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Post here about where you play and why others should go there. I'll update it something something once a day at least?

Doom: Moon Guard - Ahku, Madaraki
Horde
Join channel forsoothgoons and mention you know Doomykins.

Enjoyable presence of new bffs from RP troll guild in SA. Coincidentally and inexplicably friends with one of the best guilds on the server... but full of charming folks who play their class well anyway and enough of them that we're excited about 10 man raiding in Cataclysm.

Joxam, Smiler, Mali: Korgath Darkan, Ubermensch, Naitro, Freewins
Horde

Words about Korgath.

The LB: Dethecus - Bal(Greez), Rico, norn, everyone else
Horde

Dethecus is your classic example of an old, runty PvP server: everybody's an asshole but there's a creamy nougat center of people who are really good at the game. I'd say the primary appeal here is finding that center and hanging out with Legitimate Businessmen survivors, universally rad dudes. Don't reroll here unless you're really confident in why you're doing so.

jsnlxndrlv: Fizzcrank - jsnlxndrlv@gmail.com
Horde

It's jsnlxdrlv playing with his friends on a server.

[Bal]

Greez, Marksman Hunter on Dethecus as was foretold in the ancient scrolls. Not strictly speaking IN LB at the moment, but slowly turning our current guild more and more into LB, sort of like cancer converting the surrounding cells.

[Joxam]

William, Smiler and myself, along with a lot of the people you guys have played LoL with, with us, play on Korgath PVP. Its got your standard PVP server problems (assholes, assholes and more assholes) but we've carved out a hell of a 10 man raiding guild that is going to be ecstatic when 10 man content is standard tier.

My characters are Darkan (shadow/holy priest raid healer and DPS), Ubermensch (Survival/Beast Mastery Hunter raid DPS), Naitro (Arcane/Fire mage raid DPS) and Freewins (Prot/Holy Paladin raid healer and tank)

[Rico]

Greez, Marksman Hunter on Dethecus as was foretold in the ancient scrolls. Not strictly speaking IN LB at the moment, but slowly turning our current guild more and more into LB, sort of like cancer converting the surrounding cells.

We should really just go all the way.  Order is a terrible guild name, and ORDER doubly so.
Fighting Mongoose 10 is full up, but baddie 25 or a theoretical 10 A would be possible.  I really advise against rerolling on Dethecus, though, unless you're very aware of what you're doing.  It rarely ends well.

[Bal]

Am I even in the Fighting Mongooses group? I was for awhile, but then you were taking someone else, and I didn't really care because ten man zzz. Anyway, Ghaz even hangs out in our secret tree fort now. Should just switch back over to LB and bring everyone cool.

[Rico]

I'll try and get some blackmail info on sordee when he's in the area next month so you can jump in our universe box.

[Malikial]

I'm very good at raid tanking and healing but as James said, we have a solid ten man group on our server that I'm probably not going to want to be leaving on Korgath, I'm hoping smiler can get a couple 85s in Cata so he can start raiding, he'd be an asset to any gaming group what with his being more aware than a shoe box.

I mean, I might roll or transfer something later for some funs but I've got my shit on lock-down for Cataclysm I think.

[Pacobird]

i r teh bgz

People have alts, people miss the main run, whatever.  I plan on reprising my 3.3 role as "the guy who organizes your shitty, no-progress alt run where we drink and secretly complain about people in the 25-man group".

Mostly, though, I am interested in Rated Battlegrounds because I'm convinced I'm the only person in WoW who remembers that once upon a time, people actually played the game for premade-v-premade and hashed out strategies for each BG.  Strategies that still work, and still fuck any team that doesn't completely outclass you 10 times out of 10.

[Doom]

Moon Guard update.

I am now trying to lead the Goon players to become an actual raiding and BG presence in Cataclysm. We're <Gold Knuckles>, the future Goblin FIST OF OPULENCE.

Had a testing raid tonight to farm dumbchievements in Ulduar. Got eight of 'em. I'm just glad there are other people who play this game to have fun instead of only grinding the most current content. Good times!

[Burrito Al Pastor]

I'm just glad there are other people who play this game to have fun instead of only grinding the most current content. Good times!

