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[R^2]

Next time, beat the last boss with a Magikarp Pixie. 

Masterfully played, sir.

[Classic]

Now that you've saved tokyo DisneyLand, what are you going to do next!?

[Brentai]

Otoh I just realized we plunged the world into Libertarianism.

[François]

Next time, beat the last boss with a Magikarp Pixie. 

Just a Pixie? I don't think so. With a Pixie alive at the end of battle? It might be possible, if you can give Incense to demons, and I'm not sure that you can. Anything Michael does will one-shot a Pixie, but if Indrajit (or Oberon) and Senko have enough Speed to go before he does every turn then they can defend against everything he can can do. Unless he uses Critical on Pixie. Or if Megidoraon blasts right through Makala-karn, which it might, I'm not sure. But I suppose it could be done!

If you're crazy.

Now that you've saved tokyo DisneyLand, what are you going to do next!?

Thinkin' 'bout SMTII, and then bitch-slapping myself for thinking about SMTII. Then thinkin' 'bout SMTII some more, etc. etc. This circle is vicious, painful and circular.

Otoh I just realized we plunged the world into Libertarianism.

For my money that's still better than theocracy.

Going into SMTII, I hear that the Neutral ending is canon, whatever it is exactly. But the backstory still goes something like "peace was achieved for a time, but then the Mesians took over and built the Thousand Year Kingdom anyway", so I think we got the only ending that makes SMTII impossible, and therefore we can only assume everyone lives on happily ever after.

[Classic]

The lawful ending to SMT is not quite what you picture. Think a second apocalypse only the bomb is YHWH.

As far as I can tell, in the neutral ending you basically decide against joining any existing power structures and establishing your own. Also, all of those chaos demons you got for free? You slaughter them instead.

[François]

So:
-Law = everyone dies
-Neutral = things are okay for a while but then they get so bad it takes a sequel to fix them up
-Chaos = forever

I can get behind that.

[Classic]

Everyone who doesn't believe in YHWH and his laws dies.
Chaos= Strength is everything. Your strength is the only thing preserving the world.

Actually, if you do play SMT2, law is the only ending that's impossible to be canon for reasons that would be spoilers.

[Brentai]

Ok well according to YouTube the Law ending of SMT1 is basically some guy telling you "You're Jesus now, go preach to people until the entire world is Christian."

I suspect the untold epilogue to the Chaos path is the world maintaining some sort of anarchist equilibrium for about a decade until someone deciding to nuke it again settling the fuck down because seriously it's just a series of tiny islands now thanks to that jerkass JAVA.

The Legend of Zelda : Windwaker "Ocean"

[François]

oh my

ozawa

flip two letters and

osama

[Brentai]

You went full cowboy on his ass.

After he went full frontal on yours, of course.

[François]

Of course, what the US military isn't telling us is that he was on the verge of completing the summoning ritual to bring Majin Allah into this world.

i almost said jashin allah but that would have been over the edge wouldn't it

[Classic]

I've often wondered what kind of a game the SMT team would make if they had to talk about being American.

[Mothra]

Shin Megami Tensei (SNES): Creepy reset glitch

[François]

Oh hey, I'm glad I'm done with this game so my subconscious doesn't have to worry about that happening randomly while I play.