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Re: MY CHARACTER IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER
« Reply #60 on: March 03, 2011, 09:03:42 AM »

Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day (HD)

Today saw my first Alterac Valley victory (read: first time my entire team didn't just try to rush the Alliance last point and realize all our stuff is gone before they can actually cap it) and one of the best turn-arounds I've seen in a BG in Gilneas, in large part to Smiler and me leading an assault on the waterworks followed by myself and a single (astoundingly good) warlock keeping most of the other team busy at the lighthouse for a good half of the match.

Before any of that though, I was hanging around Undercity when Alliance started to attack. Thinking it was a huge group trying to take out Sylvanas I proposition trade chat for help but lol trade chat the general consensus is "we're not there, it's not our problem". Finally I run into them, and it turns out to just be a group of five guys hanging out at the entrance to the elevators, catching people trying to go into the city that aren't unflagged yet.

Being a rogue, I do what rogues do best when they're outnumbered, and annoyed the hell out of them. Everything from jumping into the group and dancing on each of them while unflagged to standard sap and runs, until basically the entire hall is flooded with AoE at all times. At one point I'm able to get the paladin on his lonesome and get him bubbled and trying to lead me back to his friends, but I get him down one of the other elevator halls and while the guards keep him distracted I explode all over his back, taking him out.

Next the mage. A while back I picked up the [Highborne Soul Mirror] from archaeology and immediately saw its PvP potential (it makes a ghosted replica of you, nearly the same opacity as when you see through stealth) but never had a chance to use it. It ended up working as perfectly as I could have hoped. After taking out the paladin the mage blinks over towards me. Stealth, round the corner, throw up the image, vanish. He follows around and blows every cooldown he has and AoEs the fuck out of all the nothing, thinking he got me off-guard. Turns out mages with no protection or mana aren't very hard to kill.

Throughout the whole time the hunter with them was the most annoyed at my antics. /spit spamming at my dancing and throwing flares everywhere constantly when I was sapping. So of course when it was down to him and two healers he was my focus for sap abuse. Watching the elevator timing and his (figurative) rage meter I finally cheap shot him and gun it. Popping a trinket to chase me, determined to stop me from escaping after my obvious slip-up he darts into the elevator with me, leaving his friends and even his pet behind. Only one of us stepped out at the bottom.

Unfortunately the druid hearthed out and it seemed like too obvious a trap for me to jump on him, but I did catch the priest on his own trying to take out Brill quest givers, all-in-all it was good tiiiiiiiiiiiiiimes.
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Re: MY CHARACTER IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER
« Reply #61 on: March 03, 2011, 10:49:25 AM »

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Re: MY CHARACTER IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER
« Reply #62 on: March 26, 2011, 06:29:19 PM »



fucking niku every time he posts it's just a big purple blob
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Re: MY CHARACTER IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER
« Reply #63 on: March 28, 2011, 03:02:15 PM »

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Re: MY CHARACTER IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER
« Reply #64 on: September 01, 2012, 07:02:03 PM »

WHY AM I EVEN FUCKING STAYING HERE FOR RAGNAROS

WE JUST FINISHED OFF OUR LAST T12 ACHIEVEMENT AND WE GOT OUR PURPLE FIRE BIRDS

RAGNAROS IS JUST A WASTE OF TIME TONIGHT AND I AM TIRED AND I NEED TO GET UP FOR WORK

OH JESUS CHRIST DID WE SERIOUSLY JUST WIPE ON RAGNAROS TWICE

WITH OUR GEAR

I AM GOING TO RAGE QUIT

THANK FUCK WE KILLED HIM NOW I CAN GO TO BED

WH

WHAT'S THAT



ENJOY YOUR PURPLE BIRDS, SCRUBLORDS
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Re: MY CHARACTER IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER
« Reply #65 on: September 01, 2012, 07:48:43 PM »

Too bad you don't have shaaadooow forrrmm.
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Re: MY CHARACTER IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER
« Reply #66 on: September 04, 2012, 08:08:08 PM »

"The Smoldering Egg of Millagazor from Ragnaros was dropping for 100% in Normal Difficulty for the past few days until a hotfix was made tonight that fixed the drop rate. Normally the mount only drops 100% of the time in Heroic mode."

YOU EARNED NOTHING, SCRUB
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Re: MY CHARACTER IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER
« Reply #67 on: September 05, 2012, 02:47:48 AM »

That sounds like jealousy to me.

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Re: MY CHARACTER IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER
« Reply #68 on: September 05, 2012, 07:02:34 AM »

I'd be more jealous of that one guy who got his legendary :nyoro~n:
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Re: MY CHARACTER IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER
« Reply #69 on: September 05, 2012, 08:12:22 AM »

"The Smoldering Egg of Millagazor from Ragnaros was dropping for 100% in Normal Difficulty for the past few days until a hotfix was made tonight that fixed the drop rate. Normally the mount only drops 100% of the time in Heroic mode."

YOU EARNED NOTHING, SCRUB

when i heard about this i felt pretty bad

but at the same time, it was literally the first time we had run firelands in nearly a year so in just so happening to choose that night to raid and actually being around to do so, THE ODDS WERE JUST AS AGAINST ME AS THE USUAL DROP RATE

and then we ran it again to farm for the bird but it had already been hotfixed so i'm still special

:smug:

I'd be more jealous of that one guy who got his legendary :nyoro~n:

being jealous of doom is a dark dark path to tread down

mostly because of all the shadows caused by his ego

AND HIS WEIGHT, HEH
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Re: MY CHARACTER IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER
« Reply #70 on: September 05, 2012, 09:12:03 AM »

Oh, was somebody talking about the Dragon Princess?



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Four other people rolled 97s in the first wave. So in the tie-breaker, I followed my 97 with a 98.

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Re: MY CHARACTER IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER
« Reply #71 on: September 06, 2012, 05:53:32 AM »

 Tier 5 has superior shoulder faces
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Re: MY CHARACTER IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER
« Reply #72 on: September 06, 2012, 04:14:55 PM »

That priest tier is actually legit awful.
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