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Author Topic: The Thing Returns (PT)  (Read 14963 times)

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Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« Reply #160 on: September 20, 2010, 01:45:11 PM »

Blair. Let's get this show on the road.
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Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« Reply #161 on: September 20, 2010, 07:04:02 PM »

Less than 10 hours remain.
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Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« Reply #162 on: September 20, 2010, 08:06:16 PM »

I use my Hammertime.

Blair, use your test.
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Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« Reply #163 on: September 21, 2010, 01:01:12 AM »

He ain't gonna do it Doc. He's one of 'em.
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Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« Reply #164 on: September 21, 2010, 01:17:09 AM »

MacReady.

I throw my dynamite at Blair.
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Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« Reply #165 on: September 21, 2010, 05:15:46 AM »

You... YOU!
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Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« Reply #166 on: September 21, 2010, 05:28:32 AM »

"Don't you understand, I'm much better now," says Blair. "I'm not gonna harm anyone. Don't you understand? I wanna come back inside."

"Yeah, doc," says Copper. "I understand."

"What are you --"

Copper lights the fuse of his dynamite and sticks it through the slot.

Sprinting, he dives for cover in the snow.

You hear Blair yelling. And then screaming. Like no human can.

Blair was a Thing. He had no weapons.

Seven players remain.

R. J. MacReady, Helicopter pilot
Nauls, the station's cook
Palmer, the station's backup helicopter pilot and mechanic
Dr. Copper, the station's physician
George Bennings, the station's meteorologist
Garry, the station commander
Windows, the station's radio operator

5 players are corpses in the cold.

Clark - Human
Norris - Human
Fuchs - Dynamite
Childs - Flamethrower
Blair - Thing

With 7 players left, it takes 4 votes to test.

24 hours remain.
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Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« Reply #167 on: September 21, 2010, 05:35:29 AM »

I want results, gentlemen. I want to see these Things burning and I want to be roasting my marshmallows on the pyre.
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Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« Reply #168 on: September 21, 2010, 05:54:03 AM »

Bennings or Windows are definitely one of those things.  Maybe both of them, but definitely one of them.  I don't feel comfortable about flipping a coin right now though, as down to the wire as we are, so let's talk this one out.  Bennings has absolutely never voted in the entire game, while Windows has consistently argued for the self test and and tried to suss out people's motivations.  Windows has put himself out on the line in a way that if he clams up, it's more obvious that something has changed, and put him into a position that if he gets the self test it would look incredibly suspicious were he not to use it.  Bennings has never voted, something which absolutely screams of talking to stay in the game but never drawing too much attention to oneself.

I haven't been tested, but Nauls, Palmer, Copper, and Garry all have.  That only leaves myself, Bennings, and Windows as potentially being patient zero-two.  So let me rule myself out of that equation, and either way, we get one more guaranteed Thing.  If we manage to blow up three today (including Blair) and flamethrower one tonight, then we can finally sleep easy, but it's gonna require reviewing our already self tested to the best of our damn memories.  And if I'm wrong, then it's going to be impossible for us to blow up three today.

I throw my dynamite at Bennings.  If I'm wrong, well, fuck me with a chainsaw, but I'm an action hero and sometimes gut instinct is all we have.

Besides without Childs to glare meaningfully at in the dead of winter, what do I really have to lose?
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Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« Reply #169 on: September 21, 2010, 06:47:01 AM »

The Thing - Bennings Infection Scene



Bennings was a Thing. He had no weapons.




Six players remain.

R. J. MacReady, Helicopter pilot
Nauls, the station's cook
Palmer, the station's backup helicopter pilot and mechanic
Dr. Copper, the station's physician
Garry, the station commander
Windows, the station's radio operator

Six players are destroyed.

Clark - Human
Norris - Human
Fuchs - Dynamite
Childs - Flamethrower
Blair - Thing
Bennings - Thing

With 6 players left, it takes 4 votes to test.

Less than 24 hours remain.
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Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« Reply #170 on: September 21, 2010, 07:09:10 AM »

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Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« Reply #171 on: September 21, 2010, 07:33:57 AM »

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Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« Reply #172 on: September 21, 2010, 09:43:04 AM »

I dynamite Palmer.
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Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« Reply #173 on: September 21, 2010, 03:39:35 PM »

It's starting to look like... a Triple Dynamite!

Palmer explodes into meaty human chunks. He had no weapons.

Five players are so intense.

R. J. MacReady, Helicopter pilot
Nauls, the station's cook
Dr. Copper, the station's physician
Garry, the station commander
Windows, the station's radio operator

Seven players are what does this mean?!

Clark - Human
Norris - Human
Fuchs - Dynamite
Childs - Flamethrower
Blair - Thing
Bennings - Thing
Palmer - Human

With 5 players left, it takes 3 votes to test.

14 hours remain.
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Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« Reply #174 on: September 21, 2010, 06:04:08 PM »

Uh, I just had something I wanted to check.

HAMMERTIME.
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Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« Reply #175 on: September 21, 2010, 06:23:52 PM »

Shit.
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Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« Reply #176 on: September 21, 2010, 07:01:32 PM »

Man all you crazy crackas and your blowing shit up. Cant we have some peace around here without blowing someone or something up with reason. Well you guys are white so I guess that cant be helped.
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Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« Reply #177 on: September 21, 2010, 07:47:42 PM »

Let's do this.

Copper.
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Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« Reply #178 on: September 21, 2010, 08:28:17 PM »

I'd like to test Nauls.  Obviously, Windows will be bathed in the cleansing flames of cleansing tonight.  They're so fuckin' cleansing.
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Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« Reply #179 on: September 21, 2010, 11:44:44 PM »

Let's do this.

Copper.

You're not fit to command this base. I can see now you never were.

I killed one of those Things while you sat on your hands like a damn fool, and this is how you repay me? You're one of 'em Garry! See if you ain't!
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