.5%)

the internet

4 (1%)

games are too easy

2 (0.5%)

games are too hard

2 (0.5%)

i have no skills

9 (2.2%)

nobody will use my skills

8 (2%)

the bank took my skills

0 (0%)

katrina and oil spills

2 (0.5%)

i used to think melissa joan hart was hot

3 (0.7%)

pokemon got stupid

2 (0.5%)

i'm not getting laid

11 (2.7%)

the other 99 problems

3 (0.7%)

i don't own a nice suit and have a need for one

0 (0%)

my pet hates people

0 (0%)

it's too hot when i sleep

3 (0.7%)

it's too cold when i sleep

0 (0%)

my feet

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my hair

4 (1%)

my face

3 (0.7%)

my body

8 (2%)

my (body part)

2 (0.5%)

guild

5 (1.2%)

a very specific and possibly irrational fear i have to deal with on a daily basis

3 (0.7%)

Poor punctuation, capitalization or spelling.

5 (1.2%)

#finalfight

0 (0%)

the boards

1 (0.2%)

terra's a baby

4 (1%)

sharkey left

3 (0.7%)

thad won't tell me how to vote

1 (0.2%)

kazz is too sexy

8 (2%)

i'm not frocto

3 (0.7%)

i'm brentai

1 (0.2%)

friday won't date me

4 (1%)

werewolf

2 (0.5%)

people play jokes on me

0 (0%)

people don't appreciate my jokes

4 (1%)

i feel guilty about a bad habit, such as eating habits or fingernail biting

4 (1%)

i have a bathroom-related fetish

2 (0.5%)

i'm closeted

0 (0%)

homophobia

1 (0.2%)

the gays/mexicans/spics/wops/jews/japs/lolcats

2 (0.5%)

republicans

9 (2.2%)

democrats

3 (0.7%)

glenn beck

9 (2.2%)

robert de niro

0 (0%)

morgan freeman

0 (0%)

helena bonham carter

1 (0.2%)

you made me racist because i hate lolcats

0 (0%)

tivo has forced ads into my sitcom/drama

0 (0%)

i'm going to die

5 (1.2%)

my co-worker

1 (0.2%)

my underling

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my boss

1 (0.2%)

paying for things

5 (1.2%)

thieves

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noise at night

0 (0%)

social networking in general

3 (0.7%)

i walk funny because my left leg is longer than my right

0 (0%)

there's nothing new under the sun

2 (0.5%)

my sibling(s) is/are more successful than me

3 (0.7%)

my parent(s) is/are ashamed of me

1 (0.2%)

religion

2 (0.5%)

atheism

3 (0.7%)

lost my wallet/keys/purse/phone

0 (0%)

lost my keys

0 (0%)

school

3 (0.7%)

incompetence

6 (1.5%)

steve jobs

0 (0%)

keyboard sand

0 (0%)

i get asked to do things for free that i should be getting paid to do

4 (1%)

setbacks

2 (0.5%)

the feeling of my tongue or finger rubbing against the inside edge of a soda can mouth

1 (0.2%)

backne

4 (1%)

shaving

2 (0.5%)

the color (color)

0 (0%)

people who do imitations of voices from the television (even if they do it well)

0 (0%)

improper use of apostrophe's

9 (2.2%)

nascar

1 (0.2%)

seeds in bread

2 (0.5%)

flakey people

4 (1%)

infomercials

0 (0%)

words like 'infomercials'

3 (0.7%)

fanboys/girls

1 (0.2%)

hand writing anything

4 (1%)

liars

0 (0%)

nostalgia

1 (0.2%)

the fact that fat is fattening, sugar is bad and salt is worse

7 (1.7%)

bossy people

1 (0.2%)

the smell of gasoline

0 (0%)

having to clean my house/room/car

6 (1.5%)

werewolf apathy

5 (1.2%)

jimboys taco house

0 (0%)

i have no beer/drugs/cigarettes/booze/favorite food

3 (0.7%)

option 136

5 (1.2%)

people who curse

0 (0%)

fucking retards

5 (1.2%)

the bar scene

4 (1%)

overmoderation

2 (0.5%)

posting attitudes

4 (1%)

bullshit

3 (0.7%)

nipple hair

4 (1%)

Total Members Voted: 25

[Guild]

wtf is your problem

[Friday]

oh, no question. Kazz is way too sexy

[Bongo Bill]

What's Your Problem?