And this is a guild of people who tend to think along these lines?

Well shit, man. You've sold me. I no longer have any extant connections to my old server, so it sounds like I'll be rolling my new characters on Moon Guard... and if you guys could use a shadowpriest, I just my transfer my main, too.

[Doom]

Things are very casual and we are more dedicated to shenanigans(especially RP) and good times than high ilevels, although I will be driving to take the competent player base to Cataclysm content.

We went to ICC10 two weeks ago and apparently everybody loves when I do this:

Alright, this is Lord Marrowgar. He is a heavy metal band album, so when he starts to spin and rock out, resist the urge to join him and headbang. He will be radiating exploding bones.

For Lady Deathwhisper, you will alternate between DPSing Mai Waifu and her unworthy suitors.

During the Gunship fight, giant circles will appear under your feet followed by mortar rounds. If you get hit by a mortar, High Overlord Saurfang will kick you out of the Horde.

OK for this fight with Saurfang he will occasionally cut himself to let the pain out, do not let the pain reach you I do not have time for moping.

We will now be clearing the pulls to Rot-faÇe and Festerguy, these are some special needs children Professor Farnsworth keeps for tax reasons.

Professor Farnsworth is trying to quench his thirst, he will summon Lemon and Lime balls to do that. DPS one when it spawns, if we leave them up too long they will keep spawning and Lemon+Lime = Sprite, forcing the raid to obey it's thirst and wipe. Also he will throw Mt. Dew everywhere, don't stand in it or you'll become fat.

We will now be pulling Nosferatu, Chocula and Edward...

Ok, now when we pull Mai Waifu..

"Wasn't Deathwhisper your waifu?"

That was before I laid my eyes upon the vampire queen. Anyways, this fight...

When we went to Ulduar, I kept going at it.

Alright, this is the Razorscale fight... up there is a giant flying puppy, and we've got to adopt that puppy! But the corrupt owners of the puppy adoption orphanarium don't want us to! When they burst out of the ground, you've got to kill the Vrykul's first, because they're the most sinister! They tie ladies to train tracks and shit! Then the Dwarves, from Melee to Casty. Casty Dwarves.. not so sinister. Content to merely twirl their mustaches.

As our Hunter coaxes the puppy down with leashes, we will have a few moments to pet the puppy and convince it to ground. We get an achievement if we don't let the puppy scamper off more than once! I will pop Bloodlust on the first down and call for shift in DPS, go wild on DPS.

And so on. The Assembly of Iron was a call to patriotism from Glenn Beck and Stephen Colbert, to usurp incumbent senate seats. The Hodir Fight was BLIZZARD SAVES SANTA.

Our original intention was to get "dumb" achievements, such as..

[Unbroken]
[Stokin' The Furnace] Drake!
[Quick Shave]
[With Open Arms]
[But I'm On Your Side]
[I Choose You, Runemaster Molgiem]
[Crazy Cat Lady] Drake!

So all in all a pretty fun night. I think next week I'll drive for an ICC10 full clear just for consolation Kingslayers.

[Cthulhu-chan]

You sound like the best raid leader I've ever heard of.

[Friday]

Professor Farnsworth is trying to quench his thirst, he will summon Lemon and Lime balls to do that. DPS one when it spawns, if we leave them up too long they will keep spawning and Lemon+Lime = Sprite, forcing the raid to obey it's thirst and wipe. Also he will throw Mt. Dew everywhere, don't stand in it or you'll become fat.

amazing

[Norondor]

doom stop tempting me to roll on moon g-

wait what's that, there's no room for me in ORDER and also moon guard isn't a pvp server? well how about that

[Envy]

Doom is the best guild leader.

[Bal]

Except there IS room for you in ORDEr, you're just an insecure loony toon.

[Norondor]

you guys have enough for a core group of goodie 10s without me to either tank or heal c/d

[Bal]

ORDER has never taken 10s seriously, and we still don't.

[Norondor]

if you already have a 25-man raid group, then by definition there is no room for johnny-come-latelies

[Rico]

Are you some kind of dumby mcdumberton? 25 man raiding always needs spare bodies except for the very first week of a content patch.