Topic: WORST LOOT '10 (Read 5061 times)

Mothra · « **Reply #40 on:** January 04, 2011, 01:47:04 PM »

What th

!!!!!

Written FOR Q ABOUT Q BY Q('s ghost writer) FOLKS

Also: How sick is that cover

I've somehow managed to avoid ever having an opinion on Dennis Miller, nor ever sat and watched an episode of any of his various shows. I have a vague idea that he tends to know what he's talking about and is candid as the dickens, which I appreciate, but also that he tends to press the issue far further than he oughtta if he's actually trying to change minds rather than Be Right Loudly.

I'm looking forward to being ranted at in print form however!

ALSO: I've got a real good feeling that this is the Red Sonja novella wherein she shows her rack (fingers crossed!!!!)

oh god

these feelingggsss

I read Days Gone By a while back and really didn't take to this series. It's just really dark and morbid and not very much fun. Also you can't really sympathize with anyone.

One Man Army, turns out, near as I can tell, is the best thing to come out of this franchise. It has been a damn delightful read from start to finish.

A star for Starr

The fucking COMPLETE CONAN THE BARBARIAN PEOPLE. My experience with the series goes only as far as the badass cartoon with the equally badass intro theme. It looks old-timey and blood thick and oozing with character.

Also a dang FIGHT CLUB BAR OF SOAP and such as a glow-in-the-dark lizard and a ball that bounces with lights of ALL SORTS

I don't think I've ever seen anything like these Lone Wolf and Cub manga. I want to read them and tuck them into a coffee mug or something.

They look totally geothermular

The Politically Incorrect Guide to American History, which I opened to a random page and immediately found to be A Good Time.

Fukkin' APPLESEED the MANGA which has just the right amount of Shirow mech/vehicle porn and stone cold bizarre japanese charm to put it into that perfect balance of awesome and fucking weird. Also is this a semi-legitimate gay couple in a goddamn 80's manga series? MAN.

A shitload of rare, unbelievably wicked Magic cards that pretty much turn my black/white, black/green/blue and red/blue into bone-shattering powerhaus

Looks like I'm getting back into Magic: The Gatheri

Luigi screams for 10 seconds.

A heartfelt hammered santa and santasaurus!!

yes

YESSSSSS

Mongrel · « **Reply #41 on:** January 04, 2011, 05:23:30 PM »

Not to mention AIRHEADS OH YEAH.

Motorhead - Born to Raise Hell

I also recognize a fair amount of that stuff, which I am very glad to see has been put to good use.

Büge · « **Reply #42 on:** January 04, 2011, 07:38:38 PM »

This is what Christmas is all about. :)

Saturn · « **Reply #43 on:** January 04, 2011, 07:53:55 PM »

I got a Dishwasher.

Büge · « **Reply #44 on:** January 04, 2011, 09:12:52 PM »

Gratz

Who's the lucky girl?

Mongrel · « **Reply #45 on:** January 04, 2011, 09:58:18 PM »

I think Buge's asking what's the dishwasher's name?

Lottel · « **Reply #46 on:** January 04, 2011, 10:50:17 PM »

I really want to

but I want to give Mongrel more credit and think he did that on purpose.
It made me laugh though!

Royal☭ · « **Reply #47 on:** January 05, 2011, 05:49:25 AM »

I can't help but think there was another post after Buge's that got deleted.

Mongrel · « **Reply #48 on:** January 05, 2011, 07:33:49 AM »

I read Buge's post in the "Surprise honey! I got you a vacuum cleaner!" way.

Mothra · « **Reply #49 on:** January 06, 2011, 06:54:38 PM »

Buge: re: The Rant Zone: Fuck youuu

Büge · « **Reply #50 on:** January 07, 2011, 06:55:48 AM »

Brentai · « **Reply #51 on:** January 09, 2011, 02:49:58 PM »

Oh! I forgot to mention one other thing my parents gave me.

A black shirt with a Thundercats logo on it.

Zach · « **Reply #52 on:** January 13, 2011, 01:21:47 AM »

After a righteous night of carousing (... Sears catalog,) I make it home to check out the boxes that had arrived in the afternoon. To my surprise, who could be getting a head start on Brontoforum cheer, but this guy:

And he brought a crummy webcam to document the spoils! Oh, Snorlax! You so lazy! On the plus side, these packages must have been previously employed as stunt doubles in Labyrinth. While I was admiring their size, heft, and pictures of brontosauri, however, disaster struck.

BIDOOF used Superpower against Snorlax! It's super-effective! That's what you get for starting without me, chumpster! But who would train such a ruffian?

Johto Spiderman! You have more joints than my Japanese toys! Are you the master of all this wealth? Soon, all of the gifts from Lady Duke were unwrapped.

Onward to Kabbage! Take the... Spiderjet?

This gift was also trapped! Run, tiny man!

