Topic: WORST LOOT '10 (Read 5214 times)

Ted Belmont · « **on:** December 18, 2010, 03:28:50 PM »

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Lottel · « **Reply #1 on:** December 23, 2010, 01:50:05 PM »

Ok, I do a secret santa thing with some of my other internet friends and I just received mine today.

Figured why not show it here.

Oh. Well, that's... an ominous sign.

Such a nice wrapping job for a gnome carrier.

And the gnome itself.

As nice as the gift is, I have the strangest feeling it will come to life when I sleep and kill me with a hatchet.

Norondor · « **Reply #2 on:** December 23, 2010, 02:03:00 PM »

gnomes are kindly forest friends didn't you ever watch David the Gnome

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #3 on:** December 23, 2010, 02:08:00 PM »

Norondor · « **Reply #4 on:** December 23, 2010, 02:10:08 PM »

he rides a fox and tricks trolls it's great

Niku · « **Reply #5 on:** December 23, 2010, 05:49:43 PM »

and then he turns into a tree and dies forever

what's the matter norondor

why are you crying

are you some kind of baby

cry some more you little baby

Royal☭ · « **Reply #6 on:** December 23, 2010, 05:56:56 PM »

And then

Lawn Gnomes Chapter 4: Fun in The Sun

Büge · « **Reply #7 on:** December 23, 2010, 07:39:04 PM »

Just in time for the feature film Gnomeo and Juliet.

Mongrel · « **Reply #8 on:** December 23, 2010, 09:21:24 PM »

Lottel · « **Reply #9 on:** December 24, 2010, 01:00:49 AM »

Turns out it's really a Tomte

I guess it was a bit of a... misgnomer.

Zach · « **Reply #10 on:** December 24, 2010, 02:55:46 AM »

/co/ is involved in the most disorganized Secret Santa that I've ever seen -- and I say this as a veteran of many a Dirty Santa (Take my wife... please! I'll be here all week.)

That said, they're up to their third thread right now. People post their wishlist and hope someone buys something for them. It shouldn't work, but so far, it has. I have a gift on the way, someone's getting a new copy of The Filth from me, and thanks to Amazon's wish list feature, no anonymous people know my address.

McDohl · « **Reply #11 on:** December 24, 2010, 07:35:25 AM »

You'd really do something like that, handing out personal information on 4chan? I mean, come on. At least here if you get something like anthrax or something, then you've got someone who we can banish and install an angel with a flaming sword or whatnot.

You're a braver man than I, Zach.

On a lighter note, a very large box has appeared next to the tree with my name on it. I'm sort of dreading it.

Lottel · « **Reply #12 on:** December 24, 2010, 08:02:46 AM »

Well, McDohl, they are using Amazon Wishlist, which allows people to anonymously buy you a gift. And they don't get to learn your address. They just click "Buy this" and put in their info. They don't get any info on you other than you first name and your wishlist.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #13 on:** December 24, 2010, 09:15:57 AM »

I put mine on there, but not before removing this. (I had added it as a joke, but knowing 4chan, I'd probably get 10 of them)

Mongrel · « **Reply #14 on:** December 24, 2010, 09:23:44 AM »

IIIII'm dreeeaaaaming of a yeeeellow christmas
Just like the caaaakes I used to knowwww

Mongrel · « **Reply #15 on:** December 24, 2010, 09:25:23 AM »

EDIT by way of post: I love that that's in the "educational science supplies" category. Like what kind of experiments are they expecting people will do with that stuff anyway?

The "Items also viewed" and the "purchased with" are also PRICELESS. I don't think that's a recipe book, but I bet at least someone thought it was. And the return of the steering wheel tray table!

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #16 on:** December 24, 2010, 10:39:31 AM »

I imagine they would be doing radiology experiments.

Not that schools can even do this these days, god forbid someone's precious snowflake gets a couple extra millirems this year.

I got a kindle! I gave a 26" LED tv in exchange! It's a pretty alright x-mas.

A² · « **Reply #17 on:** December 24, 2010, 10:28:06 PM »

Our family opens gifts on Xmas Eve.

FROM BRENTAI DE LA HENTAI
1 Xbox / PC Arcade Fight STick, heavy enough to kill a man with
1 Stratego: LotR edition
1 She-Ra Best of DVD collection

Bunch of books.
David Letterman's Top 10 lists
Dictonary of the Future
What would shakespear DO?
Japanese dictionary
Life, The Universe & Everythuing
So Long Z& Thanks for all the fish
2 awesomely horrible how to draw manga books
FLCL 1
Pikachu (He blames Roger)
1 Wilykat Figure from back when Thundercats were relevant.

FROM ANOTHER SECRET SANTA I AM IN
Basically every Resident Evil on GCN up to 3
Crysis
Need for Speed Pro Street
Batman: Child of Dreams
FIve million transformers
Army of Two
Armored Core: For Answer
Fallout PS2
Jackie CHan in Fire Dragon
DBZ: History of Trunks

FROM THE FOLKS:
2x1TB Seagate Barracudas
Snoopy Shirt
$25 Wal-Mart Gift Card
Docking Station for my iPod/Phone/Whathaveyou
Those huge promo boxes from Gamestop, SC2, Pokemon HG/SS, KH:BBS and Codblops.

FROM FRIENDS
Red Vs Blue complete
Games on Steam that I can't recall atm because I am so fucking tired.
Sam & Max Set on TF2
A Mechanical walking AT-AT Lego Set + various other lego sets from Empire
The Jedi Path Book
The Making of the Empire Strikes Back
ARIA: The Animation (Season 1)

Defenestration · « **Reply #18 on:** December 24, 2010, 10:30:57 PM »

Quote from: Demosprite on December 24, 2010, 10:28:06 PM

FROM ANOTHER SECRET SANTA I AM IN
Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel

I am happy to continue the eternal passoff of this abomination. I made the mistake of attempting to play it.

Envy · « **Reply #19 on:** December 25, 2010, 03:29:50 AM »

Lyrai that stick is a curse.

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