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Re: News from the North
« Reply #700 on: September 05, 2012, 04:21:04 PM »

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'This is just my personal interest, it does not benefit the city in any way' -- Mayor Ford on why he was not in conflict.
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Ford's stated reasons for ignoring warnings include: Being sure he was right; being political enemies with the people doing the warning.
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Ruby: "Did you understand the words as you were speaking them?" Ford: "No."

Wow.

Oh wow.

I... uh.

Huh.

Suitcase full of body parts found in lake Ontario.

Oh come on! What the hell is going ON here?!?

Dang, with any luck this is the same killer as the last one.
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Re: News from the North
« Reply #701 on: September 05, 2012, 04:34:51 PM »

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'This is just my personal interest, it does not benefit the city in any way' -- Mayor Ford on why he was not in conflict.
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Ford's stated reasons for ignoring warnings include: Being sure he was right; being political enemies with the people doing the warning.
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Ruby: "Did you understand the words as you were speaking them?" Ford: "No."

Wow.

Oh wow.

I... uh.

Huh.


Yeah, that whole transcript is just amazing. I was just coming to post the bit about "Did you understand the words as you were speaking them?" Ford: "No."

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Re: News from the North
« Reply #702 on: September 05, 2012, 05:50:54 PM »

Do you understand the words that are coming out of your mouth???
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Re: News from the North
« Reply #703 on: September 06, 2012, 08:27:38 AM »

Today's Ford feed

Nothing especially amazing yet, other than "Mayor Ford: A man too stupid to play dumb".
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Re: News from the North
« Reply #704 on: September 07, 2012, 06:24:22 AM »

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Re: News from the North
« Reply #705 on: September 26, 2012, 07:03:46 AM »

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Re: News from the North
« Reply #706 on: September 26, 2012, 07:37:18 AM »

He's got some big strengths and he's got big weaknesses. But who else have they got, really?
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Re: News from the North
« Reply #707 on: October 15, 2012, 03:45:58 PM »

Wow... Dalton McGuinty just resigned with no warning.
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Re: News from the North
« Reply #708 on: October 15, 2012, 04:20:06 PM »

what
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Re: News from the North
« Reply #709 on: October 24, 2012, 11:49:25 AM »

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Re: News from the North
« Reply #710 on: October 24, 2012, 12:21:30 PM »

Soon, a new class of politician emerged: The Wedding Chaser.

Slinking through shadows, chasing "just married" cars. These hungry, opportunistic men began to stalk unsuspecting newlyweds, not just to their weddings, but to the honeymoon after. Emerging from hot tubs, private beaches, from under heart shaped beds. The photo ops were brief and vicious. A blinding flash of camera. A swift and brutal pat on the back. A wolfish smile. A few quick murmured words, more noise than language. And then they were gone, off to seek new prey.
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Re: News from the North
« Reply #711 on: October 24, 2012, 12:35:40 PM »

I'd chase him off. I'd literally run after him to put my shoe up his ass until he made it all the way back to his limo. Let's see his goons stop me. "Bodyguards beat up groom after bizarre PM attempt to ruin wedding photo", how's that for PR, Steve.
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Re: News from the North
« Reply #712 on: November 05, 2012, 06:15:39 PM »

http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/11/04/ttcs-reputation-damaged-after-buses-rerouted-for-high-school-football-team-ceo/

So you remember Rob Ford's football team? Apparently they got into a fight and then the police made a TTC bus leave its passengers behind so it could pick them up.
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Re: News from the North
« Reply #713 on: November 12, 2012, 04:07:42 PM »

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Re: News from the North
« Reply #715 on: November 19, 2012, 08:10:39 PM »

I don't have a very strong opinion regarding that law either way, but I must admit a positive bias towards anything that pisses off Wal-Mart.

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If I was the owner of Walmart, Costco or the Gap, I would close down every single store in that province.

Could you? Please please please please please avec une cerise dessus! :cake:
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Re: News from the North
« Reply #716 on: November 19, 2012, 09:31:08 PM »

An amusing tid-bit from a sideshow to the ongoing construction/government corruption inquiries in Quebec:

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Re: News from the North
« Reply #717 on: November 19, 2012, 09:41:32 PM »

how does that even
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Re: News from the North
« Reply #718 on: November 19, 2012, 09:41:44 PM »

"But we nailed a stripy sign to it! If they run into it anyway it's their own damn fault!"
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Re: News from the North
« Reply #719 on: November 19, 2012, 09:45:16 PM »

The best part (other than the picture itself) was this one guy in the comments who's all like "This is an obvious photoshop! Another example of horribly biased journalism!"
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