so uh this post is probably more appropriate for the Ultra-Cata thread but that is currently devoted to arguing about heroics so
THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF SEXYLOCK
DAY 10
It's been 15 years and the calm has ended. Sin has returned and I had to put an octopus on my head to talk to my dad! I guess he's pretty mad at me cause he's holding shift when he talks
DAY 11
I found a ghost submarine! I get on it and for a second I think I can see people, real people, some of them familiar, and then they all fade to nothingness and I am left alone. So alone. And I'm running out of air. The submarine circles a rift in the world endlessly. The only sound is my own sobbing until I suffocate.
DAY 12
Thrall's balls! I think Thrall is stuck in his casting animation. I suggested he try logging out and then back in but he ignored me. I hate that bug.
DAY 13
oh my gosh I went to the underworld! I am looking for the sylph cave cause I think Yang might be there. I will have to tell Rydia if I find it so she can get the summon. I think she's mad at me though because I was standing next to this guy I was selling some stuff to and she stabbed me. Then a bunch of guards from Baron showed up and killed Rydia! I tried to protect her but for some reason I couldn't target them
DAY 14
What?! What is this. I hope this isn't Deathwing's blood. I'll be examining this.
Run, Rydia! He's insane!
DAY 15
I got attacked by a bear! I don't know what his deal was but when I killed him he turned into a werewolf. I'm pretty sure that's a bug
DAY 16
That same bear came back! I guess he's mad he can't find any trees down here
DAY 17
I got a new spell at level 83! This spell is called You don't have any more hotkeys because seriously. I am considering suicide