Topic: 2012: The Mayans Warned Us Of Stupid Elections (Read 88558 times)

Caithness · « **Reply #1380 on:** November 05, 2012, 09:11:06 PM »

Why can't Joe Biden run? I'd vote for him.

Thad · « **Reply #1381 on:** November 05, 2012, 09:39:43 PM »

I wouldn't, but that's less to do with his reputation as an embarrassing gaffe machine than the point that we might just as well elect Dodd/Rosen and give them root access to all our computers.

Brentai · « **Reply #1382 on:** November 06, 2012, 08:51:30 AM »

Today is the day to let your voice be heard, and then completely ignored!

AMERICA!!!

Classic · « **Reply #1383 on:** November 06, 2012, 08:56:10 AM »

Just vote anyway dammit.

McDohl · « **Reply #1384 on:** November 06, 2012, 09:24:17 AM »

Fox News was squawking about OMG BLACK PaNTHERS outside a polling place.

Someone on twitter said the place served a predominantly elderly African American neighborhood.

Ziiro · « **Reply #1385 on:** November 06, 2012, 03:07:53 PM »

Machine turns vote for Obama into one for Romney
2012 Voting Machines Altering Votes
Homer Simpson tries to vote for Obama

Royal☭ · « **Reply #1386 on:** November 06, 2012, 03:25:36 PM »

I consider that to just be a glitch, because, seriously, why tell the person that you're altering their vote?

Zaratustra · « **Reply #1387 on:** November 06, 2012, 03:29:04 PM »

depending who you paid off in Diebold, that would be easier or harder

McDohl · « **Reply #1388 on:** November 06, 2012, 04:10:57 PM »

Polls just started closing.

Let's do this shit.

Brentai · « **Reply #1389 on:** November 06, 2012, 04:18:24 PM »

can we just not

Bal · « **Reply #1390 on:** November 06, 2012, 04:20:28 PM »

I'm just mixing alcohol and anxiety medication until Obama wins or my liver gives out.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #1391 on:** November 06, 2012, 04:22:19 PM »

The polls for Romney right now have him at 67% to Obama's paltry showing at 47%. I see no reason to believe that Kentucky will not lead the nation, so I'm calling this as a blowout for Romney. A dark day for Democracy.

Thad · « **Reply #1392 on:** November 06, 2012, 04:31:13 PM »

Quote from: McDohl on November 06, 2012, 04:10:57 PM

Let's do this shit.

We doing the IRC thing?

Watching the news. Apparently Latinos are being given provisional ballots in wildly disproportionate numbers. Quelle surprise.

Brentai · « **Reply #1393 on:** November 06, 2012, 04:38:25 PM »

Quote from: Constantine on November 06, 2012, 04:22:19 PM

The polls for Romney right now have him at 67% to Obama's paltry showing at 47%.

I KNEW it! You've been an undercover Fox News reporter ALL ALONG!

Thad · « **Reply #1394 on:** November 06, 2012, 04:46:02 PM »

The number of provisional ballots means we probably won't see Arpaio/Penzone determined tonight.

Ziiro · « **Reply #1395 on:** November 06, 2012, 04:48:26 PM »

I have some liquor in my desk for just such an occasion

Thad · « **Reply #1396 on:** November 06, 2012, 04:48:53 PM »

...Brokaw is recapping the entire past year and a half of the campaign. It's like having to go through the fucking boss gauntlet before Dr. Wily.

...I think I'm going to grab my PSP.

Rico · « **Reply #1397 on:** November 06, 2012, 05:02:28 PM »

Quote from: Bal on November 06, 2012, 04:20:28 PM

I'm just mixing alcohol and anxiety medication until Obama wins or my liver gives out.

occasionally I forget we're actually the same person, but there's always something there to remind me.

Thad · « **Reply #1398 on:** November 06, 2012, 05:05:10 PM »

I bought a whole case of Dead Guy at Costco today.

Thad · « **Reply #1399 on:** November 06, 2012, 05:59:40 PM »

Brewer is on TV right now. I would take a drink every time she says "[Republican candidate] believes in the rule of law", but then I'd have to change my name to Brewer. Or Drinkwine.

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