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Should the time limit gradually shrink?

No, keep it at 8 hours until there's a winner.
- 5 (35.7%)
Yes, at a certain page (20 or 25) it should go down to 6 hours, then later on (40 or 50), 4.
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Yes, some other idea.
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Total Members Voted: 14

Voting closed: October 31, 2010, 11:43:35 PM


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Re: Brontolympic Active Game
« Reply #840 on: November 12, 2010, 10:09:06 PM »

Having all these leftover potatoes and brisket has been pretty easy on the budget, but jesus christ are Julie and I getting gassy. Pretty sure I've mentioned this already. It's only gotten worse since then.

Man. I have had some awful sulfurous flatus lately. Just remember. The sign of true love/commitment is being able to survive one another's awful reek.
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Re: Brontolympic Active Game
« Reply #841 on: November 12, 2010, 11:07:06 PM »

Your not going to win this classic!
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Re: Brontolympic Active Game
« Reply #842 on: November 12, 2010, 11:13:21 PM »

Convinced another person to buy Minecraft.
Can't they see what it does to me? Why do they want the same?
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Re: Brontolympic Active Game
« Reply #843 on: November 13, 2010, 03:39:58 AM »

Why did you convince them then.
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Re: Brontolympic Active Game
« Reply #844 on: November 13, 2010, 03:42:20 AM »

Some people just can't help being sexy and persuasive.
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Re: Brontolympic Active Game
« Reply #845 on: November 13, 2010, 04:45:48 AM »

I have no memory of going to bed last night. I remember lying down, watching The Office, and there were cats, and suddenly I woke up in bed.
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Re: Brontolympic Active Game
« Reply #846 on: November 13, 2010, 05:00:42 AM »

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Re: Brontolympic Active Game
« Reply #847 on: November 13, 2010, 06:49:17 AM »

I've had that before.
I think I lost about 10 hours all told.

Was after a pretty intense 40 hour day.
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Re: Brontolympic Active Game
« Reply #848 on: November 13, 2010, 08:22:43 AM »

Silly Classic, days aren't forty hours.
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Re: Brontolympic Active Game
« Reply #849 on: November 13, 2010, 08:37:51 AM »

Why did you convince them then.

It was Minecraft or WoW.
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Re: Brontolympic Active Game
« Reply #850 on: November 13, 2010, 09:03:45 AM »

Well both are addictive and fun.
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Re: Brontolympic Active Game
« Reply #851 on: November 13, 2010, 10:42:29 AM »

But does Minecraft gnaw on your wallet like a ravenous squirrel?
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Re: Brontolympic Active Game
« Reply #852 on: November 13, 2010, 11:10:55 AM »

WoW doesnt make a big dent on my wallet. What do I need that 15 for? I guess I could buy a candy bar a day or something but that would be counter productive.
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Re: Brontolympic Active Game
« Reply #853 on: November 13, 2010, 04:10:07 PM »

what is worse

i have no hands and i must fap

or

i have no dong and i must bone
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Re: Brontolympic Active Game
« Reply #854 on: November 13, 2010, 04:36:15 PM »

To be without a dong, for me, would mean letting my boning partner down.
I can concieve of scenarios where this would not hold true, but I do not expect many such encounters to occur.
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Re: Brontolympic Active Game
« Reply #855 on: November 13, 2010, 04:41:11 PM »

but if you have no hands then many aspects of your daily life become difficult in situations where the dong is not a socially or mechanically appropriate substitute

and in the bedroom, regarding partner satisfaction, many women report having difficulty reaching orgasm from genital-to-genital intercourse alone, in which case hands can also be more useful

this is a deeper question than is first apparent
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Re: Brontolympic Active Game
« Reply #856 on: November 13, 2010, 04:55:08 PM »

Yeah, having no hands is always the worse situation. If you really must fap, and you have no dong, and you're not female, there's still prostate palpitation.
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Re: Brontolympic Active Game
« Reply #857 on: November 13, 2010, 04:57:20 PM »

yeah plus have you ever tried to press like an elevator button with your dong

it's not easy

plus other people have put their fingers on there, that is gross
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Re: Brontolympic Active Game
« Reply #858 on: November 13, 2010, 06:33:12 PM »

Francois made me laugh
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Re: Brontolympic Active Game
« Reply #859 on: November 13, 2010, 07:09:50 PM »

Mrshmallow duel is awesome
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