[Detonator]

I was rejected by the poll twice because there was a maximum of 25 options.



I also want to congratulate Guild because this is legitimately the most interesting topic on the boards.

[François]

Kazz is perfectly sexy because he is exactly as sexy as is required of him at all times.

[Frocto]

I was rejected by the poll twice because there was a maximum of 25 options.

I hit 5. (nothing i do works out because other people sabotage it, I'm not getting laid as much as I'd like, facebook, flakey people and other people are too distant) How do you make it through the day, anyway?

Amusingly, over half of them are a direct result of dealing with Koipond.

[Brentai]

I only have one of the listed problems.

[Detonator]

I was rejected by the poll twice because there was a maximum of 25 options.

I hit 5. (nothing i do works out because other people sabotage it, I'm not getting laid as much as I'd like, facebook, flakey people and other people are too distant) How do you make it through the day, anyway?

Well, a lot of them are just pet peeves and not full-blown problems (plus joke answers).  Also I'm sure I'm one of the less troubled people here, so don't worry about me.

I only have one of the listed problems.

I miss Sharkey too.

[Joxam]

Of what I picked I think the only one that needs explanation is the handwriting anything one. I have CTS so bad I can't write more than like half a page without my hand feeling like its on fire.

[Frocto]

Amusingly, over half of them are a direct result of dealing with Koipond.

The time for your bitching has passed.

[Classic]

He obviously means your (constant, whiny, irritating) bitching about karma.


EDIT:
No, I do not actually give even a fifth of a shit about Frocto commenting on his karma.

[Brentai]

Shut up, Classic.

[Classic]

Frocto's wise enough not to take my bullshit seriously.

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improper use of apostrophe's
 8 (2.4%)

I am part of the problem.

[Mongrel]

Amusingly, over half of them are a direct result of dealing with Koipond.

The time for your bitching has passed.

What a pissant. Yes, I get that you're trying to be cheeky and ironic by quoting my line against me. You know your saying shit like that bugs me, but never mind my personal opinions of friends.

Does you not think that that continuing to bitch about someone months after you've ceased all contact is a bit juvenile? Bringing up Koipond again and blaming your problems on him when he has nothing to do with you anymore and hasn't in a while just seems massively childish to me.

EDIT: It also occurs to me that the last person who ought to be publicly bitching about a single negative karma ding is Frocto.

***

I dunno. I'm one of those people that firmly believes that there comes a point that you have to take responsibility for yourself. Sure, if you're a kid it's okay to blame your parents (or whoever) for your problems if they're responsible, but there comes a point which varies from person to person where you have to take responsibility for your own life and you can no longer blame those people for the shit you're taking.

Even if your parents (or whoever) are still making your life miserable or otherwise causing problems, you can't blame them, because it's not useful.

Look at Teg. Her parents are giving her fits, but is she staying at home and pissing and moaning abut it? No, she's doing the right thing and moving out of a poisonous environment. Even though her parents are currently causing her massive problems even now and will probably continue to be a big pain, she's chosen to take full responsibility for herself and her life will be measureably better for it.

[James Edward Smith]

Wait, Koipond is Fried Octowalker's father? I can't follow these convoluted board dramas anymore.

[R^2]

They repeatedly get into fights everywhere you look. It's like one's a Zubat and one's a Tentacool.

[Mongrel]

Well, the last three paragraphs were actually an attempt to address the topic of this thread.

[R^2]

Kept it down to only 17.

my job sucks, my car sucks and i'm broke

But fifteen of those were for this.

[Kazz]

An Error Has Occurred!

You selected too many options. For this poll, you may only select 25 options.

[Ted Belmont]

I didn't see that problem on the list.