Topic: MY CHARACTER IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER (Read 8357 times)

Pacobird · « **Reply #20 on:** December 09, 2010, 05:07:58 PM »

My favorite Doom character was the DnD Zombie he made that looked like Kirsten Dunst.

Niku · « **Reply #21 on:** December 12, 2010, 05:21:23 PM »

most windriders can only maul your face off savagely in the air or on the land

there will be no escape from my new and 33% more terrifying brood

Smiler · « **Reply #22 on:** December 13, 2010, 11:51:32 AM »

So uh I got the Stonecore mount.

What?

Friday · « **Reply #23 on:** December 13, 2010, 12:24:59 PM »

In Soviet Kalimdor etc

Meikai · « **Reply #24 on:** December 13, 2010, 06:14:18 PM »

Where is that how do I get it I want it Smiler what how tellllll meeeeee.

Please.

Envy · « **Reply #25 on:** December 13, 2010, 11:30:48 PM »

Quote from: Meikai on December 13, 2010, 06:14:18 PM

Where is that how do I get it I want it Smiler what how tellllll meeeeee.

Please.

Quote from: Smiler on December 13, 2010, 11:51:32 AM

So uh I got the Stonecore mount.

Smiler · « **Reply #26 on:** December 14, 2010, 07:57:32 AM »

Drops from the dragon boss in Stonecore. Good luck getting it, because according to the pubbie healer we had, it is a 1% drop.

Bal · « **Reply #27 on:** December 14, 2010, 09:27:15 AM »

Dragon boss in Vortex Pinnacle drops one too. A wind drake, obviously.

Niku · « **Reply #28 on:** December 14, 2010, 02:08:04 PM »

They're basically the new Blue Proto-Drakes.

Bal · « **Reply #29 on:** December 14, 2010, 02:58:00 PM »

But they've got a new hat

Niku · « **Reply #30 on:** December 14, 2010, 03:00:48 PM »

It is kinda tragic to me that WotLK got new and amazing looking flying mount reward standards, and Cataclysm gets .. the same old goddamn drake model with some spikes stuck to it. here's to 4.1 i guess.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #31 on:** December 14, 2010, 03:28:50 PM »

Naga mounts in 4.1

Bal · « **Reply #32 on:** December 14, 2010, 03:30:54 PM »

The stonescale and wind drakes are actually whole new models if you take a close look at them, but they're definitely drakes. Actually the re-skinned proto-drakes so many times that there are actually more skins of those than drakes now, so I'm not bother if they put in some really good, high polycount/texture resolution models that use regular drake animations. They're running out of things that fly anyway.

Niku · « **Reply #33 on:** December 14, 2010, 03:39:58 PM »

WASPS

And yeah it's mostly that I hate the regular drake animation and posture. It's not that I hate dragons in general or anything dragons are cool, but they at least made a NEW dragon for TBC and WotLK.

Friday · « **Reply #34 on:** December 16, 2010, 12:57:47 PM »

so uh this post is probably more appropriate for the Ultra-Cata thread but that is currently devoted to arguing about heroics so

THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF SEXYLOCK

DAY 10

It's been 15 years and the calm has ended. Sin has returned and I had to put an octopus on my head to talk to my dad! I guess he's pretty mad at me cause he's holding shift when he talks

DAY 11

I found a ghost submarine! I get on it and for a second I think I can see people, real people, some of them familiar, and then they all fade to nothingness and I am left alone. So alone. And I'm running out of air. The submarine circles a rift in the world endlessly. The only sound is my own sobbing until I suffocate.

DAY 12

Thrall's balls! I think Thrall is stuck in his casting animation. I suggested he try logging out and then back in but he ignored me. I hate that bug.

DAY 13

oh my gosh I went to the underworld! I am looking for the sylph cave cause I think Yang might be there. I will have to tell Rydia if I find it so she can get the summon. I think she's mad at me though because I was standing next to this guy I was selling some stuff to and she stabbed me. Then a bunch of guards from Baron showed up and killed Rydia! I tried to protect her but for some reason I couldn't target them

DAY 14

What?! What is this. I hope this isn't Deathwing's blood. I'll be examining this.

Run, Rydia! He's insane!

DAY 15

I got attacked by a bear! I don't know what his deal was but when I killed him he turned into a werewolf. I'm pretty sure that's a bug

DAY 16

That same bear came back! I guess he's mad he can't find any trees down here

DAY 17

I got a new spell at level 83! This spell is called You don't have any more hotkeys because seriously. I am considering suicide

A² · « **Reply #35 on:** December 16, 2010, 01:09:35 PM »

I honestly would not mind more flying creatures. Maybe even branch out into the silly. And by silly I mean retarded.