The full spread:

FINAL SCORE:

Lady Duke
Pokemon. Pokeball, stickers, bidoof, and Lucario tattoo. No shinies.
Magic cards. Must... pass on... fast!
Super-flexible Venom suit Spiderman (with jet!) As soon as I find my better camera, he'll go on adventures with

Newtype DVDs and Clutch's copy of Conker: Reloaded
Spongebob pin, flashlight, squishy skull keychain, eraser dudes, blinking frog, candy
Necco wafers
2d10, 1d20
Pictures of Bulma and Krillin for my shrine
Toy cars for the Mario Kart racetrack/book storage table
One (1) Super Mario Galaxy Commemorative Coin (with Certificate of Authenticity)
The Very Verile Viking (for... reading...)
My very first rape whistle
A stack of comics (Including some JLI, lots of Archie, and the Ewok comic from the bottom of the post. Excelsior!)

110/100. Proceed to the next stage!

Kabbage
A thoughtful card, rife with philosophical yearning
Parasite Eve, the trigger to said card's yearning
A tiny Clone Wars LEGO ship
Two discs of tunes. To be explored!
A busted wax lobster. As soon as it's repaired, it's going with my stuffed lobster.
6 "irresistible slices of chocolate" in a plastic tub
Playing cards, air freshener, smiling ball, Ninja Turtles pin, Wooly Willy (obviously a complete set.)
Super Mario Brothers 3 VHS "Misadventures in Babysitting." Is this a legacy item?
MST3K window sticky
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and Solanin (for reading!)
A Niagra foldable... frisbee/fan. I almost lost an eye when unfolding it.
A stack of ace comics (Including a signed(?) DMZ #4 and Walking Dead TPB #2&3. No excuse to not read this anymore!)

A++. Would receive Christmas from again!

Thank you, dirty Santas! Christmas is officially over until next year.

Büge · « **Reply #53 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:58:19 AM »

Quote from: Zach on January 13, 2011, 01:21:47 AM

A Niagra foldable... frisbee/fan. I almost lost an eye when unfolding it.

What the

How did

I mean

Büge · « **Reply #54 on:** January 13, 2011, 08:15:36 AM »

Okay, here are my long-awaited pics of the lovely gifts I received from Ridley and Ted. First, Ridley:

What a lucky coincidence!

Oh noooooo, if only I didn't already own the PC version. Oh well, maybe I can get the misers at That's Entertainment to give me $5 for it.

By Grabthar's Hammer, you weren't kidding! This is some quality filmage, right here. What else have we got...

Just the thing to put the fear of God in my next campaign!

4rry posters!

And finally, lining the bottom of the box, were these knicknacks. I love knicknacks! In no particular order, we have:

Loaded dice
Official Magic: The Gathering loaded dice
Pokeymans cellphone danglers
A pink slime keychain
A jingly 1up mushroom
Sega Sluts™
Freaky rubber finger puppet
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Thanks Ridley! Next up is Ted's bulging package.

Inside was a Scribblenauts chapeau, shown here with Chun-li to scale.

Next we have Red Faction, Red Baron, and Red, uh, Underpants?

Scary pencils.

A teeny-weeny copy of World's Finest, featuring the first appearance of the Gary Stuperman!

Seen here we have:
Dj Hero sweatband
Staples
One of those squeezy exercise things
A spork
A Namco marital aid

Two-fisted fiction!

Mort! What have you done to yourself, man?

A tube of Burt's Bees lip balm.
A UMD of Superbad. If only I had a PSP...
American propaganda cards!
Oh boy! A second deck of Red Dead Redemption cards. Now I can play pinochle.

I'm afraid to read this. Every Brian K. Vaughan story I've read so far has ended badly for the protagonist.

A Mega Bloks rock monster thingy, with some purple parts. As near as I can tell, it's one of those see-saw things from The Prisoner.

Last, but not least, a game with nothing but penis monsters!

Marvelous stuff. Thanks, guys. See you next Santa!~

Zach · « **Reply #55 on:** January 13, 2011, 12:00:53 PM »

Quote from: Büge on January 13, 2011, 06:58:19 AM

What the

It was folded up to about a fifth of its maximum size, and crammed in a little pouch. Figuring it to be candy, handkerchiefs, or something similar, I held the pouch close to my face while opening it. Then the boning snapped into place, and darkness fell.

Büge · « **Reply #56 on:** January 13, 2011, 12:47:50 PM »

I mean, how did it come to you.

Because I'm pretty sure that came from me at one point. Unless someone else is in the habit of giving away anti-smoking frisbees from my town.

Brentai · « **Reply #57 on:** January 14, 2011, 01:15:58 AM »

Do you give those to everybody? I thought I was special to you, Buge!

Büge · « **Reply #58 on:** January 14, 2011, 08:07:43 AM »

Quote from: Brentai on January 14, 2011, 01:15:58 AM

Do you give those to everybody?

I DON'T KNOOOOOOW

Mothra · « **Reply #59 on:** January 18, 2011, 06:16:42 PM »

Quote from: Büge on January 13, 2011, 06:58:19 AM

Quote from: Zach on January 13, 2011, 01:21:47 AM
A Niagra foldable... frisbee/fan. I almost lost an eye when unfolding it.

What the

How did

I mean

This and a second copy of F&LiLV Just straight instantaneously re-gifted

Wracked with grief to see that the wax lobster candle did not survive shipment ;___;

EVEN SO, ZACH: ENJOY SPIDER-MAN #300

It is my favorite comic book. You hold in your hands the book my ten-year-old self quickly decided was the coolest thing ever committed to paper. It has been read and reread more times than the tome of time itself.

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