Steam recently acquired some sort of quirky Japanese game(or Doujin as the word translates) for $20! Apparently it is a Mystery Dungeon Style Mega Crawler combined with a
LOLI MERCHANT SIMULATOR! That is right you hire adventurers and then run around dungeons getting TREASURE, THE GREATEST REWARD and then BAM, YOU SELL IT TO CHUMPS FOR MONEY, WHICH IS LIKE AN EQUIVALENT TO THE VALUE TREASURE MIGHT HOLD!
WOW!The whole thing is very cute and charming and hnnnnnnng my heart and the writing is kind of hilarious if you can appreciate the pox of 4chan/SA comedian types stalking around translation teams. If nothing else it's coherent and dedicated English and CAPITALISM, HO!
Aside from the Dungeon Thing being pretty good looking with the tutorial actually being pretty engaging, the item selling aspect is neat-o torpedo. You primarily haggle with folks, arrange items on display around your shop to catch attention, and can get to know specific shoppers and even meet new Adventurer pals through doing so.
If you fuck up your Loli has to live in a cardboard box don't you feel bad.
NOT PLAYING RECETTEAR?
Also I don't actually watch Pawn Star but as I understand it it is about a guy opening a pawn shop in Las Vegas and offering gambling addicts 10% value for their priceless heirlooms because they're impatient idiots who don't understand how economics work. Sounds like my kind of show, honestly!