Elemental Mounts. It's a fucking tornado or something for Air. Or a gigantic ball of fire a la the katamari quest as a mount.

re: friday: http://wow.curse.com/downloads/wow-addons/details/opie.aspx This basically let me remove one entire action bar off my screen. Also hints of Secret of Mana, so double plus bonus. Mouse4 is teleport, Mouse5 is Armor, Gem, Vending Machine, CTRL+` is portal, CTRL+T is tradeskill, and middle mouse button is "Engineer Toys"

Friday · « **Reply #36 on:** December 19, 2010, 09:09:47 AM »

DAY 18

Just found the second shard for this pillar Deathwing broke. I guess he forgot about collision lol. i don't blame him fucking buggy shit

anyway i just got sent to do some quests for some rock elementals and i guess i just earned an audience with their mother or whatev HOLY SHIT JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT OH GOD JESUS CHRIST MY EYES OH JESUS GET IT AWAY OH JESUS CHRIST PLEASE GOD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

DAY 19

FUCKING JESUS CHRIST OH GOD HOLY SHIT GET AWAY FROM ME JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOLY GODDAMN SHIT FUCKING CHRIST JESUS

DAY 20

OH JESUS CHRIST SHE WANTS ME TO DO DAILIES FOR HER CHRIST JESUS NO OH GOD I NEED THE SHOULDER ENCHANT FUCKING CHRIST I CAN'T TAKE IT I CAN'T LOOK AT HER EVERY DAY NO JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE A CRUEL GOD

DAY 21

haha she's mad i killed her daughter WELL IT WAS A PUBLIC SERVICE

DAY 22

I've been ambushed and sold into slavery! Luckily they forgot to take any of our stuff so we just blew the door off its hinges. I wish I would have thought of that before the 16 consecutive hours of rape though

DAY 23

Man I sure do love cinematics! Especially when they just show me a blank wall for 5 minutes and then I read the dialog in the log afterward! They have cinematics for everything now! Even two people talking has become something worth doing a cinematic for!

DAY 24

Lost in desert. Camels. Scorpids. Sand. So thirsty.

DAY 25

Still lost. Sandstorm. I killed my felhunter and hollowed him out to take shelter. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside. So thirsty. God damn it's itchy in here.

DAY 26

The endless sands mock me. I thought I saw one of the quest mobs I needed, riding a camel, but it turned out to just be that fucking bear again

killed him

DAY 27

Itchy. Thirsty.

DAY 28

Salvation at last. As I turned in these quests I wondered briefly if it was worth it. If having mobs be spread out several miles apart in the vast featureless desert is a good design choice. Then I remembered all the good times I've had questing elsewhere. Maybe those times will come again. Like when I helped kill the naga in the underwater ruins. Or when I did some quests for those earth ele OH JESUS CHRIST CHRIST JESUS

DAY 29

I helped some newb kill some hyenas. I have killed so many hyenas over 84 levels that I guess the only thing left is to teach others. Then he turned out to be able to command lions? fucking what

DAY 30

I have committed genocide against the gnome race, and it was the most fun I have ever had. DA NA NA

DAY 31

Survived a nuclear explosion by hiding in a wooden chest. this is not the movie you need to be referencing

DAY 32

oh sweet nazis in wow

DAY 33

Ding! 85! It's been a long road but now I can finally leave behind these marvelous new zones and concentrate on the actual game. Well I guess I still have to go back to the underworld to do my da OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Metal Slime · « **Reply #37 on:** December 20, 2010, 09:16:15 AM »

Remember me, Friday?! When I killed your brother...I looked...just...like...THIIIS!

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #38 on:** December 20, 2010, 10:13:08 AM »

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Rico · « **Reply #39 on:** December 20, 2010, 12:14:44 PM »

Quote from: Friday on December 16, 2010, 12:57:47 PM

DAY 13

oh my gosh I went to the underworld! I am looking for the sylph cave cause I think Yang might be there. I will have to tell Rydia if I find it so she can get the summon. I think she's mad at me though because I was standing next to this guy I was selling some stuff to and she stabbed me. Then a bunch of guards from Baron showed up and killed Rydia! I tried to protect her but for some reason I couldn't target them

BONUS FINAL FANTASY IV POINTS:
In the Stonecore, there are mobs that cast Quake. For the first time ever in WoW, you can avoid the damage by jumping and being in the air when the cast completes.

Alternately, you can have Rosa Float your entire party and it totally works just as if you've jumped. Is totally sweet.

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