After a righteous night of carousing (... Sears catalog,) I make it home to check out the boxes that had arrived in the afternoon. To my surprise, who could be getting a head start on Brontoforum cheer, but this guy:
And he brought a crummy webcam to document the spoils! Oh, Snorlax! You so lazy! On the plus side, these packages must have been previously employed as stunt doubles in
Labyrinth. While I was admiring their size, heft, and pictures of brontosauri, however, disaster struck.
BIDOOF used Superpower against Snorlax! It's super-effective! That's what you get for starting without me, chumpster! But who would train such a ruffian?
Johto Spiderman! You have more joints than my Japanese toys! Are you the master of all this wealth? Soon, all of the gifts from Lady Duke were unwrapped.
Onward to Kabbage! Take the... Spiderjet?
This gift was also trapped! Run, tiny man!
The full spread:
FINAL SCORE:
Lady DukePokemon. Pokeball, stickers, bidoof, and Lucario tattoo. No shinies.
Magic cards. Must... pass on... fast!
Super-flexible Venom suit Spiderman (with jet!) As soon as I find my better camera, he'll go on adventures with
Newtype DVDs and Clutch's copy of
Conker: ReloadedSpongebob pin, flashlight, squishy skull keychain, eraser dudes, blinking frog, candy
Necco wafers
2d10, 1d20
Pictures of Bulma and Krillin for my shrine
Toy cars for the
Mario Kart racetrack/book storage table
One (1)
Super Mario Galaxy Commemorative Coin (with Certificate of Authenticity)
The Very Verile Viking (for... reading...)
My very first rape whistle
A stack of comics (Including some
JLI, lots of
Archie, and the Ewok comic from the bottom of the post. Excelsior!)
110/100. Proceed to the next stage!
KabbageA thoughtful card, rife with philosophical yearning
Parasite Eve, the trigger to said card's yearning
A tiny
Clone Wars LEGO ship
Two discs of tunes. To be explored!
A busted wax lobster. As soon as it's repaired, it's going with my stuffed lobster.
6 "irresistible slices of chocolate" in a plastic tub
Playing cards, air freshener, smiling ball, Ninja Turtles pin, Wooly Willy (obviously a complete set.)
Super Mario Brothers 3 VHS "Misadventures in Babysitting." Is this a legacy item?
MST3K window sticky
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and
Solanin (for reading!)
A Niagra foldable... frisbee/fan. I almost lost an eye when unfolding it.
A stack of ace comics (Including a signed(?)
DMZ #4 and
Walking Dead TPB #2&3. No excuse to not read this anymore!)
A++. Would receive Christmas from again!
Thank you, dirty Santas! Christmas is officially over until next year.